Whats Your Pot Peeve?

[bongtokinjuggalo]

My Pot Peeves:

Joints, i hate them.

When you let a "friend" break up your weed while you do something and they pinch some for themselves, even though your smoking like a fucking half oz w/ them.

for lack of better words, "nigger lipping". Dont makeout with the blunt, puff puff and pass. its easy.

If your having a coughing fit, pass it. Dont cough so hard that you drop the bong/bowl/blunt, just fuckin pass it!

like everyone said, calling weed "Dro", theres no such thing! if its grown indoors, then call it the strain. If its mid, just call it mid. If its good, just say its fire.

People who say "i got that kush/dro" or "this is some fire ass shit" then you have to smoke 2 blunts between 3 people to get high.

Dont drool in the fucking bong, that shit is nasty as hell!

Don't smoke 1/3 the blunt and say you were "lighting" it.

If you wanna smoke, then you better have pitched in or you should have brought your own. Otherwise, piss off!

Don't complain if I take too long to break up weed or roll a blunt. Unless you want seeds and stems in the shit, WAIT!

People who talk on the phone/text when smoking. Get with the program.

Shitty music. I know everyone has different taste in music, but please dont play country/R&B/pop/80's rock around me (and i think most stoners can agree). Play something with positive vibes like the KMK's or PInk Floyd, maybe 311 or Oasis.

Driving high. I prefer chilling at a house and smoking.


Wow, i geuss I hate a lot of stuff.

 

[Total Head]

I didnt see this one:

When you spark your Joint/Blunt/Bowl/Bong, and your friend starts to have a texting convo or a phone call convo, and still proceeds to take hits and passes, without any attention to your green or the session you provided..

Swear that ruined my session and blew my high. Its like buying someone lunch and their going to sit at a table with someone else. WTF.

Reminds me of Snoop Dog in Half Baked.

- Speaker Box D

I was gonna say that same thing. and then you call their name a couple times and finally just skip them and then suddenly they're in the game and bitching they got skipped. that's so rude. especially if they didn't throw in.

 

[BuddaRoom]

1 - "Im Getting Some Tonight" when the little fuckas turn up at ur house with a chilmn,skins, and a lighter... but no weeds.
2 - "Ive only got a bit left" Sorting you half chilmns while they sort themselves full chimns.
3 - "i had it before but ehhh ..." lighter thiefs (when you pass the lighter around and it eventually ends up in someones skyrocket.

 

[fatalack]

my pot peeve is when u roll 4 grams of fire in a blunt and ure buddy rolls a piner of seedy popcorn crap that tastes light shit.

 

[Xrtnfx]

When my friend wants me to match him right after we just smoked. Damn, let the bud take effect first! Then you don't feel like packing right then and they say they'll just smoke it.

 

[four2zerOallday]

Dry Spoons

Torchin

spliffs

metal music and herb don't mix. IMO

someone Holding a phone conversation of more than a minute while sitting with the group.

smoking peices in cars. Thats what papers for

smoke sessions with more than four people unless there is mad herb to be smoked

 

[......]

Scavengers are the worst.They never come around until that one day you all chill together and they see how much you get it in then from everyday after that they are knocking up.

 

[sm0keyrich510]

i hate those that beg and buying weed the most.

so i only smoke with my gf or alone...rarely my sis.

i hate buying weed because i only have 1 regular dealer i go to (which is in a bad area that i try to avoid but the dealer himself is a good guy) other than that its from growers who have extra to move and half the time i dont know them all that well but i recently met one thats an okay guy.

i bought from him for the first time and i payed $48 for 5 grams of MJ (he advertised it as an 8th...lol 8th is only 3.5). so in my book he's a good guy and he didnt seem too suspicious. he just asked for the doc rec and proceeded to give me the tree.

but buying weed irritates me with all the sellers who skimp. thats why i only buy from a select few. that way the bags are rarely (if ever short) and if they are they usually make it up to me on the next purchase so its all good.

i wont even get into the moochers. we all know the type...always begging...avoiding them sometimes is hard (especially if they live near you) and they will often lie about what they have and try to steal yours if given the chance possibly.

 

[BcKuSh99]

when someone passes the joint,bong or pipe ashed

 

[hempcurescancer]

When someone tells you that your weed is dirt before they even try it.

 

[sm0keyrich510]

When someone tells you that your weed is dirt before they even try it.

well next time that happens you should tell them, "thats fine" and just dont give them any and if they ask what gives tell them, "well its dirt so im just gonna have to smoke it to myself" and boom...Fu*k em.

people irritate me with the shit...especially when they dont really smoke or have knowledge of weed n say, "if it aint grapes/purple i dont want it".

lmao...

 

[shepj]

When someone tells you that your weed is dirt before they even try it.

meh I've had assholes try to smoke me up/sell me "dro" and it took all of about 3 seconds to tell that was some shitty ass weed.

 

[superstoner86]

it sucks when someone torches a whole bowl of greens. is it so hard to save a little greens for everyone?

 

[BoB772420]

when someone asks to use your lighter then pockets that shit lol and you dont notice because your really high then when you need it later you got no lighter

 

[stelthy]

1) I hate it when I am trying to relax with a nice spliff after a 6 pack of cold frosty beers, and I have some whacko going on and on and On... about religion and what if theories... It greens me out!!

2) I hate it when someone rolls a joint and puts bud only at the sparkin' end the rest is all just fag, then they smoke the good bit and pass you the wank fag bit thats left!

3) People that don't clean their bongs, and more to the point people who leave 5 year's worth of bong water in the bong and then happen to knock it over and not bother to clean it up ...it fucking stinks!!

4) People who never ever buy weed to follow you around like a shaddow and always be requesting they get 2's on that shit etc - fuck off!!

- STELTHY

I also hate it when some newbie dealer thinks his all that and a piece of pie! Tries giving you every tip and trick under the sun, yet he hasn't even grown a fucking Marigold yet, let alone some quality marajuana, and, AND his bud he has for sale smells like a football field. T - W - A - T!!! - STELTHY

 

[grassified]

I hate it when people roll blunts and give it a fucking blowjob, its not like a wanna smoke yur spit man.


I ESPECIALLY FUCKING hate it when people are like "YEAH MAN I ROLL THE BEST BLUNTS!!!" and then they resume giving it a blowjob, the finished product looks like a soggy piece of poop. I ended up not smoking that blunt.


K well this has only happened to me once but still it pisses me off.

 

[BongFiend420]

Whats your pot peeve? Somthing that annoyes you that has to do with weed. I can't stand when someone expects you to smoke your whole sac in one sitting. Don't know about you guys but I'de rather be a little high all day then realy blitzed for an hour. Share your annoyance with the RIU community! lol

From my experience if I get fuckin right blitzed. Im talkin smokin a 8th of kush in a sitting, taking gram bong rips each toke. That high dont go away from like 5 hours. But my main Pot Peeve is just when my plants dont look fucking perfect !

 

[BongFiend420]

well next time that happens you should tell them, "thats fine" and just dont give them any and if they ask what gives tell them, "well its dirt so im just gonna have to smoke it to myself" and boom...Fu*k em.

people irritate me with the shit...especially when they dont really smoke or have knowledge of weed n say, "if it aint grapes/purple i dont want it".

lmao...

I can understand if they dont smoke regularly, but usually when I tell someone their weed is dirt, it is. I'll have a big bag of kush and they bag me for a rip.

 

[NevaSmokedOut]

when i have money an no weed man is around

 

[NoCeilings]

people who blow or cough into a bong and drench everything