Golden shower

[schwa]

got a so i put in an application for an awesome company (one that i can make a career with) abd they said i have to take a drug test tomorrow morning. i was just expecting to put in the application and go home so i bought this synthetic urine called golden shower. ill post in a week or so and let you guys know if it works.. it fucking better it was $50.

 

[StonedBlownSkiller]

Never heard of it but I heard synthetic piss works. Just make sure its at body temp, some cups got thermometers on em. Good luck.

 

[NoDrama]

Get your self some of those handwarmers, you know the ones in the little plastic pouches that you rip open and have to shake the little bag inside? Get 2 of them and open the pouches and take out the bags and shake em real good at least 20 mins before you have to take the test. Tape them to the bottle of synthetic urine and place the whole thing somewhere on your body where it won't fall out. Some companies make you empty your pockets so What I do is just tuck it into my sock and tape it in place with medical tape so it won't come loose and fall out my pant leg. The urine must be between 80 and 92F or you will have to retest. I put my sample in the microwave for 10 seconds and no longer, then attach warmers and attach to my calf and pull my sock up and over (long socks the day of testing). The handwarmers will get the temp perfect and they will last 4 hours.

 

[mastakoosh]

Get your self some of those handwarmers, you know the ones in the little plastic pouches that you rip open and have to shake the little bag inside? Get 2 of them and open the pouches and take out the bags and shake em real good at least 20 mins before you have to take the test. Tape them to the bottle of synthetic urine and place the whole thing somewhere on your body where it won't fall out. Some companies make you empty your pockets so What I do is just tuck it into my sock and tape it in place with medical tape so it won't come loose and fall out my pant leg. The urine must be between 80 and 92F or you will have to retest. I put my sample in the microwave for 10 seconds and no longer, then attach warmers and attach to my calf and pull my sock up and over (long socks the day of testing). The handwarmers will get the temp perfect and they will last 4 hours.

this is exactly how i do it too.

 

[CrazyBudz]

ive used synthetic piss like 10 times and passsed everytime i use this kind tho .. Number 1 synthetic urine by Puck Technologies

 

[CrazyBudz]

Number 1 synthetic urine by Puck Technologies it comes with eveything you need the hand warmer things, its already mixed in a bladder with a temp guage thing on it....the main thing is you have to have the temp right or they will make you piss again....

 

[schwa]

i just took the test....i live a half hour away from the testing facility so i warmed it up to about 150 but the temp strip on the bottle didnt work so i used a meat thermometer. i pulled in the parking lot and the thermometer read like 115 so i poured some cold water on it to cool it down, then it read 106 so i taped it to my leg and went in. it was still warmer than my body when i went in the bathroom so i dipped it in the toilet water a few times to cool it off. when she tested the temp of it it was something like 93.....perfect right? so now i just have to wait untill about tuesday to see if i passed or not. damn i hope so.

 

[EmptyWords]

i used synthetic piss once. i was at the lab and put the piss in the cup and came out of the bathroom and gave it to the nurse and she said that it doesnt seem right and she will need another sample and then dumped it into the toilet right in front of me, I was so fucking pissed cause i just spent $50 on that shit. it was body temp and everything. I ended up not getting the job because i told them i cant piss again right away and i tried to leave and they said if i leave i cant take the test again. well i went to a gas station and looked for the smallest bottle i could find which turned out to be a bottle of "bug juice" and i dumped it out, went to a buddies house and made him piss in it, i went back to the lab real fast and they told me i could go ahead wih the test but i had to be watched and i just said fuck you and left.

 

[schwa]

thats worst case scenario

 

[mistaphuck]

i used synthetic piss once. i was at the lab and put the piss in the cup and came out of the bathroom and gave it to the nurse and she said that it doesnt seem right and she will need another sample and then dumped it into the toilet right in front of me, I was so fucking pissed cause i just spent $50 on that shit. it was body temp and everything. I ended up not getting the job because i told them i cant piss again right away and i tried to leave and they said if i leave i cant take the test again. well i went to a gas station and looked for the smallest bottle i could find which turned out to be a bottle of "bug juice" and i dumped it out, went to a buddies house and made him piss in it, i went back to the lab real fast and they told me i could go ahead wih the test but i had to be watched and i just said fuck you and left.

lol thats what a bitch slap is for

 

[mastakoosh]

i used urine luck. i used a couple a times last year. kind of expensive and i heard they gotta keep updating it to stay ahead of the labs. i could probably make my own for much cheaper.

 

[schwa]

still waiting on results...............