Question About Anal Sex

irishwyrick

irishwyrick

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HairPeace said:
I once dated a guy who was obsessed with my ass. He had to do me in my butt at least once a week or he got cranky. The only way I could stand it was to use my vibe straight on my clit. After I started doing that I loved it as much as he did.

As far as him finally "getting his helmet muddy" (What an AWESOME saying!) it took a lot of persistence and almost 2 months on his part.
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see girls she liked it, you might like it too lol
 
rambler420

rambler420

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If your girl has never been there, you gotta take it slow. It takes some time to "adjust" on the girl's part to the intrusion. It does hurt for a second if you're taken off guard and unless she's relaxed, she's not going to like it. You can get her relaxed by rubbing her with your finger first, wiggling around, loosening her up. Don't get all rushed and go jamming something in there. Try it on yourself in private...see how it feels. It feels the same on us. Unless it's relaxed, she's not going to enjoy it.

It's all about her getting "sized up" and loosened up. Once relaxed, it's good stuff, but if you catch her when she's not ready for ya, she's going to clench up like a vice.
 
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cmt1984

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jwop said:
quite the experience actually ... i recommend everyone try it once ... my buddy refuses to get mud on his helmet ... hates the idea ... i called him a faggot which we came to the conclusion was an oxymoron
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lmao i havent laughed that hard in a long time.

my ex girlfriend loved anal....i wasnt too fond of it though.

to the o.p, you shouldnt make her do anything she doesnt wana do....but that doesnt mean you should stop tryin, she might let ya slip it in there one of these times lol.
 
kylecole420

kylecole420

Member
what the hell just tell her me man you woman me make fire then jam it in her ass. Those two things between your legs are called balls i suggest you use them.
 
Howard Stern

Howard Stern

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Alright here is how to do it. Get her fucking shitfaced, this is beneficial in two ways. like everyone has said before slip a few fingers in there for the next few times you have sex. Always have lube around, and make sure your fingernails are short, don’t want to scratch the inside of her asshole. Once you work in two fingers and work it out a little bit try tossing her salad/ eating the puss! Once she is really shitfaced just go for it. The reason that you want her really fucked up is cus she wont care if you are fucking her up the ass and the second part is the best part! When she starts puking her asshole will tighten up every time she heaves! It feels great how tight that asshole wraps around your cock when she is puking! Just stuff her head in a toilet and go to town! You will be done in no time!!!! LOL If you do it right she wont even remember the next morning! everyone gets what they want!
 
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redivider

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Howard Stern said:
Alright here is how to do it. Get her fucking shitfaced, this is beneficial in two ways. like everyone has said before slip a few fingers in there for the next few times you have sex. Always have lube around, and make sure your fingernails are short, don’t want to scratch the inside of her asshole. Once you work in two fingers and work it out a little bit try tossing her salad/ eating the puss! Once she is really shitfaced just go for it. The reason that you want her really fucked up is cus she wont care if you are fucking her up the ass and the second part is the best part! When she starts puking her asshole will tighten up every time she heaves! It feels great how tight that asshole wraps around your cock when she is puking! Just stuff her head in a toilet and go to town! You will be done in no time!!!! LOL If you do it right she wont even remember the next morning! everyone gets what they want!
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nevermind the buildup under the nails.....:shock::shock:

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kylecole420

kylecole420

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irishwyrick it was a joke any guy with a little sense knows not to just jam it in a girl's ass. Personally i don't like doing a girl in the butt. If your serious guys try this I know it sounds crazy but it will drive a woman wild. Take a vick's vapor inhaler the kind you use to unclog your nose. It is the perfect shape and size and slowly work it in her ass. The menthol from the inhaler makes them tingle. Get her loosened up with that then just slide on in. It even makes you tingle for a while.
 
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