What do you do often when you're high?

Snow Crash

Snow Crash

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Being that I'm sober from the time I make it from the bedroom to the living room...
Pretty much everything.
I smoke some bowls.
Poop.
Make coffee.
Drink coffee.
Poop again, because, you know, coffee...
Shower, because, you know, poop.
Eat some breakfast, usually fruit.
Water the plants on occasion.
Fuck around on Netflix instant play until I realize I've watched everything worthy.
Turn on some Dr. Who anyway.
Smoke some more, despite being high still.
Tease my girlfriend.
Sexy-time.
Make lunch.
Fuck around on RIU.
Take a nap.
More fucking around on RIU.
Refill the reservoirs.
Mix nutrients for the next day.
Make dinner.
More smoking.
Eat dinner.
Drinking wine.
More smoking.
More wine.
Zombie Killing.
Sleepy time.

Rinse and repeat.

Depending on the season add in Snowboarding and Golfing.
 
Docter Bud

Docter Bud

Member
Snow Crash said:
Being that I'm sober from the time I make it from the bedroom to the living room...
Pretty much everything.
I smoke some bowls.
Poop.
Make coffee.
Drink coffee.
Poop again, because, you know, coffee...
Shower, because, you know, poop.
Eat some breakfast, usually fruit.
Water the plants on occasion.
Fuck around on Netflix instant play until I realize I've watched everything worthy.
Turn on some Dr. Who anyway.
Smoke some more, despite being high still.
Tease my girlfriend.
Sexy-time.
Make lunch.
Fuck around on RIU.
Take a nap.
More fucking around on RIU.
Refill the reservoirs.
Mix nutrients for the next day.
Make dinner.
More smoking.
Eat dinner.
Drinking wine.
More smoking.
More wine.
Zombie Killing.
Sleepy time.

Rinse and repeat.

Depending on the season add in Snowboarding and Golfing.
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You sir. Are fucking the sexiest man alive. I'd love to do what you do. What's your profession?
 
see4

see4

Well-Known Member
Snow Crash said:
Being that I'm sober from the time I make it from the bedroom to the living room...
Pretty much everything.
I smoke some bowls.
Poop.
Make coffee.
Drink coffee.
Poop again, because, you know, coffee...
Shower, because, you know, poop.
Eat some breakfast, usually fruit.
Water the plants on occasion.
Fuck around on Netflix instant play until I realize I've watched everything worthy.
Turn on some Dr. Who anyway.
Smoke some more, despite being high still.
Tease my girlfriend.
Sexy-time.
Make lunch.
Fuck around on RIU.
Take a nap.
More fucking around on RIU.
Refill the reservoirs.
Mix nutrients for the next day.
Make dinner.
More smoking.
Eat dinner.
Drinking wine.
More smoking.
More wine.
Zombie Killing.
Sleepy time.

Rinse and repeat.

Depending on the season add in Snowboarding and Golfing.
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What's your handicap? Last season I was sportin a 14 handicap.. tryin my hardest to get into single digets. But I drink too much. Oh and my life is similar to yours.. the pleasures of working from home...
 
shmow52

shmow52

Well-Known Member
Snow Crash said:
Being that I'm sober from the time I make it from the bedroom to the living room...
Pretty much everything.
I smoke some bowls.
Poop.
Make coffee.
Drink coffee.
Poop again, because, you know, coffee...
Shower, because, you know, poop.
Eat some breakfast, usually fruit.
Water the plants on occasion.
Fuck around on Netflix instant play until I realize I've watched everything worthy.
Turn on some Dr. Who anyway.
Smoke some more, despite being high still.
Tease my girlfriend.
Sexy-time.
Make lunch.
Fuck around on RIU.
Take a nap.
More fucking around on RIU.
Refill the reservoirs.
Mix nutrients for the next day.
Make dinner.
More smoking.
Eat dinner.
Drinking wine.
More smoking.
More wine.
Zombie Killing.
Sleepy time.

Rinse and repeat.

Depending on the season add in Snowboarding and Golfing.
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so fuckin funny. still laugin.
gotta love stoner naps. haha.
when there is a zombie apocalypse stoners will be the only ones left.
and then nothing will get done. wtf
 
Snow Crash

Snow Crash

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Thacker420 said:
I agree. Where do you get the money to support this lifestyle? lol
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Mostly growing.
I work in the networking field. Lost my job about 2 years ago due to the company I was working for closing up.

So now I do a little PC repair, sometimes I'll contract with someone to put together a business network for them, I do security management for a place or two on occasion, and between that and the growing... I make ends meet. My girlfriend had been a Nanny and was making good money but she lost her job about 3 months ago and has yet to find a new one. I can support myself just fine, but she's beginning to cost me a lot. The savings is dwindling but a harvest is coming.

Funny thing is I inherited about $20K a few years ago, when I was still working, and I spent all that cash on trips to vegas and tahoe and paying off student loans. I look at what I could do with $20K now that I'm growing and I just facepalm myself...

A buddy of mine is who got me started on the whole "no employer" lifestyle. He has one of those Hollywood Jew trust funds and won't ever need to work. Dude smokes like a chimney too. To give you some idea... When the stock market crashed 2 years ago he lost $70,000 in a day. He has an accountant. And he's still stingy as shit and charges people $20 for a gram. Fucker.

Getting my CIT degree and my CCNA and CCIE was supposed to be my future. Didn't take long for that sparkle to die.

Also, you'd be amazed at what I can charge per hour for PC repairs :) Little here, little there, I am happy.

Probably won't be doing this forever. Gonna have kids and shit one day. I'm just waiting for this economy to recover before even bothering getting shot down when applying for the same job as 10,000 other FOB Indians.
 
Snow Crash

Snow Crash

Well-Known Member
see4 said:
What's your handicap? Last season I was sportin a 14 handicap.. tryin my hardest to get into single digets. But I drink too much. Oh and my life is similar to yours.. the pleasures of working from home...
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I picked up a set of Taylor Made RAC OS irons a few years ago and they have really helped out my game. So has the 460cc Ping driver and new putter.

I'm down to 14 also, we do live about the same life :) Prior to then I was running a lot higher, mid-twenties.

After moving to Oregon I found a new love for the game. Just so much damn grass up here!
 
asafan69

asafan69

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Movies, Movies, Movies. I love watching movies high. Especially old ones from the 30s and 40s. Bliss. Oh, yeah, and sex with the wife.
 
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bossm

Member
usually i just get high and eat and just repeat that process throughout the day...weather at work or home i work at burger king lol
 
taint

taint

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I like to eat pie,pet my dogs,play pingpong,fornicate with the wife,forge knives,tease the wife,tease the kids,fish,chase cows on horseback and 4wheelers,shoot guns,burn stuff,blow stuff up and visit with my old mama..............in no particular order.
 
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StonedPony

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I still say porn and masterbation..............just dont eat cheeToes while doing it.....you G/f will wonder why you dick is orange colored all the time...........not to mention if you go to the doctors for anything.......they will quantine your ass...some new virus LOL LOL

sorry Im blitzed so no telling whtat will happen in the threads tonight due to my state of fucked upness.
 
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