OP:
How does this guy get laid? I any woman good enough? Either they're too slutty or not slutty enough.
He says nice girls who cook and clean and love you can't please a man in bed.
But he's hating on the whores too. Or a nice girl who likes to flirt.
Listen, the reason you haven't found a nice girl who is a freak in the bed is because the only women you see, you bought.
Not my fault. Try being nice and maybe someone will come down, give you breakfast in bed and dessert in there too. I make damn good pancakes, but you're sure as hell not getting any.
Now... Kodank, would you like some waffles? I made apple jelly from scratch to go on top <3