The P.I.S.S. Method - ( Pee in your Soil Stupid ) Grow Guide

[Budzbuddha]

Star Pee
Bladder Poison
MotorPiss
Durban Bedpan
Scrotum Star
The Sack
Ball Buster
Nut Breath
Deez Nutz
Urine Fever
Cannapiss
Wonderpee

 

[Budzbuddha]

 

[Budzbuddha]

KELP / PEE FOLIAR SPRAY :

Loin Power Pee Spray for hosing your honeys !

10:1 pee dilute with a 1/4 cap of Liquid kelp shaken not stirred ….

Mist the Piss

This is a micro nutrient heavy mix … chock full of essential growth hormones ( auxins, gibberellins, and cytokinins ) plus urine has large amounts of nitrogen, phosphorus, and potassium. Nitrogen content in urine is high, mostly in urea, which makes up more than 50 percent of the total organic acids. This includes urea from protein metabolism, sodium and potassium both of which come from food.

The Wonders of Wee dribbling from your hands !

 

[Budzbuddha]

I also drench the soil from the bottle too.

 

[SnidleyBluntash]

How many ppm is pure pee? Assuming satisfactory hydration. Will it burn? Not does it burn

 

[curious2garden]

How many ppm is pure pee? Assuming satisfactory hydration. Will it burn? Not does it burn

When I first started growing TDS meters were crazy expensive so I used a specific gravity bulb. Human urine has a normal specific gravity of 1.010 to 1.030. In medicine it's used as a rough measure of kidney performance.

Below is your PPT calculator

Salty Zoo

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Working the calculation is an exercise reserved for the reader

 

[cannabiscrusader]

When I first started growing TDS meters were crazy expensive so I used a specific gravity bulb. Human urine has a normal specific gravity of 1.010 to 1.030. In medicine it's used as a rough measure of kidney performance.

Below is your PPT calculator

Salty Zoo

www.saltyzoo.com

Working the calculation is an exercised reserved for the reader

This reader reserves the right to not work the calculation

 

[Budzbuddha]

How many ppm is pure pee? Assuming satisfactory hydration. Will it burn? Not does it burn

I dont measure “pee pee m “per say. I use a 10:1 water to pee dilute to start a as a baseline amount in a sport water bottle (16.9 oz ) - No exact measurements.

Dilution is infused with seaweed extract ( approximately 1/4 cap ) depending on amount of finished product. I tend to only make what i can use in a day or two. I do not store long term.

That’s why i said that i also do soil drenches ( Pee Tea ) if you will. I pour the leftovers from sprayer into various soil containers to use up. Deep rinse spray bottle and its ready to go , if i desire to “ brew up “ some more.

This is nothing new to agriculture - just my small way to experiment. It works - i ran a whole thread on this subject and will plan more plants in future. I cannot discount the vigor / color and overall health from previous applications.

 

[cannabiscrusader]

Maximus urethrus was a shining example of the piss potions potency. The tender silky roots of that lovely lady soaked up that magic mixture. So lush, so satisfied

 

[curious2garden]

This reader reserves the right to not work the calculation

As has been their prerogative since time began and one I have exercised on many occasions

 

[Budzbuddha]

 

[SnidleyBluntash]

this reader is going to measure ppm for all of you. Get me my cup.

 

[Sir Napsalot]

The decomposed fish poop I clean out of my aquarium filters is probably better than human urine as it's already been converted from ammonia to nitrate
Also, it's rich in nitrifying bacteria, which although water-borne can survive at least a couple of days without water

 

[Budzbuddha]

The power of piss ….

i toss the runoff outside onto lawn and POOF - Fairy Rings !

Magical Mystical Piss Magic !

 

[Tracker]

Peepee garden looking healthy

 

[Budzbuddha]

Peepee garden looking healthy
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That WEE WEE WEED looks strong

 

[UnknownRemedy]

That WEE WEE WEED looks strong

Those colas are siphoning testosterone from your piss. Looking like they're on some anabolic steroids.

 

[Tracker]

Those colas are siphoning testosterone from your piss. Looking like they're on some anabolic steroids.

I attribute it to the multivitamins. When I feed, I time it just right so the pee is bright neon after taking vitamins. Wizz into 10 gal of strong feed mix, apply it, and follow with heavy watering. Plants seem to like it.

 

[Budzbuddha]

NEW BLOOD

3 Wonderpie
3 Forbidden Zittlez

Getting the pee - golden showers !

 

[Tracker]

Peepee update. Getting close to harvest. These are fully seeded, loaded with beans.