The Biggest Douche in the Universe Contest!

[Padawanbater2]

I've been seeing so many goddamn douches lately I thought why not compile all of them into one thread and take a vote at the end?

I've given Sean Hannity the crown of biggest douche in the universe for the past few years but I think I found someone to finally take his place.

Just look at this motherfucker! Have you ever in your entire life seen someone so snobby and self righteous?! Listen to his tone and the squeeky douchy squeal of his voice, look at his facial expressions and retarded hand/arm gestures!

FUUUUCK he's already the winner!

I give you Steven Crowder, let's let him take it away...

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Son of a bitch, fuck this guy!


Lets see who you've got!

 

[whynot]

I would like to nominate - CALIFORNIA

 

[Benassi]

I would like to nominate - CALIFORNIA

Don't leave the rest out, I nominate people... in general.

As for OP's video... that guy crams dicks in his mouth.

 

[smokebomb1]

I would like to nominate - ARIZONA!!!

 

[Kodank Moment]

America. Fuck ya.

 

[poonjoon]

John Edward - Biggest Douche in the Universe!!!

 

[angelsbandit]

I would say the brain trusts that were answering the questions seem to be the douche bags - either them or the liberal professors who have obviously failed miserably at instilling knowledge.

 

[HomeGrown&Smoked]

This is what you look like when you are fucking America.

 

[spliffbazz]

John Edward - Biggest Douche in the Universe!!!

i second this vote.

 

[irieie]

i might care about what this shit bag steven crowder has to say about college if he had actually went.

 

[Xrtnfx]

Pat Burrell....fuck that asshole

 

[Snickelfrits]

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[irieie]

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true dat.

 

[yellowrain53]

anyone who voted NO to prop 19 for reasons of greed. Ill admit my knowledge of prop 19 is limited but why the f**k would anyone vote against any form of legalization? If my info is flawed please educate me.

 

[mipbar]

Wow, that OP's guy is seriously a huge insult to douches everywhere. I just want to pop him in his smug, self righteous mouth. Cheney, yup, Palin, yup, No voters on prop19, yup, John Edwards, yup.

 

[spliffbazz]

[video=youtube;bULWw-gfJsM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bULWw-gfJsM[/video]

congressman mark kirk is a douche

 

[poonjoon]

[video=youtube;bULWw-gfJsM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bULWw-gfJsM[/video]

congressman mark kirk is a douche

i want some of that!!!

 

[spliffbazz]

me too poonjoon me too

 

[thedoc08]

I suppose being a staunch Republican puts me in the minority amongst you people.

 

[The Steve]

LMAO. As dangerous as crack? I'd like to see someone OD on Kush. Why isn't he trying to get tequilla off the shelf? It's killed far more people than "kush" ever will. As for the other guy, he just likes to show what people don't know. I'd like to see him explain modern economics, advanced mathmatics, or even the water cycle. It's easy to ask questions you know the answer to and not everyone is going to know. notice he only shows wrong answers. How many students did he have to go through to get those? I never went to college and could answer pretty much every question he threw out there. Odds are he had to do alot of editing.