My brother has a gf

Luger187

Luger187

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i think urca needs to find a guy that can eat her out good. i love making women shake violently lol
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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Keep it in your pants, boys... ;)

This thread got dirty real fast...So yeah, just start driving more often and pick up one of those License Test handbooks at the DMV, study up...You'll have a license in no time!
 
Luger187

Luger187

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a good way to learn the physics of cars movement is to go into a real big parking lot at night(when its empty) and just drive around. make a lot of turns and get a feel for what your speed should be for certain turns. do this like twice a week for a month and youll be a pro

edit: also, try reversing and doing some turns. thatll help with parallel parking n stuff. watch out for curbs and light poles!
 
puffenuff

puffenuff

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Real men only give oral on three occassions a year...her birthday, valentine's day, and our anniversaries.
 
codeine.420

codeine.420

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Oh i kinda felt the same but fuck it ITS WWIII OUT HERE WE HAVE TO GET THE MAGS AND MAN THAT 50 CAL ITS WAR! :) TO CONTROL THE OPIATE FEILDS and make $$$$ fuck relationships deep inside.
 
hgkdehs

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Urca said:
She's reasonably decent looking, and a year older than him. I talked to her on facebook since she and my bro live in Vegas, (not living together). They just got together a few weeks ago, and I found out yesterday. Its weird for me cause thats my twin brother. And we've always been the single ones, but now he has a gf. Ive never even had a bf! My sister has a boyfriend, my twin brother has a girlfriend... but im single. Makes me feel odd, like less of an adult, like some kinda freak compared to them... Makes me feel like im sixteen again. Not a good thing. And while Im happy for both my brother and sister, its really bumming me out.

My sister is 19, and me and my brother are 18... yet they are way ahead of me. Jobs, know how to drive, relationships... the only one up I have on them is that Im gonna be the only one in college come fall
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Are you secretly in love with your twin? My siblings dated before me but I didn't get jealous lol. Do I smell a drama queen?
 
beardo

beardo

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hgkdehs said:
Are you secretly in love with your twin? My siblings dated before me but I didn't get jealous lol. Do I smell a drama queen?
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I used to know someone when I was younger who was banging his step sister and would get all jealous and not want her hanging out with anyone.
 
medicalmaryjane

medicalmaryjane

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lol, i have al those things (except job lol - and trustme that's a good thing!) and sometimes i wish i was a kid again. i want no responsibility. a man is usually a hassle, they r selfish slobs.
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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medicalmaryjane said:
lol, i have al those things (except job lol - and trustme that's a good thing!) and sometimes i wish i was a kid again. i want no responsibility. a man is usually a hassle, they r selfish slobs.
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I would tend to agree with that...I'm a bit of an Ogre myself...luckily my girlfriend can disarm me with kisses!
 
olylifter420

olylifter420

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what makes you think this will work????



Luger187 said:
a good way to learn the physics of cars movement is to go into a real big parking lot at night(when its empty) and just drive around. make a lot of turns and get a feel for what your speed should be for certain turns. do this like twice a week for a month and youll be a pro

edit: also, try reversing and doing some turns. thatll help with parallel parking n stuff. watch out for curbs and light poles!
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DSB65

DSB65

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medicalmaryjane said:
lol, i have al those things (except job lol - and trustme that's a good thing!) and sometimes i wish i was a kid again. I want no responsibility. A man is usually a hassle, they r selfish slobs.
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stop all the man hating ...were not all bad...
 
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