Dr.Amber Trichome: Super Lemon Haze and Snow White Fingerez Scrog Style
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Dr.Amber Trichome
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hmmm, well what if i did tell you those were my hands and that i am a transexual..? would you still be my friend? maybe i should have tricked you.
Well i dont know if i will finish the painting in its entirety this week cuz i have some ideas for the border that might talk a while.
what are you working on Bushy?
bushybush
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Sure. You can still be my tranny friend. Whatev. In my mind you look exactly like your avatar. Everyone does. Stoner Barb looks like ...well....a barbie......Illumination has a huge devil dong, I'm ACTUALLY talking to Howard Stern and Don....Well apparently Don is a well-dressed wolf that plays a mean accordion.
I'm working on a 3 piece painting that goes together to make one. Personified deck of playing cards, Golden anatomical heart and hand painted lettering that says "Ace Of Spades".....I just CAN'T seem to put them together right though!
More bowls, STAT!!!!
I'm working on a 3 piece painting that goes together to make one. Personified deck of playing cards, Golden anatomical heart and hand painted lettering that says "Ace Of Spades".....I just CAN'T seem to put them together right though!
More bowls, STAT!!!!
DST
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I have some funny transexual stories. The first company I worked for in Amsterdam I was calling up these IT people on this database and got this guy called Lesley on the phone. Now I didn't think anything of it since my friend at school was also called Lesley, (he was Chinese), I was just kind of happy to be talking to someone that I didn't need to speak like some slow dumb fuk chop on the phone, just so they could understand my accent (and I thought I had a good telephnoe voice.) I have since learned to tone my Scottishnees down. Anyway, I had a chat and he seemed fairly normal. He was going on about all his gadgets (computer ones that is, lol) and how much of a techi geek he was. I looked at the database and it has Ms on it as his title. So I thought, I'll just change that to Mr, someone obviously didn't check. Anyway, that night I met some lads at the Whiskey Bar in Amsterdam. They worked for an ISP which turned out to be the same one as the guy I was speaking to earlier. And I tell them, "oh I spoke to a Scottish guy today who works in that team." And its then I find out that Lesley does actually consider himself as a Ms. He would pitch up at work, long hair, high heels, total women. He was waiting to get his op apparently.
Its not only the IT world that attracts weirdos, but you sure do meet some interesting characters. A guy worked for me in Amsterdam on a contract. He was mainly remote so the first time he came into town I met him and took him for dinner. As I was about to bite into my chicken sate he told me his wife was previously in the Lufftwaffe and was a man. He promptly went on, with no shame what so ever, to tell me that he had always dated transexuals, and preferred the sex with them. And as far as a partner is concerned, he told me he was like a pig in shit. He was quite an interesting guy, his wife and him were in all sorts of clubs and what not...quite amazing what goes on out there. Each to their own, whatever flips yer switch and all that. I am still in touch with the guy, would always hire him again, he made me a lot of money as well. We are all just people at the end of the day.
Peace, DST
Its not only the IT world that attracts weirdos, but you sure do meet some interesting characters. A guy worked for me in Amsterdam on a contract. He was mainly remote so the first time he came into town I met him and took him for dinner. As I was about to bite into my chicken sate he told me his wife was previously in the Lufftwaffe and was a man. He promptly went on, with no shame what so ever, to tell me that he had always dated transexuals, and preferred the sex with them. And as far as a partner is concerned, he told me he was like a pig in shit. He was quite an interesting guy, his wife and him were in all sorts of clubs and what not...quite amazing what goes on out there. Each to their own, whatever flips yer switch and all that. I am still in touch with the guy, would always hire him again, he made me a lot of money as well. We are all just people at the end of the day.
Peace, DST
Dr.Amber Trichome
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right on DST, ahhahahha,,,, cool stories.. I also have met several very beautiful transexuals.. 2 are Doctors just like me. lol.
One of the doc's told me a funny story about her sex change.
