Reservoir Seeds - One cool company

Hobbes

Well-Known Member
I came across this guy while searching for Strawberry Diesel on another thread - different than any other seed bank I've come across. Rez (the owner/breeder) seems to make strains that he likes, breed a limited batch of seeds, sell them through only 2 seedbanks, then breed something else he likes. Market desires seem to hold little interest to him.

He's almost Bhudda like in his wisdom about customers and how seedbank-customer relations should be handled. I'll post some Rez-ism in this thread for those who want to expand their mind.

And finally, his strains seem absolutely amazing. He has a following of growers waiting for his next batch of seeds to come out and they make meager appeals to his Holiness, who tells them to go look in his policy thread (forum) before wasting anymore of his time.

I love this guy, gotta get some of his beans. Here's some of his strains:

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bongsmilie
 

Hobbes

Well-Known Member
Reservoir Seeds: The company that's a whole lot fucking crazier than you.

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Apollo Mist

Devout followers of Kali Mist will be astounded at the flawless alchemy between their favorite smoke and the divine Apollo 11. Soaring to these stratospheric heights may initially startle the unprepared smoker (okay, the prepared smoker, as well), but her paralyzing G-force quickly turns to a long glide at light speed well before fear might otherwise set in. A pre-flight physical remains optional but is strongly encouraged. Those weak in the heart, head or mind are ill-advised to seek the counsel of this stellar spirit.
Flowering time: approx. 65 days

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Basic Diesel

Heirloom SSSC Skunk #1/Basic Diesel (aka M39) x ECSD

An exceptional Sour Diesel hybrid. A combination of Sour Diesel and the SSSC's classic Skunk #1/B5. Old school meets New to outclass anything on the block. Yields will be MASSIVE and the best keeper moms will REEK of Sour Diesel, and finish in about sixty-five daze.

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Bottle Rocket


Created from BCGA Killer Queen X Grimm's Durban/Thai~C99 (DTC99) fathers

When Cinderella 99,Airborne's G13 and the Super Sativa Seed Club's Durban Thai Highflyer get in a three-way you know there's gonna' be some awe-inspiring mothers! These will be crystal-covered,golden girls that will make your friends drool with envy,even if they can't remember the pedigree after a bonghit! 55 days flower.

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D39


This one's the replacement for the low-stock Basic Diesel line.
M39's the Mom,the fathers are Sour Diesel of a different generation.
Flowertime of 65-70 days....Fat yielder....

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DSD v2


Four Double Sour Diesel males pollinated a few DSD girls that Rezdog selected for their traits that best resembled his Sour Diesel Clone Mom. Flowertime's gonna' run 60-80 days, but there's nothing but the best Sour genes in this batch.

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Firecracker


This hybrid's so explosive that we decided that only one name would do: Firecracker!
A Willem's Wonder-dominate Willie D male pollinated two Willem's-dom pheno Willie D girls. The resulting variations will be spectacular,and will lean towards Willem's Wonder in pheno dominance.
Flowertime: 60-70 days.

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Gonzo #1

GONZO #1* (aka M39) (Heirloom Skunk#1/Basic5 x William's Wonder)

Two absolute Classics meet up in an indica that's absolutely
World-Class.

To be entered in the 2005 High Times cannabis Cup,indica division.
Flowertime of 60 days,and watch out for The Skunk!

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Kill Bill

KILL BILL (KQ x William's Wonder)

Airborne's G13,Cinderella99,and William's Wonder all meet in a crowded bar.
Guns are pulled.
Pollen flies.
Glands grow fat.
Flowertime of 50-60 days.

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Mindfuck


Created from Soma's NYC Diesel X Grimm's DTC99

Soma's exceptional NYC Diesel meets Grimm/SSSC's Durban/Thai Cinderella 99... perhaps TOO psychedelic?... and certainly not for toying with heavy machinery under the influence of! Sweet and sour pineapple is the flavor for the 21st Century and this genetic set is pre-programmed for you! If you love the soaring sativa highlife then look no further! 55-60 flowering days.

