Tell Me The Most Funniest Sex Incident You Ever Had And I'll Tell You Mine?

Urca

Urca

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nah too many people from my school died. or got pregnant. but my school was hella dope, im really proud to have gone there, despite what people may say. best four years of my life. and people were always doing some crazy shit. my middle school we had a mini riot, a huge rumble, and a girl got fucked on the p.e. field
 
shmow52

shmow52

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Urca said:
nah too many people from my school died. or got pregnant. but my school was hella dope, im really proud to have gone there, despite what people may say. best four years of my life. and people were always doing some crazy shit. my middle school we had a mini riot, a huge rumble, and a girl got fucked on the p.e. field
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where'd you grow up? lol. mexico?
 
DSB65

DSB65

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urca said:
nah too many people from my school died. Or got pregnant. But my school was hella dope, im really proud to have gone there, despite what people may say. Best four years of my life. And people were always doing some crazy shit. My middle school we had a mini riot, a huge rumble, and a girl got fucked on the p.e. Field
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yes a crazy ass school..so how cum your still a virgin????????
 
Urca

Urca

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haha nope, just in central CA. like not trying to give away where i live, but yeah, highest forclosure rate in the country. its crazy out here, but nothing too bad... except for about two weeks ago, 7 kids my age died in one week
 
ganjames

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This one time in junior high I took a liking to this girl and we talked for a few days and kissed each other at school and shit. Then like 4 days later I starting talking to this other girl and ended up kissing her at school and started walking to class with her. I remember the chick I was with first was walking behind me and the new chick so she called my name and I straight up blew her off.

I still feel bad about it to this day..

To all the women out there that I've made fall in love with me and then blew them off.. I'm very sorry lol
 
Dizzle Frost

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ganjames said:
This one time in junior high I took a liking to this girl and we talked for a few days and kissed each other at school and shit. Then like 4 days later I starting talking to this other girl and ended up kissing her at school and started walking to class with her. I remember the chick I was with first was walking behind me and the new chick so she called my name and I straight up blew her off.

I still feel bad about it to this day..

To all the women out there that I've made fall in love with me and then blew them off.. I'm very sorry lol
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props dude!

i always wanted to go and apologize to every girl i ruined when i was younger to
 
DSB65

DSB65

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ganjames said:
this one time in junior high i took a liking to this girl and we talked for a few days and kissed each other at school and shit. Then like 4 days later i starting talking to this other girl and ended up kissing her at school and started walking to class with her. I remember the chick i was with first was walking behind me and the new chick so she called my name and i straight up blew her off.

I still feel bad about it to this day..

To all the women out there that i've made fall in love with me and then blew them off.. I'm very sorry lol
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do you feel better now that you got that off your chest..i almost got all teary eyed...
 
Urca

Urca

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and it wasnt crazy all the time. mostly pretty calm, just had big instances of crazy, a good majority of the craziest shit happened outside of school, but yeah. just 95% calm then bam something huge would happen... lots of little stuff but nothing major for a while. lots of fights though
 
ganjames

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Dizzle Frost said:
props dude!

i always wanted to go and apologize to every girl i ruined when i was younger to
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I have her number, and I have apologized to her.
She's a fucking dime too, too bad I fucked that up.

If I still lived in that state I would hit her up for drinks asap
 
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when I was young and living with my mom I would fuck girls in my trap house.I had a crackhead in there and this bitch was fucking bad and definitely didn't look like she smoked.So shes sucking my dick and I eventually bend her over and start hitting it from the back.Like 10 minutes go by and out of no where my mom and aunt walk in cause I just got out and my aunt wanted to see me,well my mom went fucking crazy and my aunt grabs this girl by her hair and starts whailing on her face.They jumped this poor girl so bad she had to get like 60 stitches in her mouth cause some of her teeth went through her lips and cheeks and the rest were on the floor.
I still remember some dumbass getting happy as shit cause he thought he found a rock on the ground.I was like thats that bitch vickys teeth you fucking dickhead lol.
 
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