things i obstain from.... maybe ?

Garden Knowm

The Love Doctor
aspartame (and oher fat free stuff)- how the fook can something have zero calories.. and did you know Donald Rumsfield relationship to ASPARTAME?


cell phones on my head - I'm not holding this all mighty device of COMMUNICATION through AIR and SPACE... to my head.. how the fook does that thing work? i am sticking to an ear piece for now on


microwaves - wtf ? I don't give a fook what they say.. molecules should not be move around with invisible shit... unless your jesus and turning blood to wine... which i would drink.. :)



sword swallowing - just seems dangerous


anal sex - definitely not taking... and 99.99% not giving in this life time.. smell of poop makes me queezy


iloveyou
 

k-town

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Anal sex - definitely not taking... and 99.99% not giving in this life time.. smell of poop makes me queezy


iloveyou[/quote]

LMAO That is some funny shit!

Peace
K-town
 

k-town

Well-Known Member
I was just thinking, and your saying that in the back of your head there is a .01% chance that you might give up some ass in your lifetime. LMAO J/k

Peace

K-town
 

Garden Knowm

The Love Doctor
I was just thinking, and your saying that in the back of your head there is a .01% chance that you might give up some ass in your lifetime. LMAO J/k

Peace

K-town

there is really no chance of me taking... a big fat ZERO.....

unless the ass bandits come to town and take me in my sleep.. lol
 

biggflintmi

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I tried it a couple of times. Never had poo poo on my pee pee either. Its not something I do all the time but when i do my gf loves it.
 

000420

terpenophenolic
aspartame (and oher fat free stuff)- how the fook can something have zero calories.. and did you know Donald Rumsfield relationship to ASPARTAME?


cell phones on my head - I'm not holding this all mighty device of COMMUNICATION through AIR and SPACE... to my head.. how the fook does that thing work? i am sticking to an ear piece for now on


microwaves - wtf ? I don't give a fook what they say.. molecules should not be move around with invisible shit... unless your jesus and turning blood to wine... which i would drink.. :)



sword swallowing - just seems dangerous


anal sex - definitely not taking... and 99.99% not giving in this life time.. smell of poop makes me queezy


iloveyou
tossed my micro wave 3 years ago...don't miss it at all, not only are they crazy...yhey just promote bad health...it's to easy to make junk food in them......fuck microwaves:mrgreen:
 

mastakoosh

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I tried it a couple of times. Never had poo poo on my pee pee either. Its not something I do all the time but when i do my gf loves it.
i have done this before with some ladies. but one time it made horrible squishing sounds and i got a bad wiff of something. now i am too scared to try again.:spew::hump::roll:
 

Taipan

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its just like how my brother said dont go to prison or a guy will be like "shit on my dick or blood on my knife"
 

pandabear

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i got off the butt wagon the day my drunk ass sexed a gurl on here period and then put it in her ass for a tighter fit, in the murkey darkness I caught a glimpse of what was going on, there was blood everywhere on me kack all in her ass on her puss on my stomach, it was a really gory scene. never really wanted to put it in another ass ever since.:spew:

hmmm alchol will make you do some pretty dirty shit:mrgreen::spew:
 

pandabear

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butt then again there is nothing more pleasing than nutting right in a bitches ass and watch it leak out as she emitts her final moans:hump::mrgreen:



man I gotta go hit up the mrs
 

LoveIt

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butt then again there is nothing more pleasing than nutting right in a bitches ass and watch it leak out as she emitts her final moans:hump::mrgreen:



man I gotta go hit up the mrs
sweet jesus this thread has taken a turn for the worse lol... step awaaaay from the poopoopeepee area people, step awaaay lol
 
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