AWW someones mommy did not teach them 2 bite their tongue and be polite, hmmm the irony
Sweet girls do not know how to please her man; sluts do. Now, make me a fucking sandwich.You guys complain when we behave or call us frigid.
Why watch so much porn when you don't respect women who act like porn stars, but you desire them more than a sweet girl who loves and cooks for you. Double standards...
Innuendo- how else are we to hold the wavering attention of the average adult male??!
Ur fingers just aren't thick enough yet eh muffin?
Welcome to the bizarre world of straight-male double standards. Also known as The Madonna-Whore Complex.You guys complain when we behave or call us frigid.
Why watch so much porn when you don't respect women who act like porn stars, but you desire them more than a sweet girl who loves and cooks for you. Double standards...
Innuendo- how else are we to hold the wavering attention of the average adult male??!
my car just got jacked off my driveway!
lol hidden innuendoOH SHIT!! Let us know what happened when you can.
Spit that sinker out too man, it'll give you lead poisoning.(smacks head) LOL, I'm exactly like the woman with the hook; you got me man.
REAL men eat lead for breakfastSpit that sinker out man too man, it'll give you lead poisoning.
FUCK you man!I MUST repeat....sexual-in-your-endo!
I change my mind from before,
I like a dirty girl!
Bend her over like a whore,
C'mon baby, let's take a whirl!
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