A Stoners Career

[BongJuice]

Thats the reason!!!!!!!
Hard work for real men, good pay, great benifits and only pussys stay above ground.
I couldnt think of a better job.

I would hate to sit in a safe little office all day when I could be hard at work building more muscle more skills and get a damn good pay.

P.S. Chicks dig it.

Hard work for real men?? Are you friggin kidding me??
Hard work is usually for the dumb asses and degenerates who were to stupid to go or finish college.
Plus, a hard working job is not the type of job you can retire on.
Chicks might of been into it 20-30 years ago when you were able to graduate high school and land into a high paying steel industry job,or the auto industry.
I got news for ya, those jobs all went to mexico, or some other 3rd world nation.
To be able to make a decent income that where you'll be able to have the american dream someday, you'll have to get an education.
Plus, what would are you gonna do if your back goes out.....Live off a shitty disability check for the rest of your life.

In this day and age. Chicks like guys who are refined, know how to dress, know how to look presentable, and are secure within their jobs to where they have a future.
At least this is true for the chicks that I like to be with.
Maybe you're talking about hood rats, and skanky bitches that will screw anything that has a ding-a-ling.

 

[DW4174]

Hard work for real men?? Are you friggin kidding me??
Hard work is usually for the dumb asses and degenerates who were to stupid to go or finish college.
Plus, a hard working job is not the type of job you can retire on.
Chicks might of been into it 20-30 years ago when you were able to graduate high school and land into a high paying steel industry job,or the auto industry.
I got news for ya, those jobs all went to mexico, or some other 3rd world nation.
To be able to make a decent income that where you'll be able to have the american dream someday, you'll have to get an education.
Plus, what would are you gonna do if your back goes out.....Live off a shitty disability check for the rest of your life.

In this day and age. Chicks like guys who are refined, know how to dress, know how to look presentable, and are secure within their jobs to where they have a future.
At least this is true for the chicks that I like to be with.
Maybe you're talking about hood rats, and skanky bitches that will screw anything that has a ding-a-ling.

LOL.... I dont even know where to start with this one.

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Hard work for real men?? Are you friggin kidding me??

ummm no I'm not.... lol

2.

Hard work is usually for the dumb asses and degenerates who were to stupid to go or finish college.

You lazy fuck. I cant belive you even said that it makes me laugh so hard. Although I will say I've seen some coal miners from Camron, WV that fit that description....lol (sorry George you do look like a retard)

This does make me wonder whats the hardest work you have ever done. If I was to guess it would be lifting a couch for your mother to sweep under...lol.

Ok moving on you just emaressed yourself enough here.

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Plus, a hard working job is not the type of job you can retire on.

Oh come on, you should really do some research before you open your mouth.
Any Mine (at least in this area) will take care of you untill you die!!!

Also you save some on your own to (this is what smart people do collage boy). As for your salary in a Coal Mine here, depending on your level and company, you can make $35+ hr and lets not forget over time pay (that time and a half normal pay) Saturdays (thats twice normal pay) and sundays (that three time your normal pay)!!!!!!!! O and buy the way a normal shift is 10 hours. SO think about it $35x10hrsxsunday = $1050 (and thats not if you were in over time) Thats oinly a days work. Sounds a little nicer doesnt it....lol

4.

Chicks might of been into it 20-30 years ago when you were able to graduate high school and land into a high paying steel industry job,or the auto industry.

Finally, I get to this one. Every girl loves an all american country boy. Because we are the ones that can make the muscles and actually use them. Yes thats right ours is not just for show. Ours work!!

I dont even need to start on the "high paying" part I think I covered that one well.

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I got news for ya, those jobs all went to mexico, or some other 3rd world nation.

I got news for you, those jobs are still here and not only that but they are apart of what keeps your job intack because with out the coal you can not have your job what ever it is. Coal provides the world with 93% of it energy the rest is hydro and nuclear. only less than 1% is the wind and sun power (but I do support the development of these alt. energy sources).

So go ahead try to turn on your computer with out the coal mine or even cook you food every day, watch tv, charge your cell phone, turn on the light in the dark, or even grow your dope in doors!!!! You need to research before you type something!!!!

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To be able to make a decent income that where you'll be able to have the american dream someday, you'll have to get an education.

O really well I dont know when the last time you looked at the class offered by your local collage but coal mineing is one of them and guess what I have been there and done that I have all the certifaction to work in any coal mine in the USA.

And as for the "decent income" once agian I covered that really well.

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Plus, what would are you gonna do if your back goes out.....Live off a shitty disability check for the rest of your life.

