I Wanna Come Back As....

[Stoney McFried]

If reincarnation were real, what would you like to come back as? I was thinking the life of a pampered house cat wouldn't be so bad...you get to lay around and drape yourself artfully across the furniture all day,nobody expects you to perform any tricks,they give you drugs because it's cute when you're high(catnip),they clean up your crap,you have no bills,and somebody is always willing to give you a back rub.

 

[SmokeyMcChokey]

id want to come back as a live oak. They grow for hundreds of years just watching the lanscape change and ppl coming and going. I think it would be relaxing as long as i didnt become a telephone pole or sign post

 

[kronic1989]

Haha, not a bad choice.

I'd like to come back as a Snake. I have been fascinated with them ever since I was young. I like that they are solitary animals for the most part. They eat once a week, shit once a week(or when needed) dont have to drink water for weeks on end. You can swallow your meals whole. The list goes on.

Or a bird of prey..... But snakes my frst choice

 

[mista sativa]

a dragon or Jude Law

 

[cph]

Cat, tree, or bird are my first three choices

Preferably a tree.

 

[igothydrotoneverywhere]

I would like to be reincarnated as the dressing room door at victorias secret.

 

[Roseman]

The lead singer for Led Zepplin, but it'd be me, not Robert Plant.

 

[Johnnyorganic]

If Einstein was right and time is capable of folding in upon itself, I'll go with Napoleon.

I think I could lick them Brits.

 

[krustofskie]

I don't think I would want to come back, once around the block is enough for me. But if I had to I would like to be able to fly so an Eagle would be cool.

 

[krustofskie]

If Einstein was right and time is capable of folding in upon itself, I'll go with Napoleon.

I think I could lick them Brits.

The English would still win.

 

[Stoney McFried]

Buuuuuump.

 

[spliffbazz]

id like to come back as a lion

 

[spliffbazz]

buuuuuuummmmmmmmp.....

 

[ruderalis88]

LION! that would definitely be amazing.

or like a shark or something else bad ass that just eats its enemies and chills out the rest of the time.

or a butterfly..."nobody ever suspects the butterfly"

 

[morgentaler]

I wouldn't want to come back as any wild animal, *especially* a lion when you consider the mortality rates of the young.
2 weeks after you're born another male joins the pride and you get eaten. Might as well come back as lion poop.

If reincarnation were real... I'd want to come back as a star. Burn bright and all consuming, and then explode and collapse in upon myself as a black hole, to feast upon the universe until the end.
Whee!

 

[......]

Id be a new species a cross between these 3 animals

 

[sarah22]

hehe *if* reincarnation were real? well. i've got several past life memories, so for me at least, reincarnation *is* real. but if i had a choice of what to come back as in my next life i would chose...hmm. someone hot. a woman who's hot, and brilliant and not crazy if i could choose, yea. thats what i would choose. to be exactly what i wished i was now. that would make this crappy life worth it! hahaha

 

[tip top toker]

re-incarnation is very real for me.

one of my earliest "realisations" which occurred about 5 years old, was that if i goto bed, and i don't dream (in that i am not concisous of any dreams) then i am not simply asleep, i am awake and it is the morning. if i don't dream i don't sleep, so i'll certainly be headed somewhere when i am laid to my final rest, cus i'm not dreaming then.

i would want to be rockety rocket

 

[grow space]

I would come back as a dolphin(oh what I could see in those deep seas!!!) or a as a cat...

 

[bigbudmike]

I think I would like to come back as a humpback or blue whale. They have no natural enimies once there grown. Imagine how peaceful it would be to spend 100 years or so just swimming in the ocean. I think they live that long. Not to mention being the biggest mamal on the planet! Sweet!!