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Ball gagesThis has been stranger than fiction so far, so why not tied to a chair and ball gaged? No matter how many weird thoughts I can come up with Trump always exceeds them!
have you heard the one about the guy who takes his pet monkey to the bar? Critter jumps everywhere, poops, screeches; general nuisance. When he swallows the pool table’s cue ball, man and monkey get tossed out with a warning never to bring the monkey back.
Two weeks later man and monkey are back. The bartender reluctantly allows them back in after the man assured him that the monkey has been given what-for and has promised to behave.
In fact, the monkey sits quietly while the man sips his beer. The bartender brings a snack basket, from which the monkey takes a plum.
The monkey jams the fruit up his asshole, pulls it back out and starts eating.
The barkeep asks what was THAT all about?
The man smiles and says
“After the cue ball incident, he sizes everything first.”