She got it done in Canada.. or i should say he.. got it chopped off in Canada. She/he lived in the USA, so upon crossing the border the border patrol asked if she/he left anything behind.,..... yeah my dick, you loser.... LMFAO
hahaha ... ya know its always the adams apple or wrists that gives it away.. hahah
I would have loved to have seen your expression with eating that chicken sate when the dude told you his wife was in the Luffwaffe and was a man. Luckily you were eating and not taking a sip to drink.. hahahahah awesome stories m8.. peace out
One of the doc's told me a funny story about her sex change.
She got it done in Canada.. or i should say he.. got it chopped off in Canada. She/he lived in the USA, so upon crossing the border the border patrol asked if she/he left anything behind.,..... yeah my dick, you loser.... LMFAO
hahaha ... ya know its always the adams apple or wrists that gives it away.. hahah
I would have loved to have seen your expression with eating that chicken sate when the dude told you his wife was in the Luffwaffe and was a man. Luckily you were eating and not taking a sip to drink.. hahahahah awesome stories m8.. peace out
las fingerez
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my my doctor what hairy hands you have....
bushybush
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BUAHAHAHAHABABABAUAUAAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh dear Jesus. Wow DST. Tears man, tears. This has got to be the most dynamic and ever-changing thread ever. Ok, trannies....aaaaaaannnnd GO!
I have these friends that are uber-super-neo-hippies and literally spend alllllll year prepping for burning man. They invited me to a party to help construct and paint the "TV Monster" ( 15 foot thing made from a LOT of TV's all playing different shit ). After much drinking and smoking, I go into the house to get a beer (IPA MMMMMMM) by myself. As I'm digging about in the fridge, I can sense a large presence looming over me. 6 feet 4 inches of tall muscular black man. Wearing a blond wig, fake lashes, see-through mesh shirt, mini-skirt, garter belt, fish nets, and some VERY tall clear stripper shoes. I could really care less what anyone wants to do in their life. Whatever makes you happy. BUT..... I'm not gonna lie, I probably looked slightly alarmed/confused when I looked up from the fridge. He/She took this as a sign of disrespect, punched me in the shoulder and said "Hey, you should really lighten up BRO!" and then shimmied off and hung out with a group of hippie chicks all night while I wondered what the Hell just happened. My tranny experience.
I have these friends that are uber-super-neo-hippies and literally spend alllllll year prepping for burning man. They invited me to a party to help construct and paint the "TV Monster" ( 15 foot thing made from a LOT of TV's all playing different shit ). After much drinking and smoking, I go into the house to get a beer (IPA MMMMMMM) by myself. As I'm digging about in the fridge, I can sense a large presence looming over me. 6 feet 4 inches of tall muscular black man. Wearing a blond wig, fake lashes, see-through mesh shirt, mini-skirt, garter belt, fish nets, and some VERY tall clear stripper shoes. I could really care less what anyone wants to do in their life. Whatever makes you happy. BUT..... I'm not gonna lie, I probably looked slightly alarmed/confused when I looked up from the fridge. He/She took this as a sign of disrespect, punched me in the shoulder and said "Hey, you should really lighten up BRO!" and then shimmied off and hung out with a group of hippie chicks all night while I wondered what the Hell just happened. My tranny experience.
las fingerez
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i was down the west end (london) and from down the road we saw a girl dressed up etc looking ok from behind. my mate and me was like yeah lets have a look at this then ready to wolf whistle and when we went past it was a full blown tranny hahaha. not quite as good as urs bushy bro but thats my tranny experience hahaha
Dr.Amber Trichome
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arent they sexy.. they get even more hairy on a full moon. lol.. im just full of surprises! lol, yup Ive got the whole package...hahah,
hahahahahahah, thats fucked, nightmares to the day no doubt!!!!!!!!
