My earlobes are cold

[Wizzlebiz]

My earlobes are cold but the rest of my body feels perfectly tempered....

Suggestions?

 

[neosapien]

Cut your ears off.

 

[J. Rocket]

you need a toque, watchmans cap, knit hat.
pull it down, get comfy warm lobes.
plain and simple.
your welcome.

 

[Wizzlebiz]

Cut your ears off.

Can't argue against the fact that this would solve my issue.

 

[Wizzlebiz]

you need a toque, watchmans cap, knit hat.
pull it down, get comfy warm lobes.
plain and simple.
your welcome.

Yea but then my perfectly tempered head would get too warm.

 

[raratt]

They need to be put between a pair of thighs. Probably warm the rest of you up at the same time...

 

[Wizzlebiz]

They need to be put between a pair of thighs. Probably warm the rest of you up at the same time...

Yea but then my face would get wet. I think that would make my lips and nose cold afterwards.

 

[raratt]

Yea but then my face would get wet. I think that would make my lips and nose cold afterwards.

Sometimes a sacrifice needs to be made.

 

[J. Rocket]

Yea but then my perfectly tempered head would get too warm.

I see...
then perhaps youd be interested in a lobe-covering toasty knit headband?
quite stylish, I assure you.

 

[Wizzlebiz]

I see...
then perhaps youd be interested in a lobe-covering toasty knit headband?
quite stylish, I assure you.

If you knit it I will wear it.

 

[J. Rocket]

If you knit it I will wear it.

sorry...no can do.
my knitting skills have zeroed out since my grandmother taught me in the late sixties.
the world only needs so many potholders.

 

[buckaclark]

How about electric socks

 

[lokie]

If you knit it I will wear it.

Ask for a full body knitted suit.
It is certain to keep your extremities warm.

 

[BudmanTX]

My earlobes are cold but the rest of my body feels perfectly tempered....

Suggestions?

Boobs work wonders for cold ears....

 

[J. Rocket]

that looks like a knitted gimp suit.
I could be wrong, though...

Ask for a full body knitted suit.
It is certain to keep your extremities warm.

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[lokie]

that looks like a knitted gimp suit.
I could be wrong, though...

Could be.

This, I presume, would be for the Mistress.

 

[natureboygrower]

Ask for a full body knitted suit.
It is certain to keep your extremities warm.

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Why?

 

[J. Rocket]

looks much more comfy than leather.
I'm guessing.

 

[natureboygrower]

looks much more comfy than leather.
I'm guessing.

Idk, I have a few of few of those blankets Grammy made and they can be kinda scratchy. Could be tortuous...

 

[buckaclark]

Ear candles