Basho is Bored (The Haiku Game)

[Metasynth]

I cannot sleep now
I guard my thread while you sleep
Others will join soon...

They'd be fools not to,
Fools or ignorant, your choice
We are enlightened

 

[tyler.durden]

Aim to please
I like the Haiku
Nice format



It's been some time now
I long for a mental spark
Days blend together

It is fresh
Bright light of my day
Standing tall!!

3-5-3, you say?
This is messing with my rules
5-7-5, please

 

[Metasynth]

3-5-3, you say?
This is messing with my rules
5-7-5, please

I play by MY rules
Though respect, I will cowtow
Your rule, iron fist!

 

[Metasynth]

Don't fade out on me
We've a lot more left to say!
Soon they will join us.....

 

[Hepheastus420]

3-5-3, you say?
This is messing with my rules
5-7-5, please

You bind us to rules.
We just wish to be set free.
Nah, just playing dude.

 

[tyler.durden]

One time, at band camp...
Stuck a flute in my pussy
It screamed out "MEOW!"

The pussy was poked
This is usually the goal
Hard cocks are the flute...

 

[Metasynth]

The pussy was poked
This is usually the goal
Hard cocks are the flute...

To put it bluntly
My words are plated in gold
You just shit on them...

 

[tyler.durden]

I play by MY rules
Though respect, I will cowtow
Your rule, iron fist!

My fist is iron!
From many strokes on my cock
My cock is iron...

 

[Metasynth]

My fist is iron!
Millions of strokes on my cock
My cock is iron...

IronCock, the porn
Starring Tyler Durden's cock
Don't you mean chicken?

 

[Hepheastus420]

Facing the mirror,
I see a very high guy.
Time to watch fight club, .

 

[Metasynth]

Facing the mirror,
I see a very high guy.
Time to watch fight club, .

Nice to see you, friend
Pull up a chair, show's starting
Well, never ending...

 

[tyler.durden]

You bind us to rules.
We just wish to be set free.
Nah, just playing dude.

Your freedom is gone
But through my disciplined thread
freedom will be yours...

 

[Hepheastus420]

Thread is very fun,
Very awesome idea.
Just a little hard.

 

[Metasynth]

Hard is for the birds
Words gush forth, can't hold them back
No, I kid, i kid

 

[tyler.durden]

IronCock, the porn
Starring Tyler Durden's cock
Don't you mean chicken?

Chickity China
My cock is like a drumstick
From Chinese Chicken...

 

[Metasynth]

Truth betrays us all
Informed decision to make
I choose to be blind...

 

[tyler.durden]

Thread is very fun,
Very awesome idea.
Just a little hard.

Are you getting hard?
This is understandable
My Thread is Epic...

 

[Hepheastus420]

Need to spread more rep.
I can not rep you Tyler,
So I only liked.

Now I'm just typing,
Can't come up with anything,
Pink Floyd is awesome.

 

[Metasynth]

Hollow, feels empty
Fill the absence with nothing
Encompassing all

 

[Hepheastus420]

Hard is for the birds
Words gush forth, can't hold them back
No, I kid, i kid

Ha, whatever dude.
Words are supposed to be free,
But I like challenge.