"Hold my beer, watch this!"I want to feel it when I make a mistake.
What about the ones that got away while you were chasing?I know. I was burning up the sheets while others were playing D&D.
I never played D&D when I was younger. I was too busy getting high and finger banging chicks. But now that I'm older I respect the hustle and dedication . In the long run of life, what's actually more embarrassing and antisocial… getting together, interacting with friends and playing a physical game… or yelling obscenities at a screen in a dark room by yourself pretending you actually just killed a nazi in 1944 Berlin? I'm not saying one is better than the other but the pot often calls the kettle black.
It's just that I'm Chaotic Evil and the few chicks that played D&D grew up to be super hot sluts and I'm trying to get their nudes now.
Sounds like we've never met. Hello. Nice to meet you. I'm Neo. I'm the resident nudognosis around here. I do any nudognosing round these parts and I'm damn good at it too. But you can't just be any geek off the webz, you gotta be handy with the nudes if you know what I mean, earn your keep.How's that workin' out for ya
The only thing whiter than those dudes are the saltines. "And that night Larry learned that no matter how hard you try or how delicate your approach… you can't fuck a cracker."
Hot sluts you say? Where do I find this game?It's just that I'm Chaotic Evil and the few chicks that played D&D grew up to be super hot sluts and I'm trying to get their nudes now.
I remember playing games on Case's Ladder back in the 90s. There were no threads just wide open lobbies with a live chat stream. Seemed awesome at the timeOnce the Mighty Penis has been loosed into TnT all bets are off .
Wild Penis is unpredicktable.
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That's the beauty of it, if you hang around with me they just find us!Hot sluts you say? Where do I find this game?