Who created Marijuana? God, Devil, Aliens

[HarvestFest2010]

Here is my question:

While blogging around the vast melting pot of the internet I saw several people posting comments about the devil creating Marijuana.

Do you believe that Marijuana was created by God, or some creater/nature, Devil/destructive mutation from herb, or Aliens applied the mutation to the plant?

I want to hear some thoughts b4 i give my opinion.

If you know of any facts like the origins and age of the cannibis plant post that. If you want to make up some other theories, please do.

 

[poplars]

lmfao. I don't think so . . . . any of that. if anyone created marijuana it would have been god. but I don't really believe in god so much so I just believe we got fuckin lucky with this amazing plant.

edit: due to the fact that most animals have cannabinoid receptors, I'd be willing to say that plant has been around over a million years.

 

[dat nigga smoke]

yea god created evertyin green but i think we jus got fuckin lucky i remeber reading sumtin bout tribes way back who smoked weed like drinking water kno im tlkin bout but yea smokin weeds been here since peolple 1st smoked anythin

 

[GregD88]

I'm pretty sure it's been around for a long ass time, its use has been recorded as long as 7,000 years ago. I definitely don't believe aliens gave it to us cuz that's ridiculous and I don't believe in god so I'm gonna say it probably came to be the way every other plant was made.

 

[CrackerJax]

The Chinese were the first to discover weed, so that would mean G*D is Asian and a Buddhist.


The earth made weed, just like the earth made you.


out.

 

[HarvestFest2010]

Nobody says aliens, how about tobacco....that shit is impossible to just grow wild. A raindrop will kill it. Its just kinda strange.

 

[CrackerJax]

Well, the indians figured out how to grow it with low technology so... When Raleigh brought that stuff back to europe, everyone went gaga!!


out.

 

[jfgordon1]

lol i doubt aliens had anything to do with it. however... i think the mexicans invented dirt weed to mock us poor people

 

[victozap]

You'd be suprised about the theory that aliens came to earth in ancient times. I just watched a documentary on it on the discovery channel and it's pretty convincing. They found these artifacts from a long ass time ago, I think it was 7000 BC where there were PERFECT lines drilled into these pieces of stone, and the pieces were assembled to make an enormouse wall. The material that was used to make the wall was a stone that is harder than diamond, which meant that the people needed diamond tipped tools to make the cuts which were PERFECTLY straight. It's hard to explain, but I suggest watching the documentary 100%, I just forget what it's called.

I'm not saying that weed was created by aliens, I think weed was was just any other plant that originated just the same as all other plants when the earth was created. I just think were lucky that THC happened to be in it.

 

[MauiLover1]

Marijuana is the embodiment of pure good. That is kind of what I believe about the concept of God as well. I think that God is just a pure positive energy. So as apposed to saying that Marijuna was ever created, I believe that Marijuana and God are one in the same...except swag.

 

[jfgordon1]

You'd be suprised about the theory that aliens came to earth in ancient times. I just watched a documentary on it on the discovery channel and it's pretty convincing. They found these artifacts from a long ass time ago, I think it was 7000 BC where there were PERFECT lines drilled into these pieces of stone, and the pieces were assembled to make an enormouse wall. The material that was used to make the wall was a stone that is harder than diamond, which meant that the people needed diamond tipped tools to make the cuts which were PERFECTLY straight. It's hard to explain, but I suggest watching the documentary 100%, I just forget what it's called.

I'm not saying that weed was created by aliens, I think weed was was just any other plant that originated just the same as all other plants when the earth was created. I just think were lucky that THC happened to be in it.

yeah i'm sure i've seen that documentary thing too. i've watch a lot of stuff about it. look up the pyramids that are under water by japan. i think they said they have been here longer than the ones in Egpyt .

but about the weed.. i dont think aliens brought it with them lol... but .. yah never know

 

[Skate Hawaii]

god created everything of this world, including the devil. so god created marijuana. plain and simple.

 

[CrackerJax]

Since there is NO, and I repeat NO stone harder than a diamond, I'm at a loss.


out.

 

[poplars]

Since there is NO, and I repeat NO stone harder than a diamond, I'm at a loss.


out.

yeah that's what I was thinking . . . .

of course the 'believers' will say the aliens 'made' a stronger stone or that a stronger stone exists . . . haha. I love human creativity + naivety.

 

[Dank Hill]

it just evolved..

 

[ANC]

god created everything of this world, including the devil. so god created marijuana. plain and simple.

Ditto... This is also the way the first tribe of southern africa sees it... god did not put anything without use on earth.

 

[mmmsticky]

Since there is NO, and I repeat NO stone harder than a diamond, I'm at a loss.


out.

you just havent seen me flexing

 

[Brick Top]

If one believes in the Bible and believes it is accurate and also believes that things man has discovered/decided to be accurate in relation to what the Bible says I would have to say that God created marijuana but not initially when the Garden of Eden was created but instead created marijuana after ‘the fall.’

My reasoning goes as such.

According to the Bible weeds did not exist when Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden and only after ‘the fall’ did weeds, and of course marijuana is categorized by man as being a weed, come into existence along with all the other less desirable things in life, like sickness and disease and famine and hatred and killing and wars and that "Facts of Life" theme song and rap and hip hop music and of course that "Hey Vern" guy.

Nothing in the Bible says that the Devil ever personally created anything. He allegedly just used things that at some point in time or another came into existence to tempt humans with and to attempt to make them stray off the straight and narrow and to turn their backs on ‘the light.' So in other words he did not create the worm but he does bait the hook and dangle it before you.

So going by that it would be logical to say that everything, good or bad, helpful or not helpful was created by God and by God alone but some things were created at different times and for reasons that are as unfathomable to me as how Carrot Top and Paluey Shore ever had any sort of entertainment career and how Anna Nicole Smith ever managed to blow that 90-year-old she married without spewing like Buckingham Fountain.

 

[DWR]

The aliens are browsing our skys todays cuz there like :

Alien language translation : " Hey timmy, did u remember 10 billion years ago, we put some weed on earth, and we basicly traind the humans brains to smoke it, and be peacefull.. what the fuck are they doing making a war out of it "

Other alien replys : " Yeah Bob, I know there fucking crazy....... Oh well only another 3 years till total destruction and we can restart with some new species... "

Timmy laughs his ass off so hard he pops an vane in hes eye

 

[victozap]

The aliens are browsing our skys todays cuz there like :

Alien language translation : " Hey timmy, did u remember 10 billion years ago, we put some weed on earth, and we basicly traind the humans brains to smoke it, and be peacefull.. what the fuck are they doing making a war out of it "

Other alien replys : " Yeah Bob, I know there fucking crazy....... Oh well only another 3 years till total destruction and we can restart with some new species... "

Timmy laughs his ass off so hard he pops an vane in hes eye

Haha that reminded me of that South Park episode where Earth is just a game show for the rest of the universe.

I bet there are aliens out there just watching us. They're probably like, "Hey, let's throw a tsunami and Katrina at them and see what happens!"