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[Don Gin and Ton]

Here is the real tattoo, [video=youtube;KEJFTrZ8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEJFTrZ8[/video]

"i luv cock"
LMAO

wonder what the guy said to him to piss him off that bad!?! and re the chinese symbols. in the new year im actually going to get fried rice chips and gravy in 3inch ornate chinese symbols. red black and gold. just for the crack

 

[poonjoon]

seriously purrdy.


im so high..i had this thing open for a while thinking of something funny to add but i can't think of shit


and im lazy to serach


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[poonjoon]

ok..so i'm blazed watchin walking dead but its mad boring except the mexican shit


i'm going to japan in 2 days and:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090118095454AACtWHi


the second comment is so fucking funnny

 

[DST]

"The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
will be the official language of the European Union rather than German,
which was the other possibility."



As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in
plan that would become known as "Euro-English".



In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of
"k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.



There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f".. This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.



In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.



Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.


Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.



By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z" and "w" with "v".



During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"
and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.



Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.



Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas...




If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl... ..

 

[poonjoon]

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[Winter Woman]

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.


The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"


Donald frowned and said, "No."

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.

"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.



So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.


"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.


The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?"


"Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate!"

 

[Big P]

this is too much, one dumbass nigirian puts c4 up his ass and now they friskin 4 year olds WTF!!

if i was a terrorist I would be laughin my ass off right now!!

is this what our little nanny state has come too?? ill take my chances with the terrorists than this peice of shit federal government.

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Lets get the facts straight first. Before the video started the boy went through a metal detector and didn't set it off but was selected for a pat down. The boy was shy so the TSA couldn't complete the full pat on the young boy. The father tried several times to just hold the boys arms out for the TSA agent but i guess it didn't end up being enough for the guy. I was about 30 ft away so i couldn't hear their conversation if there was any. The enraged father pulled his son shirt off and gave it to the TSA agent to search, thats when this video begins.

 

[Big P]

 

[SmokeyMcSmokester]

damn...im glad i have my private pilot license..im gonna stay away from major airports..this is just ridiculous!!

 

[Big P]

Ya I heard Isreals most safe arline in the world just gives quik interviews and profiles. Im an arab do with a beard and look way arab and I say they should just profile, if they gonna feel me up either way fuck it but to be searchin little boys like that I woulda shanked that fucker if he even thought about touchin my kid

and I wouldnt let my kid go through tha machine either so he can get a full adult dose of radiation F that


that kid gone think this is what america is like, and fuck that. i would rather a couple terroists get through and kill a few of us


im def not flying anywhere anymore which is the answer, I hope 40% of peeps who normally fly dont anymore and all these fucks can lose thier gay ass jobs


if private companies did this they could profile and it would be the end of this shit, but with the feds its a hot mess and we are being shat upon.

im a dirty lookin arab with a beard and I can tell you, our PC bullshit Nanny state governemnt is retarted for having an official policy of no profiling

they need to interview every one with a couple questions then search the ones that post red flags, instead of pulling out 4 year olds and scaring the living shit outa them, my son was afraid the police were coming to get him if he didnt put his seatbelt on thanks to his momma.

I dont want no kid to be scared of the fucking pig vomit shit breeding government,


ok Im done back to the fun

 

[SmokeyMcSmokester]

Ya I heard Isreals most safe arline in the world just gives quik interviews and profiles. Im an arab do with a beard and look way arab and I say they should just profile, if they gonna feel me up either way fuck it but to be searchin little boys like that I woulda shanked that fucker if he even thought about touchin my kid

and I wouldnt let my kid go through tha machine either so he can get a full adult dose of radiation F that


that kid gone think this is what america is like, and fuck that. i would rather a couple terroists get through and kill a few of us


im def not flying anywhere anymore which is the answer, I hope 40% of peeps who normally fly dont anymore and all these fucks can lose thier gay ass jobs


if private companies did this they could profile and it would be the end of this shit, but with the feds its a hot mess and we are being shat upon.

im a dirty lookin arab with a beard and I can tell you, our PC bullshit Nanny state governemnt is retarted for having an official policy of no profiling

they need to interview every one with a couple questions then search the ones that post red flags, instead of pulling out 4 year olds and scaring the living shit outa them, my son was afraid the police were coming to get him if he didnt put his seatbelt on thanks to his momma.

I dont want no kid to be scared of the fucking pig vomit shit breeding government,


ok Im done back to the fun

i think most of the country would agree with you..

i just dont know why they dont use those bomb sniffing machines..someone in the govt is getting paid on the backend for these body scanners..it just doesnt seem right. or maybe they just want to give use mad radiation and turn us into zombies!

 

[Kodank Moment]

I don't fly. Period. If I can't drive, swim, walk, or boat there then fuck it. I don't give a fuck if it takes me 3 weeks to get to Amsterdam and back.

 

[Big P]

I don't fly. Period. If I can't drive, swim, walk, or boat there then fuck it. I don't give a fuck if it takes me 3 weeks to get to Amsterdam and back.

lol


or ya why cant the scanner computer only show the parts of the scan that has a possible threat on it instead of your gurls complete rack

 

[Big P]

the machines are capable of getting imagies this good,

im thinking of installing one on my front door so I can check out all my buddies gurlfriends and wank off to them




j/k

 

[fdd2blk]

how did she fit that gun in her ass?

