WTF is so difficult?

laserbrn

laserbrn

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I have told my girlfriend time and time again not to answer the front door. Not if it's the cops, not if it's the girl scouts, not if it's the neighbor pleading to come in to use the phone.

Why do I come home in the afternoon and there's a fucking Kirby Vacuum salesman sitting in my living room with all his shit splayed out everywhere?

Why has he been through my entire home and been through all of his bullshit?

I walked right in the door saw the "Kirby" pamphlet and kicked him right the fuck out, but are girls really this fucking stupid? I have a whole bedroom set aside for growing and I don't want anyone in my home. I don't even know how this could possibly be difficult, DON'T OPEN THE DOOR and sure as fuck DON'T LET STRANGERS my fucking home.

Sorry had to rant so I didn't kick her in the teeth.
 
IAm5toned

IAm5toned

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you broke a big rule-

never trust the security of your op to someone else, even if it is someone you think you can trust.
 
laserbrn

laserbrn

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IAm5toned said:
you broke a big rule-

never trust the security of your op to someone else, even if it is someone you think you can trust.
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She lives here, otherwise I would find a different solution and this wouldn't at all be a discussion.
 
laserbrn

laserbrn

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acidbox420 said:
Indeed you never know what a crazy bitch will do if only i could find a girl that's got her own crop
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Or even HALF a brain. Don't need a whole "actual" thinker, just halfway would be nice. What the fuck would possess someone to let a stranger in their home to wonder all over..."oh gee, why can't I go in that room with the hum coming from it?"

Fuckin' stupid....still mad, can ya tell?
 
laserbrn

laserbrn

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trichromalicious said:
kirbys are a total rip off they suck.. literally. Damn for real I woulda been trippin as well.
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First thing I said when I saw the guy was "Oh man, you gotta get out, pack up your shit and get out, my friends used to sell Kirby's, I know the whole shit, just get the fuck out and if you have to wait for a ride you can go out and wait in the rain."

There always has to be something to foul up the fuckin' day.
 
bloomfields

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laserbrn said:
Or even HALF a brain. Don't need a whole "actual" thinker, just halfway would be nice. What the fuck would possess someone to let a stranger in their home to wonder all over..."oh gee, why can't I go in that room with the hum coming from it?"

Fuckin' stupid....still mad, can ya tell?
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its kinda obvious ???? is she nuttz or just green ?
 
acidbox420

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ya some time's it's like they don't even know what logic is i feel like fucking spock over here "That would be highly illogical captain"

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Woomeister

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laserbrn said:
I have told my girlfriend time and time again not to answer the front door. Not if it's the cops, not if it's the girl scouts, not if it's the neighbor pleading to come in to use the phone.

Why do I come home in the afternoon and there's a fucking Kirby Vacuum salesman sitting in my living room with all his shit splayed out everywhere?

Why has he been through my entire home and been through all of his bullshit?

I walked right in the door saw the "Kirby" pamphlet and kicked him right the fuck out, but are girls really this fucking stupid? I have a whole bedroom set aside for growing and I don't want anyone in my home. I don't even know how this could possibly be difficult, DON'T OPEN THE DOOR and sure as fuck DON'T LET STRANGERS my fucking home.

Sorry had to rant so I didn't kick her in the teeth.
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Maybe you should take a look at yourself mate...Why should she have to live a life dictated by the fact you grow weed. Maybe she forgot that opening the door was banned because thats what normal people do. If your grow op is so obvious that the front door cant be opened then you need to rethink it. There is always an innocent reason around the corner for somebody to need access to your house.
 
Steadmanclan

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i just walked into my house from work to find the babysitter in my house with all 3 lockable doors that lead to the growroom unlocked. all shut, but all unlocked. im about to slap my wife around. i can't believe she could do something this stupid. something about common sense escapes most women... i don't get it.

c'mon woo... what worthwhile herb grower doesn't center their whole life around their plants, and the respective safety of themselves and their grow? my grow is very stealthy, my house never smells at all even though i always have about 20 plants blooming. i totally agree with the idea of never letting people you don't know inside your house. there is no innocent reason that would compel me to give anyone unexpected sanctuary in my residence.
 
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smokefrogg

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this really has got me thinking about physical security a lot moreso

i can't do much where we are in our tiny apartment, next year we move into a house and i need to consider being stealth even if i am medical and legit

last thing i need is my niece in a few years showing her lame teenage friends, stupid fawkers would probably jack me even if the girls are still in veg state haha
 
Woomeister

Woomeister

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Steadmanclan said:
i just walked into my house from work to find the babysitter in my house with all 3 lockable doors that lead to the growroom unlocked. all shut, but all unlocked. im about to slap my wife around. i can't believe she could do something this stupid. something about common sense escapes most women... i don't get it.

c'mon woo... what worthwhile herb grower doesn't center their whole life around their plants, and the respective safety of themselves and their grow? my grow is very stealthy, my house never smells at all even though i always have about 20 plants blooming. i totally agree with the idea of never letting people you don't know inside your house. there is no innocent reason that would compel me to give anyone unexpected sanctuary in my residence.
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innocent reasons for strangers to enter your house are the reason why people get caught. Last week our drains got blocked under our house, so in came the drain man etc etc. My partner was very ill a while back and round came the doctor etc etc. My life does not revolve around growing, growing is a small part of my life, if it were anything more then I would be missing out on a lot of things...
 
thewinghunter

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laserbrn said:
Sorry had to rant so I didn't kick her in the teeth.
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aint just girls altho they have not a lick of common snese when it dont have to do with susie and all her goofball friend atwork

but any friend i found out when drunk is just as stupid... dont tell aSOUL
 
laserbrn

laserbrn

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Woomeister said:
Maybe you should take a look at yourself mate...Why should she have to live a life dictated by the fact you grow weed. Maybe she forgot that opening the door was banned because thats what normal people do. If your grow op is so obvious that the front door cant be opened then you need to rethink it. There is always an innocent reason around the corner for somebody to need access to your house.
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I've evaluated just fine....If you think it's "innocent" and "normal" to let strangers into your home then you need to rethink the way you live and what you value. There isn't a good reason you can come up with that a 130lb 22 year old female should let a 210lb 28-32 year old male into her home alone. "To sell me a vacuum" sure as fuck isn't a good reason.

My grow ops have been around longer than my girlfriend, she didn't even know for a long time while were dating, I'm very private about my shit and she's well aware of that. Then she pulls the "I tried to ask him to leave for like 20 minutes" which I figure is true because the Kirby guys are notorious for that, but Christ, you don't do that, it's common sense.

Well, I think she now understands HOW much trouble it makes if she lets someone in my house. I just told her it's the best way to be invited out the door, no excuse for letting strang mother fuckers in my house. I don't care if Ed McMahan comes to the damn door, don't open it. That's not a rule from growing pot, it's a good rule and it's generally learned by age 25. What good has ever come from opening the front door for a salesperson? Ever get a deal you just would've kicked yourself from missing? Gimme a break, I don't need magazines, I don't need a vacuum, I don't want your cookies (and when I do I like that you are conveniently located in front of the STORE where people buy the things that they WANT) and I don't want you knocking on my fucking door to sell it to me.

On another note.......Happy New Year everybody.
 
Woomeister

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you are quite right about letting in salesamen. My point was slanted more at the fact that you should be safe in case of any eventuality thats all. After nearly 2 decades of growing I have been surprised on many occasions as to why I need to be on top of everything while still living a 'normal' life...
 
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