Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

Twistyman

Twistyman

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Wake & yes Virginia..baking... Canna popped in last night...
So is it all icy there vette.... I need milk, but breaking my neck seems like a bad plan..
Shoot China, sounds like another gruesome hospital event..How do they come up with that stuff............
miss I was just watching the New Zealand fireworks.....
 
misshestermoffitt

misshestermoffitt

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Twisty it seems like if you're baking, I'm out, if I'm baking your out. My son called, he wants to stop by on his way to work to start a load of laundry, I think it's going to cost him a bud :wink:
 
Gryphonn

Gryphonn

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korvette1977 said:
Ive never had the honor of a DUI .. I have in the past driven drunk.. I realize how stupid and dumb it was to do ..Im grateful I never hurt anyone or crashed .. I dont drink much at all anymore .. and when I do I stay at home ...
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I nearly killed myself when I was 19. I still didn't learn. A year later I got busted drink driving while on my way to a hospital to visit a friend who had been hit by a drunk driver...yep, I was pretty clever back then...

I think I've drunk more this past fortnight than I've drunk in the past year...I'll go back to being a mostly non-drinker soon. Just have to get the urge out of my system...I can't help it. I like Coopers. I can leave any other alcohol (even beer) in the fridge. But Coopers? Nooooo, I have to drink it...
 
Twistyman

Twistyman

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Gryphonn said:
mmmm yep. Don't I know it...lesson learned a long time ago...
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korvette1977 said:
Ive never had the honor of a DUI .. I have in the past driven drunk.. I realize how stupid and dumb it was to do ..Im grateful I never hurt anyone or crashed .. I dont drink much at all anymore .. and when I do I stay at home ...
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Talk about lucky when you think about it.. Some mornings I'd get up and the old man would say WTF is that..I'd look outside and the car was parked sideways or some shit like that... One time we were driving to a show and got pulled over...I had about 6 empty cans along the door..cop asked me to get out and they fell on his foot... all he did was take them and tell us to go home, that was the 70's though......:wall:

They just showed the Sydney fireworks... you Aussies don't do shit by halves do you...
 
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korvette1977

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Twistyman said:
Wake & yes Virginia..baking... Canna popped in last night...
So is it all icy there vette.... I need milk, but breaking my neck seems like a bad plan..
Shoot China, sounds like another gruesome hospital event..How do they come up with that stuff............
miss I was just watching the New Zealand fireworks.....
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I need milk too ,,I just whipped my son up some scrambled eggs , My girls are in bed with China still.. Its snowing real good outside and I have a 60 mile one way trip to drop off the kids .. Im not liking this ..
 
misshestermoffitt

misshestermoffitt

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OK that one made me howl, too funny. Isn't it funny how commercials tell us that Aussies love their Fosters, but when you talk to an actualy Aussie, they hate the stuff.

I was talking to someone in Africa one time, he said everyone there drinks (brand) beer. They like it because it's what Americans drink. It was a brand I'd never heard of. I don't think that brand even exists in America.



Gryphonn said:
https://www.rollitup.org/toke-n-talk/145985-fosters-not-australian-beer-vtx.html

Fosters? It's Australian for vomit.
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Gryphonn

Gryphonn

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Twistyman said:
Talk about lucky when you think about it.. Some mornings I'd get up and the old man would say WTF is that..I'd look outside and the car was parked sideways or some shit like that... One time we were driving to a show and got pulled over...I had about 6 empty cans along the door..cop asked me to get out and they fell on his foot... all he did was take them and tell us to go home, that was the 70's though......:wall:

They just showed the Sydney fireworks... you Aussies don't do shit by halves do you...
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Would you believe there is *nothing* on our local programming showing any New Years celebrations? Bloody music videos is all...

I saw on the news a few days ago that the Sydney f/works would be 10 minutes long, but were using an absolute shitload of fireworks. Was it good hey?

