To Think Like a Nazi

[CrackerJax]

Liberals in te USA adhere to Keyesnian economics, not because it works.... it doesn't. It does allow them to buy votes however, and that seems to be enough for them.

Both parties likes to hand out free candy for votes, but the Lib's give it to the bottom and the Con's give it to the top.

Economically speaking, if you want that piece of candy to have the potential of becoming a bag of candy, you give it to the top. They are the ones with the ideas....

 

[RickWhite]

well he didn't ask the questions, so therefore the people who didn't obey weren't conservatives, you can't pull a conclusions for something that was never tested for and never looked into blah blah.

and so if you suffer psychological issues, you're a liberal, you're a fucking genious mate

I didn't say or imply either of those things.

Are you misrepresenting what I said because you had difficulty understanding it or because you find it difficult to debate honestly?

 

[Haul me to Heaven]

Two of the best posts I've read here: Rick White and Crackerjax. I swiped them and will be putting them in the magazine along with a few from undertheice. I'm still amazed at the level of intelligence regarding these blogers. There are more than the ones listed here but these I can remember by name. No Drama is another.

Justine

 

[Leothwyn]

I see a few groups of political opinions. The right has the following types:

A) The religious. B) Those raised Conservative who just believe what they are told. C) The thinkers...

Liberals have the following:

A) Those who were Liberal in their youth and never grew up. B) Those raised by Liberals. ...

You sure are good with over simplified generalizations. Funny stuff. I like how your side has the 'thinkers' category, but there aren't people on the other side who actually thought their way to their beliefs.
Oh well, I think we need people like you, and your counterparts on the other side - you balance each other out.
I'd hate to see a world where either of you had free reign with your ideals.
Liberals... we'd be buried in debt, legislation, and good intentions.
Conservative... we'd all stick our heads in the sand and pretend we were living in some ideal time of the past - where gov. was lean and trim, and women and colored folks knew their places.

In fact anti-Semitism is down right in vogue in Liberal circles today. Just mention mid-East politics and immediately you get a polarization with Liberals against Israel and Conservatives pro Israel.

You're joking, right? Even with your over simplified views, you can't really believe that opposing Israeli gov. policy makes a person anti Semitic.

 

[OregonMeds]

Cracker here you go again you're among the religious idiots who are ranting about "the left" trying to currupt their bullshit cristian ethics supposedly invading TV/Radio/schools/whatever the fuck.

Where is your head man? I know you hate obama and socialism (oooh scary) but why the hell would you align with the nutbags like Green Cross the preacher in any argument? It's enough to make anyone look like an idiot if you stand with the bible thumpers while they're screaming the other side is the one that doesn't think for themselves. What the fuck I would have thought you'd have been the first one to hit that guy on the head when he said stupid crap like that.

Non believers aren't thinkers... Oh my god! (pun intended)

 

[tip top toker]

I didn't say or imply either of those things.

Are you misrepresenting what I said because you had difficulty understanding it or because you find it difficult to debate honestly?

i was trying to say that he did not investigate the political sides of the participants, and did not question them on this at the initial interview etc etc, therefore you cannot just start making assumptions and trying to argue something that there is no evidence or anything for, every single one of them could have been a Conservative, how would you explain that, cus you can't disprove that statment, that they were all Conservatives, just as can't say anything about whether it was the liberals only that complied or not, it's all silly speculation

 

[OregonMeds]

The people marching with the herd who don't think for themselves are the religious folks. It's amazing you'd even make the claim that you guys have the thinkers.

And you're all so overly generalizing anyone who resists any part of your shit it's pathetic. As if the world is black and white and god vs devil simple. As if anyone who isn't a born again cristian republican must be a communist socialist controlling no morals idiot? The bible must work like blinders on a race horse, all you can see is your own narrow little view of things. Add to that how easily you'll believe anything and it's a recipe for failures. It doesn't matter if you make a million a year and are a CEO of whatever, you're still idiots if you believe in religion and fox news and republican bullshit of the day, every day, day after day.

I call party line democrats idiots too, or bible thumping democrats, or flag waiving idiots, the whole lot of you.

If you're a free thinking independant person who makes up your own views on things and doesn't believe shit from either party or any politician or any religion, then maybe you aren't an idiot.

 

[spliffendz]

america went downhill when white folk landed there and claimed the land their own, even though there were brown folk already there...