 

[Big P]

lol i made the mistake of telling my buddy that I wank off to all of my friends g/f's lol


the fucker told his gurl!!!


i dont wank of to everyone of them tho just the hot ones

I just assumed everyone did that. I assume almost all my friends wanked off thinkin about my wife


just figured its natural


lol now all yall are wondering if your freinds are wankin off thinking about your gurls lol

 

[Big P]

got any pics of your wife?

maybe you will like the older ones


before the marrige and 2 kids


j/k


we got a separated though an now I have to deal with a differnt whiney bitch,


seriously what is it about women are they all batshit crazy or somthing? i havent had too many long term relationships in my life but ill be damned if each and everyone hasnt been bat shit crazy,

its like they are always trying to control you somhow someway its fucking crazy. and if you allow it just to get them off your back you will be worse off than is you fight each and every time tooth and nail lol


"Women are possessive, and they wanna possess Wayne
I been fly so long I fell asleep on the fuckin’ plane"

Lil Wayne

 

[ANC]

Dude, maybe go for a diffirent kind of girl?
I have an oldskool south african wife and she is a pure angel.

 

[Big P]

I was struggling with this women are crazy issue the other day and found this awasome website that helps:



Fundamental Truth #6
Women are Crazy

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If by now you have not recognized the fact that all women are crazy, then you need more help than this website can possibly give you. Women are crazy &#8211; and I don&#8217;t necessarily mean this in a clinical sense. Women are crazy in the sense that they do and think things that we as midlife bachelors will never be able to comprehend. They look at everything from a totally different perspective than we do. I don&#8217;t understand them myself &#8211; and I do not try to. In fact, it is pointless to try to understand women &#8211; because just when you think you do understand them, something will cause you to recognize that you MISUNDERSTAND them. Some women are more predictable than others &#8211; but don&#8217;t confuse &#8220;predictability&#8221; with &#8220;understanding women&#8221;. Maybe just maybe if you are fortunate enough to be married to the same woman for thirty or forty years &#8211; then YOU MAY UNDERSTAND HER &#8230; but that understanding is limited to just that one woman, not ALL women! [And certainly this is not the case with you &#8211; because you are a MIDLIFE BACHELOR. If you truly understood your woman, you wouldn&#8217;t be a midlife bachelor, and you would not be reading this right now.]
Dealing with Craziness &#8211; or Not Dealing with It
The best you can possibly hope for is the ability to ride out the craziness while still maintaining your own sanity. Often times this means appearing to agree with what they are telling you &#8211; but going along with something versus actually buying into it are really two different things. In other words, yourgirlfriend might tell you something that you think is nuts &#8211; but if you just go with the flow, chances are good that the craziness will blow over after some period of time. This works well if your woman is not acting crazy a majority of the time. However, if you think she is acting crazy most of the time, then it is time to move on and find yourself someone new &#8230; someone who is less crazy! Remember &#8211; women are ALL crazy &#8230; it is the degree of insanity that varies from female to female. If you keep your sanity expectations of women low, you are less likely to be disappointed. I&#8217;ve got some pretty good examples of common types of female craziness. My guess is that you or someone you know really well can relate to one or more of these.
Crazy Woman Example &#8211; She is Always Upset at You
Some women are just flat out critical of everything their man does. Many of these women appear to thrive on telling you just what you are doing wrong &#8211; and the only peace you may enjoy is when you are asleep. This was the situation with me and a woman who I lived with, and was engaged to &#8211; her name was Regina. I had just started a new job when Regina moved in with me &#8211; and she thought that I worked too much. Whenever I was gone for business, Regina always thought that I was cheating on her. If I was out with my friendsRegina thought that I was with another woman. Whenever I was not in the same room as she was, she was going through my stuff trying to find evidence that I was cheating on her. Guess what? I never cheated on her &#8211; and I never would have &#8230; but her giving me such a hard time about everything really broke my spirit. I was always tense &#8211; because I felt like I had to constantly call her, and report in with what I was doing, where I was going, who I was with, etc. It made my life miserable. The funny part was that Regina was absolutely gorgeous &#8211; and we had the best sex together &#8230; and since we had sex all the time, I allowed the great sex to mask my feelings about everything else. I never really knew how much anxiety that relationship gave me until a year or so after the relationship ended. Only then did I realize how much peace and serenity I had in my life without her. And many anxiety symptoms I had at the time disappeared. The moral to this particular story? If she is always upset at you, then she has a problem &#8211; and you are likely better off without her.
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[Big P]

Dude, maybe go for a diffirent kind of girl?
I have an oldskool south african wife and she is a pure angel.

sounds nice my friend, my buddy had a really hot illigal immigrant wife had 2 kids with her. she seemed perfect, we all lived together for a time. she cooked cleaned all day too care of the kids, sucked dick, did it all and my buddy was just an asshole to her too and hes ugly to boot!! lol


anyway that didnt last too long and took eveything in me not to try to put it in her