Hey canada, ....

BC Budz87

Member
oh! Just to clarify the for the ones who dont know, That was a record breaking 14 Golds at an Olympics. Just accept that you guys dont always come 1st lol and you can start hoping for next Olympics which is where you will lose AGAIN....OLAY OLAY OLAY OH LAY. We did what we said we'd do, OWN THE PODIUM. Gold matter's more and we acheived the more golds than any other country.
 

CdnBud

Well-Known Member
and for the next 2 years you all will, ......... what? no wonder you win, it's ALL you do. :blsmoke:

your spelling is perfect. are you sure you're even canadian?
Hey teacher.......That would be Canadian....... with a capitol C!
 

fdd2blk

Well-Known Member
oh! Just to clarify the for the ones who dont know, That was a record breaking 14 Golds at an Olympics. Just accept that you guys dont always come 1st lol and you can start hoping for next Olympics which is where you will lose AGAIN....OLAY OLAY OLAY OH LAY. We did what we said we'd do, OWN THE PODIUM. Gold matter's more and we acheived the more golds than any other country.

the first thing i did was accept it and congratulate you all. :-P
 

sarah22

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guys...really? are we going to turn this into a dick size comparison? canada won, usa played a good game, it was close and exciting and fun like hockey should be. why is it so difficult for people to be good winners and good losers? everyone should respect ALL the talent that was on the ice today. there was a lot of it...on BOTH sides. i hate that the other team had to lose in order for my team to win. i cant even imagine how it must feel to be so close to the gold and to not win it. i'd be heartbroken. and if i was one of the players i certainly would hope that people would be supportive of my country, win or lose, and respectful toward the winning team. and i would hope that the winning country would be classy and respectful to the opposing country regarding their win...good sportsmanship, and being a good fan.
 

hardroc

New Member
guys...really? are we going to turn this into a dick size comparison? canada won, usa played a good game, it was close and exciting and fun like hockey should be. why is it so difficult for people to be good winners and good losers? everyone should respect ALL the talent that was on the ice today. there was a lot of it...on BOTH sides. i hate that the other team had to lose in order for my team to win. i cant even imagine how it must feel to be so close to the gold and to not win it. i'd be heartbroken. and if i was one of the players i certainly would hope that people would be supportive of my country, win or lose, and respectful toward the winning team. and i would hope that the winning country would be classy and respectful to the opposing country regarding their win...good sportsmanship, and being a good fan.
Well it's about time we can rub shit in the faces of the cocky, ignorant and greedy Americans, they got their heads so far up their own asses and that's why the rest of the world hates America. In my opinion. They're only concerned with America and don't give 2 shits about the rest of the world.
 

sarah22

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Well it's about time we can rub shit in the faces of the cocky, ignorant and greedy Americans, they got their heads so far up their own asses and that's why the rest of the world hates America. In my opinion. They're only concerned with America and don't give 2 shits about the rest of the world.
hey...i can understand the general feeling that canadians (and the rest of the world) have toward americans. but i have the utmost respect for their athletes. i hate their government, their politics, etc...but i just dont see why we cant show some class to their athletes. they played a really good game and i think that they at least deserve our respect. and i think that instead of stooping to their level, we could show a little class ;) feel good about our country receiving gold, but congratulate them on playing a great game, and show them the respect they earned in that game.
 

CrackerJax

New Member
An elderly woman lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years. The widowed woman lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren.

One day, her son came into her room holding a letter. "I just got some news, Mom," he said. "The government has come to an agreement with the people in North Dakota. They've decided that our land is really part of the United States. We have the right to approve or disapprove of the agreement. What do you think?"

"What do I think?" his mother said. "Sign it! Call them right now and tell them we accept! I don't think I can stand another Canadian winter!"

 

CdnBud

Well-Known Member
On behalf of Canadians everywhere, I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.
I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron, but it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all, it's not like you actually elected him.
I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own. It would be like if, well, say you have 10 times the television audience we did and you flood our market with great shows, cheaper than we could produce. I know you would never do that.
I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours. As a way of our apology, please accept all of our Canadian NHL teams, which one by one are going out of business and moving to your fine country.
I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you want to have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different: Everyone knew he had weapons.
I'm sorry we burnt down your White-House during the war of 1812. I see you've rebuilt it! It's very nice.
I'm sorry for Alan Thicke, Shania Twain, Celine Dion, Lover Boy, the song from Sheriff that ends with the high pitched end note, your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer, but we feel your pain.
And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way, which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this, because, we've seen what you do to countries with whom you get upset with.
 

......

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On behalf of Canadians everywhere, I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.
I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron, but it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all, it's not like you actually elected him.
I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own. It would be like if, well, say you have 10 times the television audience we did and you flood our market with great shows, cheaper than we could produce. I know you would never do that.
I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours. As a way of our apology, please accept all of our Canadian NHL teams, which one by one are going out of business and moving to your fine country.
I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you want to have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different: Everyone knew he had weapons.
I'm sorry we burnt down your White-House during the war of 1812. I see you've rebuilt it! It's very nice.
I'm sorry for Alan Thicke, Shania Twain, Celine Dion, Lover Boy, the song from Sheriff that ends with the high pitched end note, your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer, but we feel your pain.
And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way, which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this, because, we've seen what you do to countries with whom you get upset with.
roflmfao!!!!! at this shit ^^^^^^^ hahahahahaha

But on a serious note fuck canada you can all go shove Hockey sticks up your ass for all I care:bigjoint::bigjoint::bigjoint::bigjoint::bigjoint::bigjoint::bigjoint::bigjoint::bigjoint:
 

CrackerJax

New Member
An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by terrorists.

The terrorist leader said: "Before we shoot you, you will be allowed last words. Please let me know what you wish to talk about."

The Englishman replied: "I wish to speak of loyalty and service to the crown."

The Canadian replied: "Since you are involved in a question of national purpose, national identity, and secession, I wish to talk about the history of constitutional process in Canada, special status, distinct society and uniqueness within diversity."

The American replied: "Just shoot me before the Canadian starts talking."
 
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