Finshaggy
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That was in a movie I feel like...
What if...
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rowlman
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I think they spoofed it in History of the World with Mel Brooks.
Shannon Alexander
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What if Finshaggy ever makes a kung fu movie..?
Shannon Alexander
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What if I stopped trolling RIU..?
What if I never stumbled upon smokinheavy79's Halloween thread about goat sacrifice..?
What if I didn't have such a warped mind..?
What if I never stumbled upon smokinheavy79's Halloween thread about goat sacrifice..?
What if I didn't have such a warped mind..?
dannyboy602
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I believe the French still do it this way.
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Finshaggy
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What if...I WILL for sure, as long as I don't die before/after I get a chance to do a weed/travel documentary
PeyoteReligion
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What if ^^this guy^^ stopped being a super creep to little girls on the Internet?What if I wasn't a goat and Kuroi wasn't a wolf..?
Filthy Phil
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What if people had two thumbs on each hand...like one below the pinkie with the same orientation as our present thumbs.
I know what if....it would probably bring a whole new element to jerking off....
I know what if....it would probably bring a whole new element to jerking off....
Filthy Phil
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And what if I rigged a speaker to my car horn that screamed "FUCK YOU!!" in Sam Kennisons voice?
That would rule...thats what
That would rule...thats what
Filthy Phil
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Would anyone here want a tail, like a monkeys tail, if it were a normal thing? Not like as a souvenire, but as a working tangible appendage? That also I think, would rule.
Finshaggy
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Hell yeah, I'd take a tail, in a fuckin heartbeat
Filthy Phil
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What if the socially normal confrontation between gangs was resolved with a dance off like in west side story.?
People.would be like ,"bro, you gotta get down here, me and the boys just got flash mobbed to fuck by those west-side frontin ass bitches! We need to hit em back where it hurts! Thats right- we gonna "thriller" these mother fuckers! Show em how we do it"
People.would be like ,"bro, you gotta get down here, me and the boys just got flash mobbed to fuck by those west-side frontin ass bitches! We need to hit em back where it hurts! Thats right- we gonna "thriller" these mother fuckers! Show em how we do it"
Filthy Phil
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Hell yeah, for real right? Id be ticklin ladies bums with it while they were on top....hahahaHell yeah, I'd take a tail, in a fuckin heartbeat
Finshaggy
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I would go watch
It would turn into Broadway #2, the airports would start charging more for those locations, eventually there would be a gate to get in them, and all the gangs could be funded by dance.
It would turn into a Broadway/Vegas mixture
Finshaggy
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I'd just go in public be like, "Did you lose this?" and when I had nothing in my hand, they'd be like "Lose what?" Then I would tap them on the shoulder with my tail, and use it to hand them whatever I stole from them with my tail, while I was talking
Filthy Phil
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Hell yeah...super smooth. All the ladies'd be wantin some of that monkey tail lovin. Be like "oooh filthy, your tails so long and tangible...and hairy. Makes me shiver!lI'd just go in public be like, "Did you lose this?" and when I had nothing in my hand, they'd be like "Lose what?" Then I would tap them on the shoulder with my tail, and use it to hand them whatever I stole from them with my tail, while I was talking