Back when I first met my wife, she lived about 45 mins. away and I still lived at home with my parents, I would mail her joints (sealed up in cellophane from a cigarette pack) in birthday cards. I did that about 5 or 6 different times. Maybe someone could do that for you?
should i pm you my address???
I have a story too. I was a teenager and I was working at a pet store taking care of the fish. This asian guy Lee came in that I knew from a different pet store I worked at previously. He would come in and buy saltwater live rock and they sold that shit by the pound. He would give me like $50 and take some rock and I'd just forget to ring him up. Well (about a year later) he came into the next pet store I worked at a couple days before x-mas eve. Gave me $150 and took a bunch of live rock. Cha Ching! I wanted to leave work early so bad to get some weed. I bought my first oz. of weed that day in 1996. <sighs>
what does that mean? I don't live in china ya know.. my internet works 24-7 ...promises promises
it's kinda hard to avoid you on the days you are allowed to be on the internet because you are all over this sub
my mrs doesn't work but i thought i was permitted to post in this thread geeez louise lighten up francis
You are an awesome wife!ehem..... i AM a wife who brings weed home from work, and i am glorious.
you are an awesome wife
oh dude, I thought you were bringin the heat...View attachment 1893874
doh who has the stalker now LOL
i say allowed because you said you had to leave RIU due to your situation, remember when you were leaving?
hey mello
heheheh don't i know it.... and you better be giving those balls of your'n a courtesy rinse (at least) before commanding your wife onto them.... especially if you're a back-to-front wiper.....
she likes it funky though!heheheh don't i know it.... and you better be giving those balls of your'n a courtesy rinse (at least) before commanding your wife onto them.... especially if you're a back-to-front wiper.....
No! Are you crazy?should i pm you my address???
sunnyboy, stickyfingers, i think we've been TRUMPED. when you find a girl who thinks you're so special even your dingleberries are sexy, THAT's happiness right there.
Now that's speaking from the heart. You ever consider getting a job for hallmark?sunnyboy, stickyfingers, i think we've been TRUMPED. when you find a girl who thinks you're so special even your dingleberries are sexy, THAT's happiness right there.
i don't think "your wife left 'cuz of your funky fromunda cheese? let's PARTAAAAY!!" would translate very well into a card.....
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hahahaaaaaai don't think "your wife left 'cuz of your funky fromunda cheese? Let's partaaaay!!" would translate very well into a card.....
*cocks shotgun*
eewwww ... cn
I thought you rack a shotgun.