Dude seriously, if your are to get hurt in that type of way its you own fault not only that but if you were unable to work yes the coal mine pays you to live greatly...lol You need to research!!!!

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and are secure within their jobs to where they have a future.

Yea ok, I wander what it is that you are so "secure" in....lol

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At least this is true for the chicks that I like to be with.

Yea ok, tell your dream girl I will be over to pick her up in my truck.

10.

Maybe you're talking about hood rats, and skanky bitches that will screw anything that has a ding-a-ling.

Hood rats...lol.....There is no "hood" where I live and and the only bitches like that around here like what you have described will love you.... lol

11. Ok now that I have gone over all this, you really need to think before you type. as for the college thing and calling me a degenerate, I could not think as slow as you if I tried. For someone who clames to of a decent intelligence YOU CAN EVEN RESEARCH WORTH A DAMN!!!

Now "excusse me while I light my spliff" -Bob Marley

 

[fininho]

dont want to take sides but it seems to me that working in a coal mine is still very dangerous.. of course you get the danger pay but from what i reser.. i mean, wikipedia:

Statistical analyses performed by the U.S. Department of Labor’s Mine Safety and Health Administration (MSHA) show that between 1990 and 2004, the industry cut the rate of injuries by more than half and fatalities by two-thirds. However, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, mining remains the second most dangerous occupation in America.

of course it has improved over the years with new tech and mining methods but still..

Chronic lung diseases, such as pneumoconiosis (black lung) were once common in miners, leading to reduced life expectancy. In some mining countries black lung is still common, with 4000 new cases of black lung every year in the USA (4% of workers annually) and 10 000 new cases every year in China (0.2% of workers).[25] Rates may be higher than reported in some regions.

i know the odds are on your side but why risk a black lung when you can get a nice green lung smoking pot man..
i dont want to start an argument but just wanted to hear your side of the story, if im wrong please correct me and post your arguments
luckily around here 90% of the energy comes from hidro

 

[lerellion]

Pufster --- You have my Great Uncle as your avatar...

 

[DW4174]

dont want to take sides but it seems to me that working in a coal mine is still very dangerous.. of course you get the danger pay but from what i reser.. i mean, wikipedia:

Statistical analyses performed by the U.S. Department of Labor’s Mine Safety and Health Administration (MSHA) show that between 1990 and 2004, the industry cut the rate of injuries by more than half and fatalities by two-thirds. However, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, mining remains the second most dangerous occupation in America.

of course it has improved over the years with new tech and mining methods but still..

Chronic lung diseases, such as pneumoconiosis (black lung) were once common in miners, leading to reduced life expectancy. In some mining countries black lung is still common, with 4000 new cases of black lung every year in the USA (4% of workers annually) and 10 000 new cases every year in China (0.2% of workers).[25] Rates may be higher than reported in some regions.

i know the odds are on your side but why risk a black lung when you can get a nice green lung smoking pot man..
i dont want to start an argument but just wanted to hear your side of the story, if im wrong please correct me and post your arguments
luckily around here 90% of the energy comes from hidro

I first off have to thank you for bring the black lung up. Yes it is still here and will never go away but each coal miner has to wear what is called a smapler this device will take in the air around the coal miner during his whole shift then at the end if the samples it took are to concentrated they shut down that section untill the dust particals are removed and the area is cleared agian.

Although this rarely happens, if you were to look at a mine mapping of a section you would see the mine is very well ventalated and they also have people called rock dusters. These people put lime stone rock dust on the walls, celing, and floor (also called ribs, roof, and bottom by coal miners). This stops to things: fires and to much floating rock dust.

Also I would rather have the green lung but unless I can grow and sell for a living I need something more and the coal mine is the best option so far in the area. I have all my equippment and certifications and could start tonight but noone will hire me. And yes I bugg the hell out of them and they all know me by name.

Yes the death rate is terable but according to my records giving to me by an MSHA inspecter:

Year:1900
Miners:448,581
Fatalities:1,489

Year:1925
Miners:748,805
Fatalities:2,518

Year:1950
Miners:483,239
Fatalities:643

Year:1975
Miners:224,412
Fatalities:155

Year:2000
Miners:108,098
Fatalities:38

Year:2008
Miners? not sure ??
Fatalities:30

So if you do the math I have a good chance of beeing safe.

P.S. The is no side taking in telling the facts

 

[BongJuice]

LOL.... I dont even know where to start with this one.

I must of hit a nerve.
Anybody who takes that much time to rebuttal on what I've posted has got some serious insecurity problems.

