Urca
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i have to try this
What's Your Phobia?
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rowlman
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I have a phobia of prison...I have nightmares of the cops finding me and locking me up...I haven't done anything wrong, but in my dreams it's so real...like they find my DNA at a murder seen or something...fuckin nightmares are a bitch...so real though, it gave me a phobia
Winter Woman
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LOL, my imagination is going wild with that.
ganjames
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Hahah I just meant when I'm sitting on the toilet. When I sit to take my shits, it doesn't always all flow out at once and then I'm done
Its a process ya know?
high|hgih
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Fuckin spiders and fuckin snakes man... I cant tell you how much of a pussy I am about that stuff. Ill kill one if I have to in front of a girl or something, but if I'm by myself and baked/or TRIPPING. the shit haunts the bathroom and I don't wanna fuckin go in there! EVER I feel like I pissed them off and they are trying to plan shit and bite me when I am most vulnerable.. I would if I was a spider..
ganjames
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Yup, I can man up and handle that kind of shit with a female around but when I'm alone I turn into a little bitch when it comes to spiders and centipedes.
olylifter420
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euthanatos93420
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Spiders send my nerves on fire but in truth, don't bother me. It's BEES that fucking give me the willies. Fucked up thing is that I LOVE bees. They're like the insect equivalent of Cannabis' perfection.
As for cops @rowlman that shit disturbs me too but not because of my dreams. In my dreams I chase them.
dam612
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im fine with creepy crawlies, reptiles and heights, but nothing freaks me out more than the deep blue sea. not like water or a swimming pool, the ocean. just the idea of floating around the ocean, being in that different element makes me feel real vulnerable. and have you seen some of those things they drag outta the depths?? i mistake seaweed and kelp for sharks and jellyfish all the time.
euthanatos93420
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No, i've never really been to the ocean so I couldn't say but if I had a phobia of the ocean I would throw it on the deck and say fuck you as a salute to Pirates everywhere & everywhen.
Tenner
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I don`t really have any! Maybe hitting my nutsack and bursting it hahaahha
I don`t like insects I had a 10cm centipede go up my trousers and bite me on the thigh when I was young Still remember it, "mommy I can feel cold water running up my leg" followed by a scream lol I was a right little shit though, cut it into many pieces with wire cutters and flushed it down the toilet, then got really emotional about how I disturbed it and it was trying to save its babies
Whats the definition of a phobia, I can overcome all of them unless I`m just living my usual comfortable life which should be true for everyone else. See them for what they really are, illogical! Put a blunt nose viper or massive centipede in my house and the main summary is snake=dead, me=hospital so I don`t give a fuck
And scared of death? Go suicidal for some time and its not a big deal after
I don`t like insects I had a 10cm centipede go up my trousers and bite me on the thigh when I was young
Still remember it, "mommy I can feel cold water running up my leg" followed by a scream lol I was a right little shit though, cut it into many pieces with wire cutters and flushed it down the toilet, then got really emotional about how I disturbed it and it was trying to save its babies Whats the definition of a phobia, I can overcome all of them unless I`m just living my usual comfortable life which should be true for everyone else. See them for what they really are, illogical! Put a blunt nose viper or massive centipede in my house and the main summary is snake=dead, me=hospital so I don`t give a fuck
And scared of death? Go suicidal for some time and its not a big deal after
Pipe Dream
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I don't like bugs especially cockroaches. The thought of touching one or crawling on me makes me cringe. I'm not really afraid of swimming pools but I am fearful of swamps and oceans. Being lost at sea or attacked by a creature in water would be a fightening experience to say the least.
Herecomestheganjabass
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like i saw on the animal channal on one of the fishing shows.....i have a phobia of a fish swimming into my dick....
olylifter420
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thats cool dude, as long as you are not 6'4 300lbs then you would be a pussy, lol!!!! In my biology class we were doing some microscope views of different arachnids and this guy just screamed out like a girl!!!!! "i am so scared of spiders sir," he said, and i all i did was laugh!!
Jeffdt1966
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claustrophobia for me...I'd rather fight 3 men and eat a bugger after rather than get shut in a closet or have to crawl into a tight space ... gives me the willies just talking about it .................
ShadyStoner
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I am afraid of the police
Tenner
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Yeah I used to look at loads of creepie stuff under my microscope, steal spider babies and look at them
Also big fuckers with spines on their legs, I used to go around saying how I realised the spines were thinner on the root to break off and stay inside of you with everyone around me thinking I`m fucking bonkers I know what you mean about someone freaking out, I bought this 45x pocket microscope to look at mushroom spores xD There were ants on my table and I handed it to a girl saying "Hey this is so cool check it out" she took one look screamed and lost all control saying they are so big and move so quick under the lens
I laughed too buddy 
euthanatos93420
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tbh, that's not a phobia because a phobia is an IRrational fear.