thump easy
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okay so i have my friends sex incedent he goes to collage n he is just way to funny yes he is an intellecual but i have my own so?
Tell Me The Most Funniest Sex Incident You Ever Had And I'll Tell You Mine?
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DSB65
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Dont know if this is funny or gross...i was fuckin this girl in the butt and i pulled out for a minute and there was this little turd on the head of my dick..well i just thumped it off and it stuck to the wall then went back to fuckin..always wondered what she thought when she found a turd on the wall...
DSB65
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yes but it was some good ass...
cannabis420420
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i am subscribed in for this thread
thump easy
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So my friend goes up north a lil over wieght loves to read has a crazzie GPA.. anyways so me and my asian friend he is premed we are the wierdest groop in public imean im hispanic yet people say im a white sican n well jason who is white with big glasses good guy he probly gona read this i changed the names n tonie who is asian, so we are always talking sex n he hears us all the tym he hasnt got non in a few months years i dont know but he is your average president of collage n e ways so he has this computer date n he goes to c her..... well his vocabulary is crazzy half the tym i dont understand what he is tell ing me.... HOW DO I KNOW HIM well the weed breaks down bariers of all kinds... so he takes the train to san fransisco... n he sees his computer date.... she likes him and after two days they end up in the room together after a few intelecual conversations hahaha.. my friend gets a call toni n tells me ur not gona believe what jason did i say what? he finaly got some n he calls to tell me he fucked it up.... IM like how he get into it with her he puts it in her she digin it mind u my friend looks like the guy from SUPPER BAD THE HEAVEY GUY but with glasses and percenality of mclovin..... so he tell me that he calls all hurt.... i ask Y... toni tells me that in the love maken he thinks it would be apropriate to talk dirty to her... n so i say YA.... Well toni tells me that jason desided to tell he while having sex... YOU DIRTY HORE!!!!! U FUCKEN COME RESEPTICAL!!!!!!!! YOU COME SUCKEN FITHY HORE!!!!! at this tym i drop the phone n cant stop laughn.... he is laughn to i ask what happend she slaped him kicked him off n got her close n left n the funny part is he doesnt know Y......... ow man thats to funny i gues u have to c a picture of him to laugh he is a great guy i love him like a brother but i dont think thats his department..
Urca
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hahaha this made me giggle.
thump easy
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man ill tell u mine tommorow my girl will be very mad if she reads it..... but it will make u laugh im shure.
incognito5320
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That's sum funny SHIT!
Dizzle Frost
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i thought i broke my dick one time....i was banging this waitress in this lil room at the bar i worked at..and in the heat of the moment i rammed her between the snackbar and the shithouse...instant pain!
my dick recovered and wasnt broken
my dick recovered and wasnt broken
DSB65
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that hurts to even think about...
Tenner
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I know a pilates instructor chick who broke her guys dick
Called her mom in the middle of the night saying "mom I think I broke his knob!". It was fine though thank god A&E
Dizzle Frost
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yea it always seems worse at the time lol...dicks are tuff!
Urca
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ok ill tell one of my brother's stories... he was kissing this girl on his bed, and my dad wasnt home, and his best friend was in their living room. well anyway my brother fingers her and right after she came her mom called and said that she had to go home. so she gets up and leaves... well my brother out of curiousity decided to sniff his finger... and gagged. she smelled like bad vinegar... and to top it off she was chunky too (he only gave her a chance cause he knows im big and decided to be nice), and just wasnt attractive i guess. so he goes into the living room and has his best friend smell his fingers, his friend gags too and they just laugh about it and talk shit etc... well the next week his best friend was so hard up for any pussy he went and fucked the girl with the stank pussy. and he knew her cooch smelled bad.
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lol I got thrown out the club last week for getting head.Just me,not the dirty ass bitch who was sucking my dick.
I got to nut all in her mouth an on her face though,the best part is I find out my friend started kissing all over this bitch when I left.She is at his house right now lol.
I still dont think he knows,Im actually thinking about going over there and getting round 2.
I got to nut all in her mouth an on her face though,the best part is I find out my friend started kissing all over this bitch when I left.She is at his house right now lol.
I still dont think he knows,Im actually thinking about going over there and getting round 2.
shmow52
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haha, my friend just finished fingering this chick, and walks up to my friend like nothing just happened and starts eating his bag of popcorn. When he was done, he was like, dude.... smell my finger. thizz face for a second. blank confused look, and then light bulb lol. shit was so funny. guy was gaging for 5 minutes. hahaha
DSB65
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My wife was giving me head and i just painted her face pretty good and her 15 year old daughter walked in and seen her moms face..the little bitch went ape shit on me.then picked one of them big candles and hit me in the head with it...damn near knocked me out..needless to say i got a better lock for the door the next day...