 

[CrackerJax]

Cracker here you go again you're among the religious idiots who are ranting about "the left" trying to currupt their bullshit cristian ethics supposedly invading TV/Radio/schools/whatever the fuck.

Where is your head man? I know you hate obama and socialism (oooh scary) but why the hell would you align with the nutbags like Green Cross the preacher in any argument? It's enough to make anyone look like an idiot if you stand with the bible thumpers while they're screaming the other side is the one that doesn't think for themselves. What the fuck I would have thought you'd have been the first one to hit that guy on the head when he said stupid crap like that.

Non believers aren't thinkers... Oh my god! (pun intended)

Uhhh, what are talking about?

 

[Haul me to Heaven]

That was to have said 'fact OR fiction'
My bad.

 

[tip top toker]

oh, i also love how non-christians are never allowed to know anything about the bible and what it's all about etc, and that they're ignorant, being non-christian doens't mean we arte unable to read you know. i myself was brought up by vicars, sent to a cathederal school etc, i think christianity is a toital sham, but i'm not a christian, does that mean i'm just saying anything about anything that i know nothing about... no, just as i'm sure orogen meds probably has some sort of clue as to what is in the bible and all that lot.

seems to me if you're not a christian the obvious answer, given by christians, is that we simply didn't understand what we read bullshit thanks.

 

[Haul me to Heaven]

john 3:16- 21

is my reply.

 

[Haul me to Heaven]

That concludes todays Sunday service.

 

[Leothwyn]

Thanks for sharing from your silly book.
I thought I'd share this nice letter to Dr. Laura:
Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:

When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?

I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don’t agree. Can you settle this?

Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God’s word is eternal and unchanging.

Your devoted fan,
Jim”

Just a few, of the MANY, examples of just how relevant your book of fairy tales is in modern times.
Actually, I can see why people would be drawn to religion: the feeling of community, a way to explain things that humans cannot explain at this point, etc.. I have no problem with people being into that kind of stuff. But, since you decided to get all preachy, I couldn't resist sharing this letter.

 

[Haul me to Heaven]

The Old Testament law is no longer valid. But you will never realize this. The New Law made the Old Law obsolete. But, again, you will not recognize or understand this for even a moment.

What you don't know about this dispensation vs the old dispensation is what's got you all twisted up. But- you don't or won't see this. So, you will remain in your current knowledge not ever knowing what's available to you for the simple asking.

One thing is certain- all those verses are truly strange and odd when it comes to abiding by the dictates of Judaism.
Were are Christian. Remember? Not Jews.
So, do you understand it a little better?
Hope so.

 

[JimmyPot]

America going to countries that have terrorist and blowing up the towns were a bunch of non terrorist and normal working class live is almost as crazy.Could you imagine if every time some nut case went and did something crazy in Japan their re ponce would be to blow up Orlando.When the USA blows up grocery stores and businesses the only people it hurts are the working class who give a shit about politics or anything outside of their families or jobs.People are sheep just like the bible says but its their presidents that are the Sheppard not their god.God says you should not kill but a bible thumper will kill for their president no matter what their bible says.

 

[Haul me to Heaven]

The old testament - the curse of not keeping the law- is not valid in the new. This applies to Christians. (Christ died for the curse of the Law - when the Vail in the temple was torn in two signifying that the old contract was no null and void concerning those who partake in the blood sacrifice being provided by the death of his only begotten son.)

Hope this helps.
Gotta run!

 

[JimmyPot]

That concludes todays Sunday service.

The bible is a conditioning tool used to make people follow laws and help the world become more moral and civilized in the old days.Thomas Jefferson and Ben Franklin believed it was necessary to keep common folk from killing and rape and such things.Both men did not believe in god or the bible,they formed a secret group called the hell fire club.Holy rollers will say they were spies for Christians.

 

[Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!]

.... you should feel completely and utterly superior to everything and despise Kykes.

 

[OregonMeds]

Just a suggestion for bible thumpers...

If you're going to argue your stuff with the non believers you'd do better and appear much less stupid if you don't quote the bible, ever, in any argument and instead use your own words and form your own rational thoughts and ideas and put those forward.

All we hear is blabbity blah blah blah when you quote the bible. You might as well quote the back of a cereal box at us to prove a point, it makes that much sense.