Personally, while I like fireworks, spending hundreds of thousands of dollars for ten minutes entertainment seems like a huge waste of money. I know there are some homeless people in Sydney who could benefit from all that cash. But then, the grand we've spent on weed the past couple months could probably have been spent better by others too...:bigjoint:
 
Gryphonn

Gryphonn

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korvette1977 said:
I need milk too ,,I just whipped my son up some scrambled eggs , My girls are in bed with China still.. Its snowing real good outside and I have a 60 mile one way trip to drop off the kids .. Im not liking this ..
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Yuck. Three hour round trip in that weather?
 
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korvette1977

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Yea My best time was 2hrs 10 min.. 2 lane roads the whole way ..If you get bad weather or a truck in front of you it can be a drag...
 
Gryphonn

Gryphonn

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misshestermoffitt said:
OK that one made me howl, too funny. Isn't it funny how commercials tell us that Aussies love their Fosters, but when you talk to an actualy Aussie, they hate the stuff.

I was talking to someone in Africa one time, he said everyone there drinks (brand) beer. They like it because it's what Americans drink. It was a brand I'd never heard of. I don't think that brand even exists in America.
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Yep. You'll find most people are either Fourex (XXXX) Gold, Carlton mid-strength, Tooheys, VB or Coopers drinkers when it comes to beer. Fosters barely rates a mention here.


korvette1977 said:
They sell those big oil cans of Fosters here for $2.00 - $2.50 a can in bars
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Ever see a 'Darwin Stubbie'? Two litres of beer in one bottle:

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,,23701867-5013605,00.html




 
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korvette1977

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misshestermoffitt said:
Vette, you guys don't meet halfway or anything like that? Well get them some doritos, and some donuts and some soda to keep them happy for the drive. :mrgreen:
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The way we work it is , If she drives them to me ,,I drive them home ,, or visa versa .. The 1/2 way way thing never works out .. She ,(my ex is a piece of shit and a MEGA LIAR) so most times she drops them off here and I bring them home
 
Twistyman

Twistyman

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Chiceh said:
Good Morning everyone, this is the last Wake n Bake of 2008!. Happy New Year!
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And I FINALLY have some bakables....

korvette1977 said:
I need milk too ,,I just whipped my son up some scrambled eggs , My girls are in bed with China still.. Its snowing real good outside and I have a 60 mile one way trip to drop off the kids .. Im not liking this ..
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The solitude in places like that is great, but you get those Awww! fuck moments..

misshestermoffitt said:
OK that one made me howl, too funny. Isn't it funny how commercials tell us that Aussies love their Fosters, but when you talk to an actualy Aussie, they hate the stuff.

I was talking to someone in Africa one time, he said everyone there drinks (brand) beer. They like it because it's what Americans drink. It was a brand I'd never heard of. I don't think that brand even exists in America.
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korvette1977 said:
They sell those big oil cans of Fosters here for $2.00 - $2.50 a can in bars
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In the US they like Molson..I tried one and it tasted like shit.."whats this piss water " they says Molson... that wasn't any Molson I tasted.

Gryphonn said:
Would you believe there is *nothing* on our local programming showing any New Years celebrations? Bloody music videos is all...

I saw on the news a few days ago that the Sydney f/works would be 10 minutes long, but were using an absolute shitload of fireworks. Was it good hey?

Personally, while I like fireworks, spending hundreds of thousands of dollars for ten minutes entertainment seems like a huge waste of money. I know there are some homeless people in Sydney who could benefit from all that cash. But then, the grand we've spent on weed the past couple months could probably have been spent better by others too...:bigjoint:
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I'm on a 4th floor and every year theres a big show..they lauch from barges..about 100yds away from me... I sit with my plants and watch....

korvette1977 said:
Yea My best time was 2hrs 10 min.. 2 lane roads the whole way ..If you get bad weather or a truck in front of you it can be a drag...
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I've got it.... steal a moo moo cow from tips.. shipping will be a bitch, but you'll have milk...then steaks...
 
misshestermoffitt

misshestermoffitt

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Twisty, I've lived in the US my whole life and I've never even heard of Molson. My grandmother owned a bar, all my friends like their beer, never seen a Molson in my whole life.
 
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