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whodatnation

whodatnation

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Dezracer said:
Check out the response I got from Nirvana when I opened a ticket letting them know I got 1 female out of 10 reg seeds. I find it a bit funny ans asinine all at the same time. I figured they'd do something like maybe ofer me a discount on my next order or something but, no.

I'm so sorry to hear of your bad luck. As you probably know, regular cannabis seeds have a chance of about 50% of growing into male plants. That means for every lucky grower with a 9/10 female ratio, there must be a poor unlucky soul like yourself who gets lots of male plants.

I wish you much better luck next time! If you wish to make sure you get female plants, you may also want to order feminized seeds from now on.

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Peace,
AJ
weedportal.com


Keep in mind these were on their weekend whopper (and they knew it) so you don't get to choose Fem or Reg.
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That is despicable! ok well thanks for letting me know so I never order beans from them ever! Did you keep any of the males? you could make beaucoup of your own seeds and say fk'em.
 
3eyes

3eyes

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Dezracer said:
Check out the response I got from Nirvana when I opened a ticket letting them know I got 1 female out of 10 reg seeds. I find it a bit funny ans asinine all at the same time. I figured they'd do something like maybe ofer me a discount on my next order or something but, no.

I'm so sorry to hear of your bad luck. As you probably know, regular cannabis seeds have a chance of about 50% of growing into male plants. That means for every lucky grower with a 9/10 female ratio, there must be a poor unlucky soul like yourself who gets lots of male plants.

I wish you much better luck next time! If you wish to make sure you get female plants, you may also want to order feminized seeds from now on.

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Peace,
AJ
weedportal.com


Keep in mind these were on their weekend whopper (and they knew it) so you don't get to choose Fem or Reg.
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The guy is correct in what he's saying it's just bad luck BUT that's no way to run a business, 55% of the total weight of a pollinated female plant is seed so how many countless thousand seeds are created each run? what a tight c@%t!!!
 
Dezracer

Dezracer

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Thanks for the support guys. I didn't keep any males but I do have pollen from one and will be harvesting seeds from a couple of Afghan kush that got spluffed by the male before I collected the pollen.

I do plan on spluffing a few other strains in hopes of getting something good.
 
duchieman

duchieman

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Well if it's big enough to slap AJ in the face, then he's probably not very, but then Nirvana Boy doesn't sound very manly so it wouldn't take much. Maybe Marlowe's will do then? Ouch, just kidding brother :) So, DB, how big is it?
 
littlegrower2004

littlegrower2004

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Apricot Oat Bars
Ingredients:
Ø Vegetable oil cooking spray
Ø Filling
Ø 1 (13-ounce) jar apricot jam or preserves (about 1 ¼ cups)
Ø 8 dried apricots, chopped into 1/4 –inch pieces (about 1/3 cup)
i dont use the apricots, i just buy any jar of jam or preserves any flavor instead. got rasberry in the oven right now.
Ø Crust
Ø 1 ¾ cups all-purpose flour
Ø 1 packed cup light brown sugar
Ø 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
Ø ¾ teaspoon fine sea salt
Ø ¾ teaspoon baking soda
Ø 1 ¾ cups old-fashioned oats
Ø 1 cup (4 ounces) coarsely chopped walnuts
Ø 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, melted
Ø 1 egg, at room temperature, beaten
Ø 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
Directions:
Put an oven rack in the center of the oven. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Spray a 9 by 13 by 2-inch metal baking dish with vegetable oil cooking spray. Line the bottom and sides of the pan with parchment paper. Spray the parchment paper with vegetable oil cooking spray and set aside.
Filling: In a small bowl, mix together the jam and the apricots. Set aside.
Crust: In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, sugar, cinnamon, salt and baking soda. Stir in the oats and walnuts. Add the butter, egg and vanilla and stir until incorporated.
Using a fork or clean fingers, lightly press half of the crust mixture onto the bottom of the prepared pan. Using a spatula, spread the filling over the crust leaving a ½ inch boarder around the edge of the pan. Cover the filling with the remaining crust mixture and gently press to flatten. Bake until light golden, about 30-35 minutes. Cool for 1 hour. Cut into bars and store in an airtight container for up to three days.
 
DoobieBrother

DoobieBrother

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duchieman said:
Well if it's big enough to slap AJ in the face, then he's probably not very, but then Nirvana Boy doesn't sound very manly so it wouldn't take much. Maybe Marlowe's will do then? Ouch, just kidding brother :) So, DB, how big is it?
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I haven't measured it yet but let's just say there must be a 3-legged elephant out there who's really pissed off right now. ;-)
 
DoobieBrother

DoobieBrother

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whodatnation said:
wow its gottin kinda crazy in here lol.
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