I need to poop!
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Total Head
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when i need to poop i just go and get that shit done (ha).
jonblaze420
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smoke a menthol
rowlman
Well-Known Member
...that and a couple cups of coffee
Yeah well im stuck in traffic so don't feel like poopin out the window today. Last time ii tried that my ass got wind burned!
And a little bit of nose candy wont hurt either. (I don't do that shit but if ur real constipated it works wonders)
And I do smoke cigs so it sure doesn't helpp sitting in the car. Fuck menthols tho, shits nasty unless ur black or azn (no offense, im not racist)
And a little bit of nose candy wont hurt either. (I don't do that shit but if ur real constipated it works wonders)
And I do smoke cigs so it sure doesn't helpp sitting in the car. Fuck menthols tho, shits nasty unless ur black or azn (no offense, im not racist)
Bwpz
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Wind burnt while stuck in traffic?
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
At my age, i really need to learn to no longer trust a fart. Especially while driving. cn
I took a shit before I jumped in the shower, it was of nice consistency and I felt good about it. Then, 10 minutes after I got out of the shower, I felt the need to shit again. I'm not looking forward to this next shit, because usually when this happens it means the second shit is going to be, well, less than a nice consistency. I've actually been putting it off for a half-hour or so now. Then I came across this thread. I think it's time. Thanks for the reminder.
xKuroiTaimax
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Lol cigarettes make everyone want to poop. Hey, how are on RIU whilst driving? Stop off and use a restaurant/public restroom.
Right, traffic... If you're not on the freeway, turn off and do the above cheesecake x
Right, traffic... If you're not on the freeway, turn off and do the above cheesecake x
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
So true, so true about Number Two #2.
Keep that spare roll handy. cn
daniel cardenas
Active Member
lol, this stuff is funny
Hahaha the traffic was literally dead stop that's why I was able to on my phone. Now im waitin at the doc office.
Debating if I wanna use the docs bathroom or wait till I get home. It kinda went away now since I've been holding it..
Never thought this thread would actually keep going. Haha
Fireproof: that's hilarious.
Debating if I wanna use the docs bathroom or wait till I get home. It kinda went away now since I've been holding it..
Never thought this thread would actually keep going. Haha
Fireproof: that's hilarious.
PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1
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Shit man,,,Your at the doc's office?,,,,See if he will hook you up with a Fecal examination,,,??? You legit.,,,or just shit whereever there is a bathroom or not,,,I dropped turd's in nature before,,,and concrete,,,shit don't matter anyway,,,lol.
blazinkill504
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atleast you gave the steam a chance to leave before takin the second one. that woulda been hell
and canna that literally made me laugh out loud when i read your post hahahahaha
Hahaha yeah I should get my poop examined. Maybe he can tell me if I got a nutrient def, ph and ppm of it haha
have u guys seen the movie out cold?
Where they gotta take te drug test and the last stoner dude hands the doc a cup with a big turd in it?
Hahhaahha best movie ever
have u guys seen the movie out cold?
Where they gotta take te drug test and the last stoner dude hands the doc a cup with a big turd in it?
Hahhaahha best movie ever
medicalmaryjane
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just go if you have to go. its better than having an accident.
there's a hurricaine in southern ccalifornia?
there's a hurricaine in southern ccalifornia?