Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!
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Or a glass of Jack.
The nitrous oxide is on its way...
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ndangerspecimen101
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A jack would send me straight to slumber with a hammer of a headache! But a jack-me-off with a side of burning KY jelly would aid the night 
Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!
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How about a visit from Nurse Sucsondick?
ndangerspecimen101
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That does sound intriquing but hospitals make my dick wane!
Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!
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I said a VISIT FROM.
ndangerspecimen101
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well private formalities also do the trick
Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!
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This visit would be the absolute opposite of formal....
ndangerspecimen101
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A sponge bath without the sponge would me nice nurse
Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!
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$2 please!
ndangerspecimen101
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That would float my boat
$2 please!
Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!
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I get alot of requests for Nitrous on Fridays. I have fun on Saturdays and Rest on Sunday. Very rarely do I sell anything on Sunday. If you catch me at home on Saturday and not in a bad mood I'll sell. 
ndangerspecimen101
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Oh the entactogens certainly get me in a bad mood, all I do is handle my business and stick to my agenda! Nothing extra, people are the antichrist for me.I get alot of requests for Nitrous on Fridays. I have fun on Saturdays and Rest on Sunday. Very rarely do I sell anything on Sunday. If you catch me at home on Saturday and not in a bad mood I'll sell.
So sunday would be your rest day from RIU right... lols
Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!
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I do post less. 
ndangerspecimen101
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and with a grudge huhI do post less.
Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!
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I try to relax. If I want to post but hold back, I wont be relaxed.
ndangerspecimen101
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... like the gag reflex
Brevity, The Soul Of Wit!
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No, like not doing something you want to do.
ndangerspecimen101
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Yeah that's what I meant... its like you can't but you really want to! Almost like its necessary, like the gag reflexNo, like not doing something you want to do.
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Ssshhhuuuurrree.
The Real Peter Parker
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Damn, sounds like you have everything just sitting around. Are you a career businessman or what?I get alot of requests for Nitrous on Fridays. I have fun on Saturdays and Rest on Sunday. Very rarely do I sell anything on Sunday. If you catch me at home on Saturday and not in a bad mood I'll sell.