Go ahead, be a coal miner.
We need ditch diggers too.

While I'm sitting in my cozy little office taking 2 hour lunch breaks, working bankers hours, having every weekend off, getting 4 weeks paid vacations, and getting paid twice as much as the highest paid coal miner, I'll be thinking about you sweating your ass off, and breathing in god knows what.

If your that passionate into being a coal miner, have at it.
I thought this was a thread about stoners careers.
The best stoner career is the career where your the boss.

 

[fininho]

hm i see what you mean.. well if your up to the work then i guess you really should.. too bad about the drug testing though..

 

[leeny]

I must of hit a nerve.
Anybody who takes that much time to rebuttal on what I've posted has got some serious insecurity problems.

Go ahead, be a coal miner.
We need ditch diggers too.

While I'm sitting in my cozy little office taking 2 hour lunch breaks, working bankers hours, having every weekend off, getting 4 weeks paid vacations, and getting paid twice as much as the highest paid coal miner, I'll be thinking about you sweating your ass off, and breathing in god knows what.

If your that passionate into being a coal miner, have at it.
I thought this was a thread about stoners careers.
The best stoner career is the career where your the boss.

not all people think like you. maybe you'll try and remember that next time you insult the hardworkers of america. you know. the ones not swindling money or being boisterious consumers

 

[Mattplusness]

why not be an entrepreneur and set your own rules?

btw. I love the johnny 5 avatar haha

 

[BongJuice]

not all people think like you. maybe you'll try and remember that next time you insult the hardworkers of america. you know. the ones not swindling money or being boisterious consumers

I was attacking the comment made that, "Only Real Men" do hard work. And anyone that doesn't do it is a pussy.
That's a crock of shit.
Not everyone can be a coal miner.
and
Not everyone can go to college and get a job where you have to make decisions all day.
But a hard days work is a hard days work.

Note: People forget that this is public forum.

 

[DW4174]

not all people think like you. maybe you'll try and remember that next time you insult the hardworkers of america. you know. the ones not swindling money or being boisterious consumers

my hat is off to you.

O and Bondjuice, the rebuttel was just a way of saying dont open your mouth and try to insult people when you have nothing to back up what your saying.

Peace

 

[IAm5toned]

Just throwing this out there.

You could grow weed for a living.

lol nice

 

[DW4174]

But a hard days work is a hard days work.

I can agree with you there, but thats about it.

Also the pussy comment was being refferd to strip mining. If you read it agian you might understand.

 

[fininho]

now that all is settled, lets light some joints everyone..

 

[BongJuice]

my hat is off to you.

O and Bondjuice, the rebuttel was just a way of saying dont open your mouth and try to insult people when you have nothing to back up what your saying.

Peace

I'm too high right now to even give a shit to whatever the hell your talking about.
Because, your the one who got caught with his foot in his mouth.

 

[DW4174]

I'm too high right now to even give a shit to whatever the hell your talking about.
Because, your the one who got caught with his foot in his mouth.

You must be fucked up....

read this agian in the morning and then make a new comment, one that makes sense...lol

 

[dontexist21]

I personally think that the best job is a college professor. Think about it you get summers off, long winter break, get paid around 50k-100k+ a year. As soon as you get tenure you really do not have to worry about a thing, you have you graduate students do all of the real work. And if you go into a science related field you do not pay for graduate school, so you do not actually build up debt.

 

[PadawanBater]

I personally think that the best job is a college professor. Think about it you get summers off, long winter break, get paid around 50k-100k+ a year. As soon as you get tenure you really do not have to worry about a thing, you have you graduate students do all of the real work. And if you go into a science related field you do not pay for graduate school, so you do not actually build up debt.

That's a really good suggestion. I've given it some consideration, but I don't know the first thing about the career.

I think JfGordon (If I got the name correct..) is a college professor of some sort, as CrackerJax about that one. I've come across posts that imply as much anyway...

Probably a pretty kick ass job...

 

[jats]

they don't drug test DJ's ... I've been one for years :^D

 

[juststartin]

DW4174

Mate, you clearly know your shit about coal mining, you seem very passionate about it and have all the certifications to do it.

If I was you and felt this into something i'd give up the weed and do it. Be a piss head on your days off instead.

Personally, i'm with Bongjuice (not about slating your desired profession!!) but yeah i love living the 9-5, weekends off, good money, cosy whatever the temperature outside, smoking all night, give a shit if im tired the following day ill just have an easy one!

Do what ya gotta bro