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Orange Apollo

Did someone say psychedelic? The hippie parents of this lovely hybrid beam with paisley pride over their sunny lovechild. A divine convergence of the legendary 1977 Aeric Cali-O clone and Apollo 11, she was then backcrossed once to Apollo 11 for stability.

Fruity on the tongue and brain, her hashy-sweet kiss lulls the smitten smoker into mellow bliss before unbuckling the straps at nosebleed altitude. Her physical beauty holds you spellbound, but 65 days flowering makes all who grow her true believers in mind-expanding altered states.

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Omega Diesel

What's in it?

This a 100% proprietary recipe,Diesel-Family release.
That's all I'll EVER say,some things are more fun when they're a mystery.
Omega Diesel is NOT for breeding purposes,it is for growers that want nothing but The Best in Diesel lines in their gardens.

What is it?

An ultrapotent Diesel,is exactly what it is.
How does it differ from Sour Diesel IBL?
Grow it out and see what you think.
(I'm not tellin'!)
Flowertime's 65-75 days,limited release

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Petrol

A select Sour Diesel incross. The Sour Diesel BX 1.5 inbreeding,stressing like physical similarities between the parents. As with all Sours,comprehensive odor control is a must. There's a reason Sour Diesel's SO sought after,it really is as good as people say it is!

Petrol is a select Sour Diesel sibling incross. Users should avoid operating heavy machinery while under the influence of Petrol,but should have as much sex as possible while under its' most excellent influence. Flowertime 60-75 days,and a better-than-you'd think-for-Diesel yield will please even the most discerning palate.

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Princess Diesel

The Grimm's legendary Ice Princess meets Sour Diesel.
The focus on this hybrid was to add a sour lemon candy
componant to the easy-cloning,fat-yielding,quick finishing,rock-solid
Ice Princess.
Flowertime of 56-65 days.

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Schroomy Deeze

Schroomy's Schrom X Sour Diesel

Schroomy's fabled SCHROM Clone meets up with the legendary Sour Diesel,causing palpitations in the hearts of sativa enthusiasts all over the planet! An absolute must-have for the serious sativa cannaseur. Psychedelic Vulcan mind-melt meets ethereal Sour Diesel. Obviously,a match made in Heaven. Only a few packs will be released,and they're exclusive to SeedBay-and 100% of the proceeds go to defer Tallpine's massive legal costs,incurred in a nasty brush with the law. Please,bid high and help keep the scales of justice balance. I appreciate your help and the concern for my friend.

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Sour Diesel BX 1.5

Sour Diesel Clone X Sour Diesel/Soma's NYC Diesel.

The flowertime will average 65-70 days, those of you who have the itch to grow sativa-doms in hydro will cut this time by 15%.

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Sour Diesel BX 2.5

The second Sour Diesel backcross. The males used (seven) insure diversity in the BX,they were chosen for their traits that best resembled their Sour Diesel Clone Mother. Sour Diesel rightly deserves its' Premiere Reputation as some of the World's Finest herb, grow it yourself and see why!
Flowering: 80 days
Yield: 800+ grams per KW.

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Sour Diesel v 3 aka ECSD v3

One more step in bringing you the perfect East Coast Sour Diesel mom for your garden. The best and most stable line yet.

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Sour Diesel IBL

Winner, High Times Plant of the Year, 2005
Multiple-Winner, IC Magazine Cup, 2005

This is the final step in bringing you the Perfect Representation of the World-famous Sour Diesel Clone, in seed form.
The Special Parents were chosen, and the seeds are finally done!

The Sour Diesel Project's taken close to three years of focus, and the results will do nothing short of astonish true cannabis conneseiurs, the world over.

The flowertime's approximately 75 days, indoors, and depending on geography, your outdoor Sour Diesel may take a bit longer to finish-or perhaps a be bit quicker, depending on how equatorial you are!
The yield of the original Sour Diesel Clone has been dramatically improved upon,and the from-seed vigor that the clone is lacking is downright explosive in these Sour Diesel seeds!

We reccommend serious odor control with all Sour Diesel genetics, including related hybrids, as the reek of these beauties is permeating, even brick walls are no match for her power!

