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cranker

cranker

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Men are never supposed to shave their balls with anything other than a body hair trimmer. I read that in Maxim, which means it's damn near biblical.
 
napa23

napa23

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xKuroiTaimax said:
I've spent the night with some women who do that 0_o I roll them up neatly and put them in a laundry basket with a lid. Sometimes spray with pre treatment before putting them in. Thankyou for putting the seat down, falling in is scary 0______o
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Haha I just got the funniest mental picture. Thanks for that.
CR500ROOST said:
it sucks when it starts to grow back it itches lol
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It does! It's very uncomfortable and you don't just wanna go grabbing around down there when there are people around.
 
smhsmichael

smhsmichael

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Corso312 said:
the trick is ...after your lady has a baby..give the doc a c note to throw a few extra stitches in there
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xKuroiTaimax said:
Aw, you sweet soldier. Remember a girl can taste very different according to her diet and hormone levels, just like a guy. I've had some 'trying to ignore the taste' pussy and some 'Ooh, this is actually quite nice pussy from the same girl, just different times.

I do ballet, horse riding and yoga. I am Very Good with my pelvic floor muscles.
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Ive heard that chicks who ride horses have the tightest pussy
 
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r1tony

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How come they all scream "Ouch" or "Damn that's big" when I just put the tip of my penis in their pussy?
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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smhsmichael said:
Ive heard that chicks who ride horses have the tightest pussy
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It seems to be entirely true (well, a generalization obviously). I've been working with and riding horse for 6 years and I am very tight indeed.

R1Tony, I don't mean to say you're inadequate but did you spend enough time getting them in the mood? Guiding yourself in with your hand may help, in case things tend to rub, catch or bits and pieces get pinched on the way in.

There's also a chance she may have vulvar vestibulitis, a condition where the tissue and glands around the opening of her vagina become inflamed, often to the point of closing the vagina off nearly completely. Some say it's caused by hormone/ph imbalance and some say it has something to do with the individual's distribution of nerve endings down there. I hope you take the time to learn a woman when you want to have fun with her.
 
cranker

cranker

Legal Moderator, Esq.
xKuroiTaimax said:
It seems to be entirely true (well, a generalization obviously). I've been working with and riding horse for 6 years and I am very tight indeed.

R1Tony, I don't mean to say you're inadequate but did you spend enough time getting them in the mood? Guiding yourself in with your hand may help, in case things tend to rub, catch or bits and pieces get pinched on the way in.

There's also a chance she may have vulvar vestibulitis, a condition where the tissue and glands around the opening of her vagina become inflamed, often to the point of closing the vagina off nearly completely. Some say it's caused by hormone/ph imbalance and some say it has something to do with the individual's distribution of nerve endings down there. I how you take the time to learn a woman when you want to have fun with her.
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I've heard women say good things about riding a horse bareback lol
 
bicycleday

bicycleday

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Louis541 said:
Attention grabbing title. Check

Insecure little girls: Check

Horny desperate boys: Check

I thought this was a site for grownups.
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Sometimes its good to ditch the whole grown up thing, and just shoot the shit, grown up stuff can be so boring...

Having said that I could only manage 5 random pages

Hell half the crap in general growing is more immature than this thread, like man can I pee on my plants man because water and nutrients are just so expensive these days mannnnnn...

My contribution

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
Your pussy is tasty
And so are you
 
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r1tony

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xKuroiTaimax said:
It seems to be entirely true (well, a generalization obviously). I've been working with and riding horse for 6 years and I am very tight indeed.

R1Tony, I don't mean to say you're inadequate but did you spend enough time getting them in the mood? Guiding yourself in with your hand may help, in case things tend to rub, catch or bits and pieces get pinched on the way in.

There's also a chance she may have vulvar vestibulitis, a condition where the tissue and glands around the opening of her vagina become inflamed, often to the point of closing the vagina off nearly completely. Some say it's caused by hormone/ph imbalance and some say it has something to do with the individual's distribution of nerve endings down there. I how you take the time to learn a woman when you want to have fun with her.
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I will try that.. I usually just like to bull it in rough.
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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At least you're honest r1tony #^^#

Good luck with your girl. Taking it slow isn't just about you trying not to injure her. You'll drive her crazy with anticipation. THEN you can drive it home, sir.

I agree. I'm surprised by the utter retarded shit I find in The Grow Room and Introduce Yourself too. I've given up on helping some of them out and trying to word 'Are you seriously asking that?!!' so I don't sound like a complete bitch -_-;

Bicycleday, you're a Byron in the making X3

Cranker. I have ridden bareback many a time. It's fun to go fast.
 
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