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I'm Alive!!!!

HoLE

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me and one of my employees are greatful to be sitting here with you stoners,,we are currently having a beer and a doob together,,here's what happened,,I take off for work like everyday,,my wife,,and one of my guy's who rides with me in the morning,,so we stop at Timmies,,and jump on the highway as usual,,clipping along the QEW at about 100 kliks,,and doesn't the fukkin pitman arm break,,for those of you not mechanically inclined,,that means I was doing a 100 on the highway,,and all of a sudden had NO steering ability,,did I mention I had NO STEERING,,,,so I realize there's no steering,,and through my mind I'm like,,were about to die,,morning rush hour,,trucks cars everywhere,,quietly I say oh god about three times and the van just followed the grooves in the road,,it coulda veered either way,,the center guardrail,,or the ditch,,,luckily it didn't veer to the center guard rail and into oncoming highway traffic ,,it was on a kinda right hand banking corner,,it went over 2 lanes,,then to the side of the road,,where I just jammed the brakes after it slowed a bit,,and started going for the ditch,,,called a tow truck and was outta there,,but after,,it's like you start thinkin,,,,,Whoaaaaaaaaa,,anyway,,were glad to be with ya's,,,and under the circumstances,, I think we can throw out the old beer before noon thingy,,normally my guy doesn't drink much,,,but our 710's are almost empty,,and the doob is gone,,:-|:cry::joint::hump::mrgreen::blsmoke:,,,so how's your morning gone,,talk to us,,were happy,,,lmao

Keep on Growin

HoLE


PS if anone here works for the Ministry of Transport,,and knows about the grooves in the highway at ford drive to winston church hill,,,,don't touch those,,there perfect:mrgreen:
 

badboybabyface

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WELL GODDAMN man..glad to see ya still here..grow a plant and call it new life for the one ALMST lost (lol)..jus kiddin but it would be cool..my mornin is ok..yours is great cuz your here..but i got a thread with a couple unaswered questions..im a real newbie so check it out..YOUR HERE ..WHY NOT??LOL..but yeah till next time JOINTS UP!!!
BBBF
 

HoLE

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what would you say the pucker factor was on that one HoLE???:joint::joint:
I'm tellin ya man,,the pucker factor didn't even have time to enter the heads of my two passengers,,but for me,,I was praying from the first of three quietly spoken Oh Gods:cry:

Keep on Growin

HoLE
 

pastafarian

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good to see ur still here man
i had a moment like that doin about 90 mph and a lorry pulls across the carrige way and stops over my lane to turn to the other carrage way so i jam my breaks on close my eyes and nothing so i open them the tailgate was like an inch from my windscreen
i felt cold and weird but gratefull also
something was watchin over us man peace!!
 

HoLE

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thxs guy's,,were still sittin here drinkin,,and smokin,,it was like close man,,J and I can't stop talkin bout it,,imagine,,highway speed,,dark early morning,,truck beside you,,no steering,,not a belt,,loss of power steering,,Loss of steering,,completely,,I dunno what to say ,,really

Keep on Growin

HoLE
 

mastakoosh

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glad to see our friend is still here. well hole-ley hell, i guess someone was on your side like someone said.
 

HoLE

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what the hell kind of car was it
it's a ford half ton,,a popcan on wheels,,doesnt matter what it was ,,,it had no steering:hump:,,coulda been a canoe in a raging river,,with no oars,,HoLE-EEEEEeeeeeeeee

Keep on Growin

HoLE
 

HoLE

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ok,,jus got inn,,,,boozed and ate and partied,,hung with good friends,,and ate stuff i normally wouldnt,,I thinkjust to taste it again,,even though I knew I didnt like it,,but to be sure,,feelin good puffin a doob right now,,oh,,and I was drivin a car tonight,,that HAD steering:hump::blsmoke:,,,so I gunned it,,lol

Keep on Growin

HoLE
 

HoLE

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oh yeah,,the mechanic called,,needs a new pitman arm and bolt assembly,,a drag something(drag arm maybe?),,and 4 new ball joints,,,1300 bucks,,so divided by 3 lives,,equals about 434 bucks a life,,a small price to pay,,to be here now

Keep on Growin

HoLE
 

HoLE

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it was a combo of pure luck,,,that the van didn't go towards the fast lane and guardrail and oncoming traffic but instead pulled itself over,,and the fact that I didn't just hit the brakes freakin that there was no steering,,on the highway in traffic while doin a 100 in the middle lane

Keep on Growin

HoLE
 

HoLE

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Man your not allowed to die yet.
We have to see if your buds fatten up nicely:mrgreen::joint::peace:
I Love You man,,thxs,,yer darn right we do,,last feeding is tomorrow,,they will be 7 weeks flowering on Monday:joint::mrgreen:,,,,,,,,,Natmoon--->:blsmoke: :blsmoke:<---HoLE

Keep on Growin

HoLE
 

natmoon

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I Love You man,,thxs,,yer darn right we do,,last feeding is tomorrow,,they will be 7 weeks flowering on Monday:joint::mrgreen:,,,,,,,,,Natmoon--->:blsmoke: :blsmoke:<---HoLE

Keep on Growin

HoLE
Couldn't have orphan plants and me with no satisfaction:mrgreen:
Anyway on a real note glad to hear your ok man.
Sounds like god wanted to see those buds to,i mean you did ask him 3 times an all:mrgreen::blsmoke:
 
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