The high is soaring, psychedelic, and at times, completely out-of-control.

This is The Original Sour Diesel, now available for anyone, not just a well-connected few, to grow....and it's My Pleasure bringing it to you, the Informed Grower.

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Sour Mist

Four Double Sour Diesel males pollinated this perfect Dutch-Coffee Shop-Hazey Kali Mist Mom.

If you're big into sativas,and don't mind a 70-80 day flowerperiod,then these are the genetics you want in your growroom.

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Sour Queen

A very special creation from Reserviour Seeds....Rezdog's phenomenal Sour Queen: Killer Queen (AG13/C99) X Sour Diesel BX 1.5

Sour Queen finishes in the sixties, and is awe-inspiringly powerful and a good yielder too.

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Sour Queen II


Killer Queen meets Sour Diesel,redux.

Absolutely fanfuckingtastic herb,
an easy 20% tHc,
Flowertime of about 60 days.
Approximately 40 packs will be released.<-- Very limited

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Sour Wonder


Williams wonder X DSD

Flowertime's gonna run 60-70 days on these and they're gonna stink like holy hell...and knock you on your ass...but that's what it's all about, right?

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Speedball


Created from Paradise's Sensi Star X Grimm/SSSC's DTC99

Hard-core indica meets psychedelic tropi-sat....hence,the name! The big fat Sensi Star meets the slim, tropical DTC99....numbing indica meets extreme sativa....the goal is to meet in the middle.... and find the fusion...the space where all is nothing and nothing is everything......that is Speedball.

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Super Silver Sour Diesel Haze


Rezdog has the perfect GH SSH mother for this scenario. Remember eating acid at university? This will be similar.

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Strawberry Diesel

Two legendary genepools collide! The mega-tasty Kyle Kushman's Strawberry Cough Clone was bred to select Sour Diesel males to make up our newest offering for the 21st Century: Strawberry Diesel. Expect a flowertime in the sixties to mid-seventies, indoors or out.

The Strawberry Diesel Mother Plant you will cherish most will taste of lemon-fuel and strawberries, and knock you into next week with the ethereal, soaring high.

Strawberry Diesel is an Extremely Limited Edition, with less than 100 packs being released.

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Sweet Apollo


Apollo11 X Sweet Tooth #3

Don`t forget your toothbrush. Indulge your insatiable appetite for sweets with this unrivaled creme de la creme of cannabis delicacies. Apollo 11 is the cake; Spice of Life`s Sweet Tooth #3 the sparkling velvet glaze. Robust vigor and a sweet, seductive fragrance precede the 50 to 60-day baking time - a considerable accomplishment given the impresive yield. With buds as sticky as peanut butter and a thousand times sweeter, dessert freaks will return to this spectacular hybrid with alarming frequency. Calories, cavities and blood sugar levels shouldn`t be a problem... unless, of course, you`re eating this scrumptious creation - in which case, you could find yourself in serious trouble.

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Thunderfuck Diesel


Grimm's MT x Sour Diesel

Reservoir Seeds Proudly Presents: THUNDERF*CK DIESEL A 2005 Limited Edition Series Special Release The Mother is Grimm's matanuska Tundra,a/k/a Matanuska Thunderfuck. The fathers (I used seven) are a heavily-selected-for-ECSD -traits Sour Diesel backcross. Thunderfuck Diesel's an F1,they will be nicely uniform, 75/25 indi-sat,supremely STANKEY girlies that finish very (very)heavy....with a dominant Sour Diesel taste and high,at about 55 days of flowering,give or take a few days. Did I mention that the buds will be gorgeous?

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Quick Mist

Quick Mist = Kali Mist/Mighty Mite

The Mighty Mite genetics were introduced to get the flowertime shortened for short-season outdoor use,in particular,northern geographic areas.

The Kali Mist used in both is the Pre-'98,Haze-dom phenotype in my gallery....it's the same one I used in my Projects many times before....

Flowertime on the Quick Mist will average sixty days.

