This is not a joke - I was just raided

gogrow

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Which was a straight up lie. I posted that because of my amazement that they had said that. I never had a gun on campus, how could I brandish a gun on campus. I talk about my guns all the time, however, maybe someone became confused and thought that when I say I own this gun, that it is on campus, maybe they walked by a conversation and heard a small piece of it. [A possibility I consider just now...]

That's why I said that, to demonstrate the cops [or maybe whoever talked to the cops] lie.

thats kinda like, "i talk about my grow all the time, but its not at my house" (time passes) "what the fuck are the pigs doing at my house!!".... sounds like you have implicated yourself here bro.... back down;-)
 

The Real Peter Parker

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glad we could help. :bigjoint:
Yeah, other comments make connections in my brain that would never have happened if I hadn't heard their views. LSD probably would have made those and more connections, but... supply is a long shot, [some drama in KCMO] and my money supply dried up until Friday. Besides, heavy psychedelics probably wouldn't be a good idea for about a month.
 

Big P

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Which was a straight up lie. I posted that because of my amazement that they had said that. I never had a gun on campus, how could I brandish a gun on campus. I talk about my guns all the time, however, maybe someone became confused and thought that when I say I own this gun, that it is on campus, maybe they walked by a conversation and heard a small piece of it. [A possibility I consider just now...]

That's why I said that, to demonstrate the cops [or maybe whoever talked to the cops] lie.


this is very true mr parker it seems we may have to round up a lot more suspects for interrogation.........rent a large warhouse your gonna need vans.
 

The Real Peter Parker

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thats kinda like, "i talk about my grow all the time, but its not at my house" (time passes) "what the fuck are the pigs doing at my house!!".... sounds like you have implicated yourself here bro.... back down;-)
But, the gun is legal when it's not on campus. It's like talking about a san pedro cactus, because I own a san pedro it's not illegal, it's legal up to the point of extraction, or relatively, [<--word choice help please?] the point of bringing the weapon on campus.
 

gogrow

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But, the gun is legal when it's not on campus. It's like talking about a san pedro cactus, because I own a san pedro it's not illegal, it's legal up to the point of extraction, or relatively, [<--word choice help please?] the point of bringing the weapon on campus.

we're not, (at least not I) getting into the technicalities of it, you obviously live on campus, and talk about your pistol all the time... one would assume, whether it makes them uneasy or not, that you have the handgun at your borrowed residence.... i mean, i keep my guns where i live; wouldnt make much sense to me to have them elsewhere now would it?
 

The Real Peter Parker

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we're not, (at least not I) getting into the technicalities of it, you obviously live on campus, and talk about your pistol all the time... one would assume, whether it makes them uneasy or not, that you have the handgun at your borrowed residence.... i mean, i keep my guns where i live; wouldnt make much sense to me to have them elsewhere now would it?
Unless it's illegal to own a gun where you live, in which case I would keep my illegal and valuable possessions not at my residence of the moment. My parents are happy to hold onto it. When I called them my dad wanted to talk to the cops saying he had his hand on my weapon as he spoke on the phone, he didn't trust that I had left it at home so went to investigate at home and found it. The cops denied my offer for them to talk to either of my parents.
 
"Dave! Dave! It's the goddam cops! *takes a long drag on the joint* ......I'm gonna ask 'em for directions. *he walks over to the cop*

CHIP NO!!!! CHIP DON'T DO IT!!!!

Excuse me.... Excuse me sir, Excccuuusse me!! *he taps on the cop* I need some information. I'm a little high, all I wanna know, is which way is third street.

Hey, HEY! Take it easy!!! *the cop looks him up and down* ......You're on third street. Yah better be careful. Go on, move, move it!! "
 

The Real Peter Parker

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axe murderer. :cuss:
LOL. The blade AND handle don't even stretch across the diameter of a DVD, notice it's off the center just a bit.

Though this is most likely a joke post. I suggest a sarcasm button.

All that that knife is good for is digging out an ingrown toenail or trimming fingernails. I just prefer a knife because it's easier to keep track of one blade than a two-bladed small pliers.
 

