There is a racoon stuck in my bong, what can I do?

[raratt]

PAM spray

I took a bottle of KY next to it and it's eyes got really big and it ran away.

 

[Rob Roy]

Stuck in a raccoons bung? I draw the line at heavy petting!

 

[DarkWeb]

I took a bottle of KY next to it and it's eyes got really big and it ran away.

Sounds like it's been in a similar situation before.........how often does it visit

 

[BudmanTX]

I hope you had it de scented.

actually no, when i first got it, it was a baby, brought it in the house gave it water and cat food for a while to let it mature, once it matured i let it back out in the wild......to my surprise she (the skunk) never left, she stuck are the house and when i use to sit outside she would come up to me and let me pet it even pick it up....when i met my current wife the skunk was still there, the wife walked up and turn around with the skunk in my hand and said "hi" "oh and say hello to my stinky friend" the wife just laughed...over the years the skunk just left back into the wild never came back...

 

[hillbill]

We have had yard deer, yard rabbits and Squirrels. My little back deck is in the trees, all my mowing is done with 40v Black And Decker trimmer.

 

[BudmanTX]

We have had yard deer, yard rabbits and Squirrels. My little back deck is in the trees, all my mowing is done with 40v Black And Decker trimmer.

i've got a family of Rabbits to know, everyone morning i see about 3 to 4 and when i get home.....one of them just like to lay in the dirt and just look at me while i'm on the porch......

 

[raratt]

Sounds like it's been in a similar situation before.........how often does it visit

I don't know what neighborhood it used to live in, sounds like a rough one.

 

[Hollatchaboy]

This is my favorite......

 

[tyler.durden]

This is my favorite......

That coon's got BALLS like a Honey Badger. Dude wasn't expecting that...

 

[Hollatchaboy]

That coon's got BALLS like a Honey Badger. Dude wasn't expecting that...

No he wasn't. I've dealt with them before. They're nasty lil fuckers for sure.

 

[blueberrymilkshake]

 

[Laughing Grass]

Our raccoons are pretty chill.

 

[tyler.durden]

Our raccoons are pretty chill.

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Wow. Not even Canadian raccoons have an edge

 

[Hollatchaboy]

This is what I keep picturing...

 

[hillbill]

Fresh and stinky Black Bear scat 100 yards up the road. Diameter more than “C” cell Maglight.

 

[curious2garden]

I tried to get it out with popcorn but it hissed at me.

Late to the party, but I'd smoke it out.

 

[Hollatchaboy]

Late to the party, but I'd smoke it out.

And then smoke yourself out afterwards. Lol

 

[PadawanWarrior]

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he worked for marshmallows and a dip

That's awesome. We had a pet raccoon too, then we gave him to a lady with a farm.

 

[bam0813]

Ya we had to do the same he was a rescue and not really supposed to do that but I had to give the little guy a chance he was an awesome guy to have around for a bit but I haven’t set a coon line since

 

[bam0813]

No mom didnt go on the line she went on the road