Nongreenthumb, that cracked me up.
Oh, and direct your "archaeologist" friend my way, Trapper. I'd like to have his degree in Creation Science Archaeology voided immediately. Of course, he'd probably be too busy searching for the remnants of Noah's Ark, or digging up the remains of the Leviathan to notice.
If you're even remotely serious... Geezus... Your friend, I hate to break it to you, is a crackpot, and he'd be laughed out of any academic community in a heartbeat. But if he's got the education, I'd looove to discuss his theories. I have a background in Anthropology, Archaeology, and Religion (and a familiarity with Biblical Studies). Yes, I'm over-educated. But I assure you, I can hold my own.
Oh, and the oldest viable seed was about 2,000 years old. If what you claimed was true, you'd be making headlines around the world, no matter what your were growing. Drug enforcement wouldn't be able to touch you.
~Ethno