The Real Peter Parker

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"Dave! Dave! It's the goddam cops! *takes a long drag on the joint* ......I'm gonna ask 'em for directions. *he walks over to the cop*

CHIP NO!!!! CHIP DON'T DO IT!!!!

Excuse me.... Excuse me sir, Excccuuusse me!! *he taps on the cop* I need some information. I'm a little high, all I wanna know, is which way is third street.

Hey, HEY! Take it easy!!! *the cop looks him up and down* ......You're on third street. Yah better be careful. Go on, move, move it!! "
I actually just rented that shit about a half hour ago, never seen it before in my life, and now you ruined a scene for me.
 

gogrow

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Unless it's illegal to own a gun where you live, in which case I would keep my illegal and valuable possessions not at my residence of the moment. My parents are happy to hold onto it. When I called them my dad wanted to talk to the cops saying he had his hand on my weapon as he spoke on the phone, he didn't trust that I had left it at home so went to investigate at home and found it. The cops denied my offer for them to talk to either of my parents.

i wasnt talking about whether it was there/not, and why/why not.... i was talking about why they (the police) were there in the first place... you speak of the cops lying, or now maybe it was someone else; but then you go on to tell us that you talk about your gun all the time....

do you remember the 'pass it on' game back in grade school?? remember how distorted that simple message got at the end??.... "having" turns into "brandishing" and guns are drawn as precautions have to be taken..
 

Big P

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Unless it's illegal to own a gun where you live, in which case I would keep my illegal and valuable possessions not at my residence of the moment. My parents are happy to hold onto it. When I called them my dad wanted to talk to the cops saying he had his hand on my weapon as he spoke on the phone, he didn't trust that I had left it at home so went to investigate at home and found it. The cops denied my offer for them to talk to either of my parents.

so you have to be 21 to own a pistol?

do your parents allow you to have "it" at your crib?

if yes, is it registered in thier name?

if so, you can just tell them that you talk about your gun that is at home and the rat had mis-heard

however if the casings have no bullets in them and no gun powder

then your in the clear and dont have to tell shit, you can have empty shell cartriges at school cuz they sell shit like that on key chains and dumb novelties

so i doubt they can even kick you out the dorm
 

The Real Peter Parker

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so you have to be 21 to own a pistol?

do your parents allow you to have "it" at your crib?

if yes, is it registered in thier name?

if so, you can just tell them that you talk about your gun that is at home and the rat had mis-heard

however if the casings have no bullets in them and no gun powder

then your in the clear and dont have to tell shit, you can have empty shell cartriges at school cuz they sell shit like that on key chains and dumb novelties

so i doubt they can even kick you out the dorm
That's about the size of it. And this is the most populated area I've ever lived in. If the cops truly believed that those shell casings came from firing a 9mm weapon anywhere near the area that I'm living in now, they would have known about it when it happened. I guarantee you a single gunshot within a mile in any direction of where I lived would get 5 or more 9-1-1 calls. Though this still isn't a big city by any means...
 

The Real Peter Parker

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Haha, I was just watching it on Youtube.
The full movie? Well I got three movies for free because I bitched about 1 2 for a dollar rental not playing through, so I got a 1 dollar and 2 2 for a dollar movies free, just for $.50 of DVD not playing through. If I was behind the counter I would have offered a .25 store credit, because hey, I watched half of the movie... ha ha

I was expecting to pay $1.50 plus tax, but he gave them to me all for free.
 

Big P

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this the one i got, automatic opening




but its not illigal cuz its considered assisited open cuz you got hit the knob on the top back of the handle to initiate the spring action


 

Big P

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That's about the size of it. And this is the most populated area I've ever lived in. If the cops truly believed that those shell casings came from firing a 9mm weapon anywhere near the area that I'm living in now, they would have known about it when it happened. I guarantee you a single gunshot within a mile in any direction of where I lived would get 5 or more 9-1-1 calls. Though this still isn't a big city by any means...


shit man your clear as day as long as your legal with the gun at home

u didnt do nothing wrong


if they try to bother you again just tell them you were talkng about your gun at home to your friends and how cool it was and you have no idea why some ass would tell them different and who ever it is is either lieing or misinformed
 
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