i got my dog high

MyNameIsHead

MyNameIsHead

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so i was hittin my pipe when i catch my mutt lookin at me awkward
so i lean over and start shot gunning her
she hates it at first
but as i type her blood shot ass is nudging my pipe lookin at me with those puppy dog eyes
damn
brb
i gotta pack a bowl for this bitch
 
thegtiguy

thegtiguy

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I had a buddy we called Head. My parents have a boxer that loves to smoke, he will literally follow the weed as it is passed from person to person. Then he gets all sketched out when hes high, looks all paranoid, wagging his tail constantly, and drools non stop. I miss his ass...
 
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fdd2blk

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i prefer to blow it in the general direction of my kitty. if she wants it she sticks her face into the smoke. when she doesn't she just walks away. i never force it on her. her brother wants nothing to do with it. she was on the couch next to me last night. she wouldn't stop chewing on herself and licking. i blew her a little puff. she smiled and laid right down.
 
wax1

wax1

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you guys are mean. don't get your pets high! If they wanted to get high they would sit down next to you and ask you for a hit. Never heard that before.
 
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fdd2blk

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wax1 said:
you guys are mean. don't get your pets high! If they wanted to get high they would sit down next to you and ask you for a hit. Never heard that before.
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there's always one. happen to catch the latest issue of high times? :peace:

my kitty scratches on the bathroom door when i smoke hash in there. she wants in.
 
joemomma

joemomma

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fdd2blk said:
there's always one. happen to catch the latest issue of high times? :peace:

my kitty scratches on the bathroom door when i smoke hash in there. she wants in.
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I think that article was one of my favs in that issue. I do agree with giving your pet the choice. Getting high isn't for everybody and there are animals that don't like it. I blow a hit in my dogs general direction he usually sniff with enthusiasm but sometimes he gets up and walks away. When he walks away I don't call him a punk ass bitch, I just let him do his thing.
 
SmokinMec

SmokinMec

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once my dog ate two pot cookies and he is a 25 pound shnauzer. All day long he couldn't even walk and when we gave him a french fry he fell asleep with it dangling out of his mouth. At first it was scary but then I realized that pot cant kill anyone so nothing to be worried about there. just felt a little bad because he only wanted a cookie and probably didn't want what came with it.
 
gjs4786

gjs4786

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MyNameIsHead said:
so i was hittin my pipe when i catch my mutt lookin at me awkward
so i lean over and start shot gunning her
she hates it at first
but as i type her blood shot ass is nudging my pipe lookin at me with those puppy dog eyes
damn
brb
i gotta pack a bowl for this bitch
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That sounds like a poem by edgar allen poe, or rap lyrics by 50 cent or eminem
 
EarthlyPassions

EarthlyPassions

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SmokinMec said:
once my dog ate two pot cookies and he is a 25 pound shnauzer. All day long he couldn't even walk and when we gave him a french fry he fell asleep with it dangling out of his mouth. At first it was scary but then I realized that pot cant kill anyone so nothing to be worried about there. just felt a little bad because he only wanted a cookie and probably didn't want what came with it.
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It's sweet that you care about him so much. I know I'd be worried if my puppy couldn't even finish a french fry.
I assume he's better now?
 
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Monsterweed

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Whenever I touch the window my cat jumps next to me because the only time I open it is to smoke and on occasion I blow haze in his face. He's retarded anyway. :joint:
 
wax1

wax1

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Truu said:
so i shouldnt give my dog a bath, cause he never asks for one.
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No don't give your dog a bath! Dumbass! You give your dog a bath because he needs one. He doesn't need to get high! That's for you to do.
 
Truu

Truu

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Its an animal thats only going to live 10-15 years. I dont see the reason not to get him high. If he didnt want to he could easily run away just like he does when i kick his ass for biting the leaves off my weed plant!
 
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