I worked with a guy who has 2 buttholes we called him double hole 7
That's an oldie like the "Don't throw toothpicks in the urinal. Crabs can pole-vault!"
thats early 90s as well, cause thats my couch.... and blanket.. grandpa only watched 4 shows little house on the prarie andy griffith the news and yupp mr bob barker come ooooonnnn downnnnn....loved it, thise sick days weird how that soup cracker ginger ale in my case would magically have me better by noonoclock to help with grandma and grandpas paper routes