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Quick Mist Diesel

QMD = Kali Mist/Mighty Mite/DSDv2

The Mighty Mite genetics were introduced to get the flowertime shortened for short-season outdoor use,in particular,northern geographic areas.

The Kali Mist used in both is the Pre-'98,Haze-dom phenotype in my gallery....it's the same one I used in my Projects many times before....

For the Quick Mist Diesel,adding the Double Sour Diesel V2 to the gene pool proved a winning move,adding a limey sweetness to the funky Quick Mist....

Flowertime on the Quick Mist Diesel should finish in under seventy daze.....

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William's Wonder BX#2


The second BX to the William's Wonder Mother,I made these for my own breeding program reseach,but since I have some extras,I thought I'd let a few packs go.
Sixty day flower and rediculously high yields of stinkey William's Wonder buds is the guaranteed outcome!

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William's Wonder IX-1


William's Wonder IX-1 (The first sibling WW incross)

Like William's Wonder?
This is perfect William's Wonder.
Flowertime of 55-65 days,insane yields,sticky and stinkey as hell.
A Classic,what more can I say?

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William's Wonder Haze


William's Wonder Haze (WWH) (GH SSH x William's Wonder)

If growing Haze indoors seems a bit daunting,this will make it MUCH easier.
An f1 hybrid,look for a 60-70 day finish and rediculous yields.

This one will be a stinker,please use odor control responsibly.

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Willy's Wonderful Cindy aka Wonderella

Willy's Wonderful Cindy (WWC) (C99 x William's Wonder)

Sixty days to perfection. Increased yields from run-of-the-mill C99,with an indica punch, courtesy of Willy.

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Wonder Diesel


Wonder Diesel (ECSD x William's Wonder)
East Coast Sour Diesel meets William's Wonder.

The first time around,Sour Wonder sold out too damn fast,so we made some more,using different fathers this time.
A hit with everyone that's smoked it,nice and even-keeled,too much will f*ck you UP.
Flowertime of 60-65 days is to be expected.

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Wonder Fuck Aka ThunderFuckin'Wonder


Thunder Fuckin' Wonder (TFW) (Grimm's Matanuska x William's Wonder)

Two Legends collide,this is the result.

Heavy,fat indica buds with a hint of pine,hash,and deep FUNK.
Flowertime of 55-60 days,lower-odor than you'd think but not short on PUNCH.

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Killer Apollo

Killer Queen (AG13/C99) X Apollo 11 (Genius/C99)
Flowertime 50-60 days.

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Incomplete and maybe inaccurate information below


Apollo 11 G4

A fourth-gen Apollo,selected for Genius traits.

Flowertime 50-56 days.

The nexus of Reservoir Seeds' Apollo 11 hybridization program. "T-Minus three... two... one. We have lift-off." Strap yourself down before taking this gleeful, mind-twisting ride. Derived from the near-mythical "Genius Pheno" of Apollo 11 fame, this extraordinary plant exudes a strong lemony fragrance & taste, and imparts a distinct euphoria of considerable duration.

Ideal for curious minds – and even better for curious minds on road trips – the appeal of this craft lies in her ability to be profoundly energizing without the jittery discomfort of paranoia or the paranoid discomfort of being jittery. Ideal for finding your car keys or figuring out where your life went wrong, the utility of this plant is so vast that it is virtually uncharted. Brainiacs & severely impaired bongheads – mortals & demi-gods alike – will be forever changed after experiencing the happy glow of her touch.

If the immaculate, long-lasting and one-of-a-kind buzz isn't enough to whet your appetite, consier the *absurdly* short 50-day photoperiod. Still, because of its profundity, once growers have a taste of Apollo 11 G4, they, like the rest of us, will ache for an even shorter time on the launch pad.

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bongsmilie
 

Hobbes

Well-Known Member
Rez-isms: Read 'em before you get off the short bus.

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"If you have less than 100 posts don't even bother complaining. Fucking trolls wreck it for everybody."

- which is true, but it fucking funny to see someone in business being so brutally honest to potential customers.

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This is like reading the Bhudda.

