Guys: Pee Standing or Sitting Down?

Pee standing or sitting down?

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PappaBear

PappaBear

New Member
Kind a strange question, but I have been told more and more by other men that they pee sitting down. I stand tall and proud while I go, its hard to do it sitting. How do yalls guys dicks not go into the water or touch the bowl? I have to twist my dick like a balloon animal and only let the tip stick out to take a shit.

I would ask people I know, but im not really wanting dick info from friends. Any ways.. Do you sit or stand, why, and was this a personal decision or forced?
 
Justin00

Justin00

Active Member
only time i would sit is if its super early in the morning and im still mostly asleep or if im terribly intoxicated and fear my aim might be misguided or also intoxicated need some recovery time from the effort exerted to reach the bathroom.
 
lozac123

lozac123

Well-Known Member
your dick touches the water? how far is the water from the seat??? mines about a foot!
either way, i piss standing up.
 
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carnage11

Active Member
Only time I sit to pee is if I'm already in the process of taking a shit. Otherwise I always stand. And yes, dick dangling in the toilet water or rubbing on the side of the bowl is gross. Sometimes it feels good to flush the toilet while your dick is dangling in the water. It's like....a whirlpool on your balls.
 
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xKuroiTaimax

Well-Known Member
Whirlpool on your balls... ROFL

I kinda wish girls could pee standing up sometimes. I suppose that's why they have those plastic She-Wee things that's kinda like a funnel.

I've always wondered though, don't you guys feel weird whipping it out in front of other people? For some reason guys seem to have no problem getting changed in front of eachother, peeing in front of eachother or being in a steamroom. However at any other point it's really 'not cool'. I have a friend who is just repulsed by the sight of anyone's dick other than his own, but he doesn't mind being watched so much. He even goes with me still in the room 0_o

But alot of guys admit they get 'stagefright' at a public bathroom, and if they can't go, it really hurts.

I would assume the sit/stand thing could be decided either by force of habit from childhood or by some memorable and.or uncomfortable trial and error... much like some people learn to choose which direction to wipe XP
 
bryon209

bryon209

Active Member
My dads wife makes him sit down to pee because she was tired of him pissing all over the place, I told my dad he was a fag and I asked him if his boyfriend knew he was gay.
 
april

april

Pickle Queen
Men have it so easy, peeing on your shoes when your drunk sucks, and smells ( i'm just gonna write "smiley face" here)
standing is not an option
 
lambofgod

lambofgod

Well-Known Member
wiseguy316 said:
only kyle orton sits while he pee's!
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hahah. I'd bet 75% of bears fans would say you could have Cutler back if you wanted him.

piss standing up....unless taking a dump.

I had stage fright in Atlanta airport on 9/11. Was stuck there on shut down for 5 hours....couldnt squeeze a drop. Hasnt happened since, still dont know why it was like that in the first place. Maybe I was afraid The terrorists would hit the airport next?
 
Pipe Dream

Pipe Dream

Well-Known Member
xKuroiTaimax said:
Whirlpool on your balls... ROFL

I kinda wish girls could pee standing up sometimes. I suppose that's why they have those plastic She-Wee things that's kinda like a funnel.

I've always wondered though, don't you guys feel weird whipping it out in front of other people? For some reason guys seem to have no problem getting changed in front of eachother, peeing in front of eachother or being in a steamroom. However at any other point it's really 'not cool'. I have a friend who is just repulsed by the sight of anyone's dick other than his own, but he doesn't mind being watched so much. He even goes with me still in the room 0_o

But alot of guys admit they get 'stagefright' at a public bathroom, and if they can't go, it really hurts.

I would assume the sit/stand thing could be decided either by force of habit from childhood or by some memorable and.or uncomfortable trial and error... much like some people learn to choose which direction to wipe XP
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I can honestly say I am never in a position where I whip my dick out in front of another dude. Sure I piss in public bathrooms but generally there is little seperations anyways. If someone else was looking at my shlong while I was taking a leak, I wouldn't even know because it's eyes straight ahead. Gotta make sure you don't catch splash back or dribble on your pants, that would be embarrassing. Obviously, I see them in porns and it doesn't really bother me. Some guys do just have weird looking penises or especially balls but I mean, I am prretty focused on the woman in the video.

And when I sit on the toilet to crap, I just use my finger to tuck it inbetween my legs before I sit....it's not that hard, unless it is then good luck.

Pretty much my preshit ritual right here...:lol:
[video=youtube;-LLptW-BijM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LLptW-BijM[/video]
 
medicalmaryjane

medicalmaryjane

Well-Known Member
if i could pee standing i would. sometimes my bf sits and i am like WTF? it's like he's too lazy to stand or soomething. maybe he's contemplating takimgn a dump...

LOL, i am the only one who put sit in the poll
 
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