emm okay, i know i am quoting myself, but thats only because i did not write this!! :S:S pretty creepy, i remember writing the rest, but this part is just ludicrous lmao, i wouldnt ever say that . probs just dozed off, but actually little girls like smaller ones, because big ones tend to hurt lol, if really, big dicks are overrated, the guy just needs to know how to work it lol.
Matters Of. Size
- Thread starter Jordy Villain
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Man, I hate how everyone gets all PC'd up when they think a minor is around. Minors expose themselves to things, we don't expose them to anything. When I was a kid, I never understood the whole "over 18 only" crap. I was swearin' and stuff when I was like 12, and kids today are a LOT worse. There are these little punks across the street who will call me a faggot when I'm walking to my car. There seriously needs to be a law about stuff like that...Like, if a kid calls you a name, you can treat him like an adult. A swift punch in the head will surely change their mind about who's a faggot and who isn't. 
I don't even know if they know what that word means, because there is certainly nothing "gay" about me. Infact, those kids don't know who the hell I am. They do it to everyone. Little retards with drunks for parents. Hoo-ray!
...Anyways. Talk about whatever you want to talk about. Kids are talking about it anyways. Like I said, I know kids that say shit I wouldn't even say, lol.
I don't even know if they know what that word means, because there is certainly nothing "gay" about me. Infact, those kids don't know who the hell I am. They do it to everyone. Little retards with drunks for parents. Hoo-ray!...Anyways. Talk about whatever you want to talk about. Kids are talking about it anyways. Like I said, I know kids that say shit I wouldn't even say, lol.
Garden Knowm
The Love Doctor
I met a few girls that say it does not matter.. and a few girls that say it does matter.... but they all seem to agree that they want to get smashed by a BIG DONKEY DICK every once in awhile...
hey don't hat ethe messenger..
hey don't hat ethe messenger..
th3bigbad
Well-Known Member
and when that time rolls around be sure to pravate message me to setup a time and date that will work for me and the "wanting to be smashed" chick.I met a few girls that say it does not matter.. and a few girls that say it does matter.... but they all seem to agree that they want to get smashed by a BIG DONKEY DICK every once in awhile...
hey don't hat ethe messenger..
420alltheway
Active Member
good news for you guys size do matter well 4 me it do.
iv only been with 2chicks both had nice tits
I think mya had the best d36 beautiful
then there was the other one she only had b34 but it was all good she new how to pleaser me so no complaints there 
iv only been with 2chicks both had nice tits
I think mya had the best d36 beautiful
then there was the other one she only had b34 but it was all good she new how to pleaser me so no complaints there 
iblazethatkush
Well-Known Member
True that...So how'd your harvest go, did you get some good bud or what and how much?
Garden Knowm
The Love Doctor
I have this FRIEND.. and he has a 12 inch COCK... it is scary big... and woman are JUST drawn to that thing like a moth to fire..
EVEN the ladies that are scared of it.. are drawn to it...
They want to TRY it...
EVEN if "she" can't handle it,. she wants to try it..
and if you don't know what you are doing.. then just let her get on top...
iloveyou
BTW.. and it's thick as a corona bottle
iblazethatkush
Well-Known Member
Fuck sorry to hear that. That's kinda funny u got paranoid and chopped them tho
...Yeah mine got completely seeded so it sucked too. But, I love not payin for weed. I'm down to my last 1/4 tho
...I can't for next season too, I got big things planned
iblazethatkush
Well-Known Member
Why do all the porns have 12 inch guys? It makes me feel inadequate. They need to get some smaller-dicked guys in porn.
Edit-Holy shit, that's a good idea. They should make dildos with inches marked off on it. You should patent that.
Garden Knowm
The Love Doctor
He told me that he has NEVER stuck the entire WOOD IN... he says he looks at a girls face to determine how much she can take.. he says he feels bad when they start to whince...
recently he heard a girl say.. "I don't think I can, but I'll try"
lol i love that...
The first time I saw it we were camping in Scorpion Bay (Baja California).. We rolled down there with a crew of friends... everybody was showering under this cold as nozel of water.. and I looked over and saw that BEAST.... everybody saw it.... HIS monster COCK became the topic of conversation for the ladies in our group for the entire trip..
recently he heard a girl say.. "I don't think I can, but I'll try"
lol i love that...
The first time I saw it we were camping in Scorpion Bay (Baja California).. We rolled down there with a crew of friends... everybody was showering under this cold as nozel of water.. and I looked over and saw that BEAST.... everybody saw it.... HIS monster COCK became the topic of conversation for the ladies in our group for the entire trip..
iblazethatkush
Well-Known Member
Dude, my Dad and Grandpa both have monster cocks like that. My grandpa said his nickname in high school was Donk. lol. I feel cheated I don't have a monster cok. I mean it's like 7 1/4 which is Ok i guess. But, I didn't get the monster cok gene, it's b.s.
IPokeSmot
Well-Known Member
its "like" 7 and 1/4.
lol.
that sounds awfully accurate to be "like".
if you got up and measured its ok i would have if I had a thing.
man. if i had a thing...
i wouldnt leave my house. that, plus balls, look awfully fun to have. like boobs, but lower down and uglier.
lol.
that sounds awfully accurate to be "like".
if you got up and measured its ok
i would have if I had a thing.man. if i had a thing...
i wouldnt leave my house. that, plus balls, look awfully fun to have. like boobs, but lower down and uglier.
Zekedogg
100% Authentic A$$Hole
how about showing some nippleage