Cops raided my ass!!!!

FirsTime

Active Member
Welp. Im down here in glamis truthfully. You got a problem go ahead and PM me. Other than that, This is my final post on this thread. Bye:)
 

t0rn

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Awww, story time with FirsTime is over? You were just getting to the good part. Lex Luther actually called the cops on him, he grabbed his trusty ray-gun at "HQ" and vanquished his foe, with his bloody ass and all. Truly inspiring
 

LVTDY

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Firstime, I'm by no means trying to jack your thread any further here - but I think the damage has already been done. I also haven't read past the first couple pages, but I'm sorry to hear about the unwanted legal attention you got. It's senseless to enforce laws that few still believe in...but them's the breaks eh?

To the point though, where did you get your avatar picture? As odd as it sounds, the blonde girl is a friend of my little sister's. You're from SoCal and I'm from Ontario, so I'm curious how far her "Coors girl" job has actually taken her haha.
 

brandon.

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Awww, story time with FirsTime is over? You were just getting to the good part. Lex Luther actually called the cops on him, he grabbed his trusty ray-gun at "HQ" and vanquished his foe, with his bloody ass and all. Truly inspiring
He's an attention whore. He'll start another stupid thread eventually. He can't impress anyone with a grow, so he needs to make up stories to impress people. I knew it was fake the minute he said they caught him wankin it
 

Arsehole

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this thread is full of win.
That it is. I also smell BS but he could be telling the truth partly.

I don't really agree with people saying the cops would have torn his place up and busted down the front door. I had a run in with the FBI years ago for hacking and had 15 agents show up at my front door with a warrant. They rang the door bell and showed me the warrant while slamming me into the wall after I answered the door. They did take their time gathering up dozens of boxes of computer equipment. They took inventory of everything they took and had me sign off on it. They did look all over the house but they didn't tear anything apart, throw clothes out of closets, dressers or anything like that.. they actually left everything pretty clean but well searched. YMMV of course, that was just my experience.
 

LVTDY

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Arsehole, your experience could be a case of minor internet mischief vs illegal drug cultivation. Of course, if you were hacking major shit...my point is moot.
 

brandon.

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That it is. I also smell BS but he could be telling the truth partly.

I don't really agree with people saying the cops would have torn his place up and busted down the front door. I had a run in with the FBI years ago for hacking and had 15 agents show up at my front door with a warrant. They rang the door bell and showed me the warrant while slamming me into the wall after I answered the door. They did take their time gathering up dozens of boxes of computer equipment. They took inventory of everything they took and had me sign off on it. They did look all over the house but they didn't tear anything apart, throw clothes out of closets, dressers or anything like that.. they actually left everything pretty clean but well searched. YMMV of course, that was just my experience.
Makes sense, but that's the FBI and they know where the evidence is. It's in your computers. The cops on the other hand searching for a grow or illegal drugs (which are 99% of the time hidden) would tear shit up to find it.

If he had a run in with the cops, his mom probably let them in for something simple and they smelled the smoke in his room haha.
 

Arsehole

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Makes sense, but that's the FBI and they know where the evidence is. It's in your computers. The cops on the other hand searching for a grow or illegal drugs (which are 99% of the time hidden) would tear shit up to find it.

If he had a run in with the cops, his mom probably let them in for something simple and they smelled the smoke in his room haha.
Yeah, obviously much different circumstances. I don't know anyone that has been raided for drugs so I wouldn't know how that works.
 

Nullis

Moderator
Typically they tear your shit up unless it is obvious what is going on and they find what they are looking for easily enough. Everything depends on location and specific circumstances, of course, but especially when a raid involves suspicion of things like distribution of higher scheduled substances and you can bet any kind of cultivation.

At one point in my life I was the friendly young junkie who lent a hand helping cleaning up after they hit one of the houses my 'favorite' dope dealer did business out of. Essentially these people or persons, whomever has direct control over the product, will make arrangements with individuals or families who are tenants. The associated tenants are often distantly related to the dealer, or otherwise share some perceived familial connection. Location is key, so the dealers will usually make arrangements primarily with individuals and families living in government subsidized housing in the 'projects'. Sometimes the associated tenants have a habit they need help with, and so receive drugs in exchange for allowing the drug dealer and his associates to conduct their business there. Other times the arrangement is different, such that a dealer may be paying any additional living expenses accrued by the associated tenant.

These houses in the projects get raided all of the time, probably in part because the transactions taking place are frequent and quite obvious. So, when the cops bust in and they seem to be having difficulty finding any drugs it really pisses them off and they will go hay-wire trying to find them.
 

brick20

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What really happen was i met this cop at a club near by my house and he came over to just to talk. I left my pc case open to get some fresh air and he seen it. Being that he was on duty he was gonna arrest me. we made a deal that he wouldn't arrest me if i jacked off while he analed fuck me from the back. I was on probation so i had to take the deal
You sick fuck
 

NLXSK1

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The masturbating thing was over the top...

Seriously, does anyone reading this think they would include that fact if they were busted? Smells like a fart in a car...
 
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