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Jimdamick said:
She's good/also my son.
Last bout I had I didn't have the vac
Made a HUGE difference

I FEEL FREE!!!!

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Well with a fresh strain yer probably even more immune now, what don't kill ya makes ya stronger, though covid can make ya stupider too! :lol: If we all get stupid together, will anybody notice? If a tree falls in the forest...
 
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A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like hillbillies. The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid West Virginia hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed it's butt, and said, "This duck ain't from West Virginia. This is a Kentucky duck. You got a Kentucky hunting license, boy?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kentucky hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed it's butt, and said, "This ain't no Kentucky duck. This duck's from Tennessee. You got an Tennessee licence?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Tennessee license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck. "This duck's from Virginia. You got a Virginia hunting license?"
Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a Virginia hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly, "Just where the hell are you from?"
The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, "You tell me, you're the expert!"
 
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Pretty happy schools out for the year. Did a good deed and helped find a lost child yesterday. Went out walk-hiking in an open space near the school and came across a Prarie dog village and this odd area that was like a short mountain bike terrain park, pretty jazzed to try it out. On the way back we encountered a freaked out lady looking for a little kid that got upset and ran off, so we helped search and fanned out, found him in sulking under a bush quite a ways away and got them back together.

Edit: sonic sez cracks me up, my kid really likes that show...wtf sonic, the 90s were weird. Those PSAs were all over the place. "Hey kids...wear a seat belt...and don't run away from home or you're gonna get pimped out!"

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Sonic Says (also known as Sonic Sez) is a series of segments that are seen in the Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog television series, sometimes in relation to the episode's subject matter. The purpose of Sonic Says is to teach children about various things as a form of public service, with...
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Fuck you internet.

"Hey dad, what are furries?"

It was less awkward than explaining "I eat ass" window decals but more drawn out. Lots of confirming no grownups were trying to talk to him. Pretty hard to explain people that like to wear costumes to fuck and be weird to kids since they like to wear costumes to just wear costumes and play games and be weird.

The whole time I felt like hank hill freaking out about Bobby.
 
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HGCC said:
Fuck you internet.

"Hey dad, what are furries?"

It was less awkward than explaining "I eat ass" window decals but more drawn out. Lots of confirming no grownups were trying to talk to him. Pretty hard to explain people that like to wear costumes to fuck and be weird to kids since they like to wear costumes to just wear costumes and play games and be weird.

The whole time I felt like hank hill freaking out about Bobby.
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That boy ain right, I’ll tell you hwut
 
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There's an episode with David cross as a guest star where Bobby meets a bunch of high school kids that are Wiccans. It was about like that. "Gaaahhhh noooo don't do that, your going to get your ass kicked Bobby!"

Kid is like "why are people mean to them? They just really like animals so they want to dress up like them." Dammit Bobby, your too young for me to explain this. Remember when I explained "I eat ass" stickers as people that put their tongues in butts...well its sort of like that.
 
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