I would have dressed up in my girlfriend's bra and panties but be polite ya know, then put a bunch of creepy crap around the door like couple dildos, maybe a blow up doll , and like all the vaseline you can muster out of the medicine cabinet and cover yourself with it while hes working on the line. Casually walk by and speak with a fruity lisp and say something like, "Im going to my special room to unwind for awhile, please leave the bill on the table lol , and if you want a reallllly special tip, then come down and just knock on the door chislechest". Gross? yeah but I promise any stories he has to tell anyone about his visit at your house will have nothing to do with marijuana.
P.S. Be advised to use judgement in this method, cause hell he may just knock.
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