My very first tranny meet was at an art show years ago.. my friend was all excited for me to meet this someone special, her friend.. ok.. so we go over to this person looking at a painting and she/he turns around. FUCK!!!!!!!! this dude has not shaven and was sporting a really really tight low cut shirt showing his Big Breasts and immense CLEAVAGE!!!!! i was horrified!!!! what to do..???? the introductions were made and an abbreviated conversation followed due to my shock. Those breasts were REAL!!!!! no doubt.. oh did i mention this was in Berekeley , California.. ahahahahah i was soooo naive back then... it wouldnt phase me today. Nice guy..lmfao
Bushy that is fuckin funny you have friends prepping for Burning Man all year.. ive heard about that thing, Ever go?
Illumination
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fucking love burning man
...haven't been since 2001
Namaste'
...haven't been since 2001Namaste'
bushybush
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Oh my GOOD GOD! Damn you all! I'm trying to get work done but can't because you fuckers make me laugh too hard! Poor Las, that's false advertising right there! Especially if you've been drinking! AMBER!!! Hairy, stinky, sweaty man cannons? WHOA! It would be hard to stand and admire a painting's "linear perspective" with a hairy-tittied man-girl. But I'm sure he was a very nice fellow. HA
I HAVE NOT gone to ANY of the MANY MANY MANY camping-raving-warehouse-desert-glow-stick-DMT-spirit-guide-workshop-fire-dancing-moontribe-rainbow-galaxy gatherings they frequent. Hey, sounds fun, I like DMT just as much as the next guy BUT.....I haven't gone because I'm scared. Scared I'm going to become ONE OF THEM! Every damn one of my friends that have gone turn into full blown hippy raver weirdos who won't shut up about how "you just don't understand the feeling of one-ness and unity like me and........BLAH BLAH BLAH....." I have one friend I've known since we were 10. He is just......words can't describe......anyway, after SEVERAL incidents in my home, I made a list of 10 rules he would have to abide by if he were to come over.
#1 on the list-------STOP SCARING AWAY CHICKS BY TALKING ABOUT BURNING MAN! (think 40-year old virgin meets Tommy Chong) Holy Fuck.
I HAVE NOT gone to ANY of the MANY MANY MANY camping-raving-warehouse-desert-glow-stick-DMT-spirit-guide-workshop-fire-dancing-moontribe-rainbow-galaxy gatherings they frequent. Hey, sounds fun, I like DMT just as much as the next guy BUT.....I haven't gone because I'm scared. Scared I'm going to become ONE OF THEM! Every damn one of my friends that have gone turn into full blown hippy raver weirdos who won't shut up about how "you just don't understand the feeling of one-ness and unity like me and........BLAH BLAH BLAH....." I have one friend I've known since we were 10. He is just......words can't describe......anyway, after SEVERAL incidents in my home, I made a list of 10 rules he would have to abide by if he were to come over.
#1 on the list-------STOP SCARING AWAY CHICKS BY TALKING ABOUT BURNING MAN! (think 40-year old virgin meets Tommy Chong) Holy Fuck.
Illumination
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Well it is awesome and I am really a hippy now and I do love most enthogens but I do have other interests...but it is something to behold and be a part of...and yes it changes you permanently
bushybush
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I guess what I'm trying to say, is that I'm afraid I'll like it TOO much and start insisting everyone really calls me Bushybush 
A buddy of mine used to be a real hotheaded guy that was ALWAYS in trouble for doing the DUMBEST shit. Bic'ed head, very neatly dressed (usually stolen), anyway, he went to burning man about 5 years ago and every year ever since. He is now a vegan, wears Tie-Dye, usually no shoes, has hair almost to his ass, a ZZ Top beard and his nickname is "Owl Pellet". Must be some powerful stuff!
I'm sure I'll go in the next few years.
Lumi, 2C-b, 2C-i, 2C-e and 2C-T2....had those.. Whoa.
