Scared Me!

Oldguyrealy

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Oh my Valve is a Rubber piece. You feel it between your Nuts, squeeze the end it opens for a bit letting you pee.

If you're not squeezing the Valve it hurts.
 

manfredo

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My dad, who is a whore dog extraordinaire, had a penis pump installed. It consisted of a 3rd nut that you could squeeze for a instant boner. Not sure how you deflated it, and I don't want to know.

He had to have it removed though...He couldn't wait the 30 days they recommended to have sex, and so it got infected, so now he has a permanent limp dick. He still gets hookers though, of the $10 variety. Those poor girls must really earn their money on him. Most of them rob him. All of them are heroin addicts.

So proud dad! I use the term dad lightly. He has 4 kids but has never been a dad.

>:(
 

Oldguyrealy

Well-Known Member
My dad, who is a whore dog extraordinaire, had a penis pump installed. It consisted of a 3rd nut that you could squeeze for a instant boner. Not sure how you deflated it, and I don't want to know.

He had to have it removed though...He couldn't wait the 30 days they recommended to have sex, and so it got infected, so now he has a permanent limp dick. He still gets hookers though, of the $10 variety. Those poor girls must really earn their money on him. Most of them rob him. All of them are heroin addicts.

So proud dad! I use the term dad lightly. He has 4 kids but has never been a dad.

>:(
Yea I can no longer get it up.

Told my Baby Sister I hadn't slept with my wife in years. She said TMI.
She was thinking the sex thing. No I have not slept with my wife in years. She sleeps at one end of the house and I sleep at the other.
 
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