Ever Brought Weed on an Airplane?

[HootnHolla4me]

I'm curious to know if anyone has ever brought some pot onto an airplane and how they did it. How are you going to go on vacation without smokin it up? lol. If you didn't bring any, did you figure out a way to get some? I imagine it would be hard since you don't know anybody.

You can send me a private message if you don't want to post it publicly.

 

[NoDrama]

I use to put it in my shoe. After 9-11 that doesn't work. Now i have a starter pistol, which meets the airline requirements of a legal weapon that needs to be declared AND you never need to fill out any paperwork or have a waiting period to buy one. So now I put my weed in the handle of the starter pistol and then I pack it all into a LOCKING bag and when i get to the airline i tell them i have a weapon to declare and I fill out the security card info and they tag my bag. It goes through the system with extra extra special care and is never molested and always arrives at my destination still locked.

 

[Babs34]

PRIOR 911, I brought it with my bag I carried on the plane......different things--cap of a lotion bottle, it's easy to get creative.

I don't know if I'd feel so comfortable trying that now.

 

[plutomoney]

I have taped an ounce in my armpits you can even put it in your pocket and walk it in. Remember label it oregano. TSA is not law enforcement, if its labeled they cant call any one over unless its a weapon.

 

[Dro Plug]

I used to stash it on my nuts. I would go straight to a bathroom after I passed through security and put it in my pocket.

 

[munk]

put it in baggies and put into different pockets of your clothes in your suitcase .if you get caught jus say its personal

 

[KaleoXxX]

id only do this again for domestic flights. international is way to risky, because technicly your smuggling narcotics into and out of 2 countrys so you can get in trouble depending on where your going, say china.

i have this cig making machine

and what i did was fill about 4/5 of the chamber with ganja(about a .8 ) and id put tobacco at the open or lighting side of the cig. id only bring one or two cannacigs in a pack of real ones. i figured id only have a 1/10 chance that if they did randomly break open one of my cigs it would be full of tobacco

i also have a slight fear of flying and will not get on a plane unless im fucked up or have a handful of sleeping pills. one time i was so knocked out i guess a flight attendant brought me out to the terminal and just left me in a chair because i was NOT waking up

 

[dukeofbaja]

God, I hate flying for so many reasons. 12 oz of Bud Light does not cost $7, quit shitting in my face and telling me it's shitting out. Then there are all of these non smoking airports....really? Is it that fucking impossible to construct a negative pressure room? I have to go outside and back through security just to smoke a butt? Fuck that

Then there is the bud situation. The first time I flew bud to my destination, I hollowed out a marker and stuffed as much weed as I could in it, put it with a few other writing utensils and schoolbooks and checked the bag. TSA left a note in it telling me they searched it, but the weed was there.

Nowadays, I just keep a small amount in my 5th pocket and walk it right through airport security. The key is to remain cool as a cucumber. They do random searches on the people who seem to be a bit on edge, or nervous.

 

[po'thead]

Make brownies, or a tincture I've done that before. I've taken it in my pockets too, but now you don't know if you're going to have to go through those full body scanners...which they would see it no matter where it is on your body.

 

[dukeofbaja]

What airports have those full body scanners? I have only ever seen the wind blowing machines, which look for residues of explosives

 

[KaleoXxX]

ive seen the wind blowers too, im pretty sure they smell for drugs too

they had me do it when i was 11 after 9/11 they were checking almost everyone and i havent been through one since

 

[indyman]

just went to hawaii and took a bag put it in my wife's waste band and no prob there or back yes went both way's with it!!

 

[Buddreams]

i've been on flights this month carrying small amounts, 1-2 grams with no problems. I litterally put the gram bags in my back pocket, walked through, got a little pat down,continued on my way and everything was fine.

 

[dukeofbaja]

Yeah, pot is the least of their concerns.

Security at airports is still a joke. If I wanted to, I could sneak on enough shit to cause some major damage. For fuck sake, they let you carry on up to 2 Bic Lighters....fucking insane. Ban those lighters and just put a few bowls of matches out around the airport outside of the secured area

 

[drumbum3218]

My friend said he did it with a baggie tucked behind his balls. I guess whitie-tighty undies would help there. Then he said he did it another time with a sharpie marker. He opened the pen/marker up, cut the ink pad inside and cleaned it out and put a blunt in there. But neither of those methods are going to stop a drug sniffing canine. I've never done either, and but I have had a couple of people (tourist types) ask me where a Head shop is located. I would just point them in the direction of a head shop/bong shop. Seems like good common sense advice, in search of weed, find the stoners at the bong shop for instance, or the surf shop, skate shop, there's even a hemp shop in vancouver that sells hemp products. I would rather risk asking someone who works at one of those shops where the weed is, or rather if they 'knew a pretty lady named mary jane?', rather than risk taking any on a plane ever. But I don't know ur areas laws so I would follow them.

 

[golddog]

I went back east this X-mas and carried a 1/4 oz with me. I just double wrapped it in small plastic bags.

I put it in my change pocket in my Levi's, the only problem was that it made me kinda paranoid as I could smell it the whole way.

I have never had a problem on a domestic flight.

 

[edsthreads]

I went to Barcelona on a Art vacation as part of a college course, I managed to get an eighth of resin stashed in a putty rubber that I had cut in half, then put back together & put at the bottom of my pencil case in my hand luggage.. I even managed to score some in Barcelona which was a bit dodgy looking back as it was all done down notoriously dangerous side streets.. I even managed to get the unsmoked resin back home as back then I couldn't go a day without smoking the stuff & this was pre- 9/11 too so security wasn't as tight as it is now.. would never do it again though, I can just jump on a plane & be in Amsterdam in about an hour!

 

[captiankush]

Gotta love cali...

With my script, I can fly worry free with up to 8 ounces, TSA can search me all they want but local PD or sheriffs have jurisdiction and I am legal so no worries there. I fly to Hawaii well prepared for my vacation

Also, foodsaver food packaging machines, the ones that suck all the air out...seal your stash in the bags...they kinda crush the weed a little but do it twice and aint no one smelling anything.

CK

 

[dukeofbaja]

Your license does no good outside of your home state, unless you are going to Montana. Montana accepts any state license

 

[golddog]

I always carry weed with me.

But a long time ago.......

We were smoking on a commercial jet.

I was with the National Ski Association flying on a charter to the yearly get together, National Ski Week in Vail, CO.

Anyway one of the guys from our club, Tri-Network Ski Club (ABC, NBC, CBS) kept the stewardess occupied and up front so we could smoke.

Kinda blew me away, 35,000 ft, smoking a joint. I was a very fun week.


Anyone else ?