A buddy of mine used to be a real hotheaded guy that was ALWAYS in trouble for doing the DUMBEST shit. Bic'ed head, very neatly dressed (usually stolen), anyway, he went to burning man about 5 years ago and every year ever since. He is now a vegan, wears Tie-Dye, usually no shoes, has hair almost to his ass, a ZZ Top beard and his nickname is "Owl Pellet". Must be some powerful stuff!
I'm sure I'll go in the next few years.
Lumi, 2C-b, 2C-i, 2C-e and 2C-T2....had those.
. Whoa.
Howard Stern
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Fucking doc! I just wrote you a nice ass PM and your fucking box was full! Now you wont get my PM! So you live with that and empty your God damn inbox! 
Oh and it took me a lil while to write it too!
Oh and it took me a lil while to write it too!Illumination
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dpt? stp? dob? had dob 3 weeks ago and again next week...really love it ...mimosa root on the way ....san pedro in my yard.....I live love my friend...I guess what I'm trying to say, is that I'm afraid I'll like it TOO much and start insisting everyone really calls me Bushybush
A buddy of mine used to be a real hotheaded guy that was ALWAYS in trouble for doing the DUMBEST shit. Bic'ed head, very neatly dressed (usually stolen), anyway, he went to burning man about 5 years ago and every year ever since. He is now a vegan, wears Tie-Dye, usually no shoes, has hair almost to his ass, a ZZ Top beard and his nickname is "Owl Pellet". Must be some powerful stuff!
I'm sure I'll go in the next few years.
Lumi, 2C-b, 2C-i, 2C-e and 2C-T2....had those.
Namaste'
DST
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I stay clear of things that alter my mind too much (it doesn't need much to alter it these days), my last experience tripping as it were was after a rather heavy club night involving many different Class A's, finished off with a drive to an after party coming up on a Purple Ohm (over 15 years ago) If anyone has been to Edinburgh you will know that it still has some cobbled streets, well if you ever trip and drive a car on cobbled streets, ITS LIKE ICE SKATING!!! great fun when you don't give a rat ass. We got to the after party, hit the kitchen and proceeded to do Oil Hot knives whilst tripping out of our heads. I think it may have been the oil, but when I looked down there was a cartoon image of my heart bumping out of my chest like I was Mickey Mouse who had just stumbled into Minnie get dressed for the day! I vowed I never wanted to see my heart in cartoon form again so dropped the hallucinogens. What the hell is Lumi, 2C-B, 2C-e....are these new cars that Citreon have brought out? lol.
DST
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A must for IPA lovers....one of my faves http://www.flyingdogales.com/Beer-Specialty-Doublepale.aspx
WOWgrow
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I literally bust a nut laughing, so funny bro. I feel a bit gutted I've never had the pleasure of such a being?!
On the whole hallucinogens thing, they say some peoples minds aren't fit for them and that's definitely me, had a pretty horrible experience on 2C-B and a horrendous experience on salvia (every time I've done it, about 5). I'm quite happy drinking when I'm out, smoking when Im in, and some molly when there's a big party going down.
Don Gin and Ton
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this thread is so full of funny! great tales guys! ive gone to a few hippyfests all psytranced out dressed as a UV painted indian it was a great laugh but i knew deep down in my heart im just not a hippy. the ethos is great but fucksakes they need a bath for the most part. I ended up doing some elephant strength ketamine and losing the plot big time. its always worse being in a foriegn country blitzed out your mind. no one understands geordies anywya let alone in a foriegn land out your nut.
thankfully never got caught out with a tranny but had a moment watching the ladyboys of bankok with me mate, he turned and says is it wrong ive got a stiffy.... errr probably... with yer missus sat next to us....
thankfully never got caught out with a tranny but had a moment watching the ladyboys of bankok with me mate, he turned and says is it wrong ive got a stiffy.... errr probably... with yer missus sat next to us....
DST
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ahahaha brilliant, nae shame man, nae shame at all.