On customer satisfaction:

We don't replace/reship seeds for any reason. They're shipped all over the world and when we have 'em, before they ship, they ALL germ-test to +95% or they don't ship - and that's the best we can do. Period.

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On customer service:

Got a question? Use the fucking SEARCH ENGINE, short bus!

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On intelligent customer concerns:

Got "too many males" in your Reservoir Seeds' hybrids? Talk to my friend - out of 80+ he got ALL FEMALES!

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On how to shut customers the fuck up once and for all:

Shortly ALL Reservoir Seeds will be shipped in heat-sealed, crush-proof packaging. No more 'my seeds got crushed' bullshit. This eliminates ANY clusterfuckery.

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I love this guy, he's my new favorite breeder and I haven't even seen his whole strain lineup yet. Or read many reviews. Knows how to treat people right and I can respect that.

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https://www.seedboutique.com/store/i...acturers_id=78

http://www.seedbay.co.uk/

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http://www.icmag.com/ic/forumdisplay...552&order=desc
 

FunkDrSpock

Active Member
There are some gems to be found in his stock but come on bro honestly ' bhudda like' lmfao the geezer is rude as fuck and right up his own arse, and to call him a breeder is disrespectful to the likes of Shanti and Subcool who actuall BREED and STABILISE their stock, not knocking anybody's gear cos i recently spent over £200 for 20 beans on some of Elite Genetics gear myself tbh with ya but all they are is glorified pollen chuckers that have some of the finest elite cuts to make seed from, but they far from breed homie.
 

FunkDrSpock

Active Member
What and you like that behaviour, you buy from Shanti and get poor germ rates he replaces them, like a right honourable gentleman should do, i hadn't even seen them remarks but you just clarified everything i know about duke, shame on you for even starting a thread about him its a waste of bandwidth
 

Hobbes

Well-Known Member
Fa&#8901;ce&#8901;tious

1. not meant to be taken seriously or literally: a facetious remark.

2. amusing; humorous.

3. lacking serious intent; concerned with something nonessential, amusing, or frivolous: a facetious person.

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I am interested in his strains though. I don't care if he's ignorant as long as his strains are good.

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FunkDrSpock please see Rez-ism 1 before commenting on Rez again please.

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;) Just kidding.!!

What do you know about him and his strains? Thanks for any info.

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bongsmilie
 

FunkDrSpock

Active Member
Like i said man he works with elite strains to make his beans so there are always gems to be found, if you want some fire check out another pollen chucker called ograskal, or Dr Candyman or even Elite Genetics which who i spent my money with. They all work with clone only strains always good shit goin on with them guys, Elite Genetics is at this site, hit him up with a pm man see what he's holding atm.

Peace bro
 

FunkDrSpock

Active Member
SSH such a well known strain but he only has 1 line about it and its not even about the strain, its about doin acid at uni, lmao man but there will be some good shit in any of them beans if you decide to buy from him.
 

Hobbes

Well-Known Member
Thanks FunkDrSpock, appreciate the help. I've been checking out Elite at BCBudDepot for their Strawberry Diesel.

I nearly pissed myself laughing when I saw Rez' forum policy thread stickied at the top. I figured that his seeds must be good if he can tell people to go fuck themselves and still have people lined up for beans.

Anyone else try his stuff?

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bongsmilie
 

Hobbes

Well-Known Member
"Elite Genetics gear myself tbh with ya but all they are is glorified pollen chuckers that have some of the finest elite cuts to make seed from, but they far from breed homie."

I think I know what you mean: flowering a male and female plant in the same grow room and getting seeds is not breeding. We might get lucky and we might not.

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bongsmilie
 

NoSaint

Well-Known Member
"Elite Genetics gear myself tbh with ya but all they are is glorified pollen chuckers that have some of the finest elite cuts to make seed from, but they far from breed homie."

I think I know what you mean: flowering a male and female plant in the same grow room and getting seeds is not breeding. We might get lucky and we might not.

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bongsmilie


Your going to find a lot of people that dislike rez. Everyone's a critic. I like the like the looks of his gear and can't wait for my dsd's to finish. I don't care if he's a dick, a pollen chucker, a non breeder, a hack whatever. He's got way better genetics than I do and the ability to keep making them.
 

NoSaint

Well-Known Member
Thanks FunkDrSpock, appreciate the help. I've been checking out Elite at BCBudDepot for their Strawberry Diesel.

I nearly pissed myself laughing when I saw Rez' forum policy thread stickied at the top. I figured that his seeds must be good if he can tell people to go fuck themselves and still have people lined up for beans.

Anyone else try his stuff?

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bongsmilie
Have you checked elites gear off his site? Cheaper than bc buds prices
 

Hobbes

Well-Known Member
Do you have a link to his site NoSaint? I've got this for a breeder called "Elite", don't know if it's the same: http://elitegenetics.webs.com/list.htm

I don't care about the personality either, I doubt I'll be spending too much time with any breeder. And he might be a big joker and his humor is a bit off. WHO CARES!!! Give me the beans and I get the comedy on his forum for free!

This what you're growing now?

DSD v2

Four Double Sour Diesel males pollinated a few DSD girls that Rezdog selected for their traits that best resembled his Sour Diesel Clone Mom. Flowertime's gonna' run 60-80 days, but there's nothing but the best Sour genes in this batch

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bongsmilie
 

NoSaint

Well-Known Member
Do you have a link to his site NoSaint? I've got this for a breeder called "Elite", don't know if it's the same: http://elitegenetics.webs.com/list.htm

I don't care about the personality either, I doubt I'll be spending too much time with any breeder. And he might be a big joker and his humor is a bit off. WHO CARES!!! Give me the beans and I get the comedy on his forum for free!

This what you're growing now?

DSD v2

Four Double Sour Diesel males pollinated a few DSD girls that Rezdog selected for their traits that best resembled his Sour Diesel Clone Mom. Flowertime's gonna' run 60-80 days, but there's nothing but the best Sour genes in this batch

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bongsmilie

Thats the right site to get elites gear. Just email him when you find what you want to order.


Yeah those are what I have growing now.
 

kittykronic

New Member
i buy rez' gear..love it ..they had some on seedbay this weekend..sour diesels went for 300.00 t0 350.00 a pack and the only pack of apollo mist went for 180.00..i lost out cause i won't and can't pay that much for one pack of beans..i have a few packs of his beans left anyway..but for 300.00 i would take a few packs of sucool beans and some of outlaws for the same price....peace
 

Hobbes

Well-Known Member
Kronic does Rez have autions there often? On a certain day of the week/month? Is it hard to buy seeds?

thanks

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bongsmile
 

NoSaint

Well-Known Member
Kronic does Rez have autions there often? On a certain day of the week/month? Is it hard to buy seeds?

thanks

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bongsmile
The sour's that were up were in the 420 auctions. I believe gypsy released them from his stash, not rez. Rez is talking about releasing more sour d's in june?! I think he said.


http://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=77195&page=8

Read through that post. He's got some chemdogs or something coming out sooner than the sour d will be available.

You pretty much have to check the bay or sboo.

Rez has chem haze sour d, williams wonder and something else up now. Stocks vary, never know when they will be in.


I just got my order from elite. 7 days exactly including the weekend.
 

trapper

Well-Known Member
any one with a customer policy like that wouldnt get a wooden nickel from me,ive heard enough about that dude that i never checked out his over priced"gear".he byes somas seeds and grims seeds and breeds them and charges 480 because they have the word diesal in it,flower time 60 to 80 thats a nice round number,what and when did all these diesels become the hottest thing since pocket pussies.and now its called gear,is that hip for con.I know a snow job when i see one,the chances of finding a gem from his kind of breeding is a crap shoot at best.i guess any thing with sour or diesal will sell,ive never grown a sour or a diesal,but ive grown alot of wicked pot that gets you wrecked.and has all the flavor you want.its funny but about 30 years ago me and my buddies were tripping on sid,we started giveing names to all the pot,we were being smart asses,now today theirs at leat 80 of the names we made up for pot today.
 
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