The UK Growers Thread!

mad dog bark

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morning all. thats wot weekends r for grifta haha but i have kids weekends so i wont b doing same. i was up at 6.
80 oz chedz?? thats alot work ent it. rewards will b amazing tho. need some space for all them ladies.
 

Don Gin and Ton

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second morning in a row my birds phone has gone off at 7am. not impressed. she can just go back to kip, that's me till the morrow now. wouldn't care normally but i had a skinful after the match yesterday.
 

UKHG

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Rofl ttt i nearly pissed myself readin that bru i work dam hard and more than any of you s might think im on price work anf before the recession i could easily clear a g in 5 days but as soon as it kicked in it dwindled to half of that atleast ! Last year i did 2 months without a break and towards the end of the first month i did really wonder why i was doin it but tbf i love my job and could nt give it up and we as a company need to hit targets to be successful in this trade so gettin out of bed to keep your job is the only way forward i could easily hang up my tools and just grow i could quite easily fill houses for organised crime and sum big boys but thats another story ! The only reason i grow is because i enjoy and love watchin them grow and feeling at 1 with them its like a place were i can go chill on me tod and av peace and it makes me feel a live ! You ve probley heard or do yourself talk to your plants and believe me i like nothin more than sittin in a middle of a room full to the brim of cheese and talkin to my ladies knowin they aint gonna talk back bit listen as i tell them they are amazin but could do with growing a little more haha!!

on that note morning all you bums fine sunday mornin it is no aches in this head lol!!
so chedz u sorting us lads out then or what? il send u sum kali mist for a trade if you want?
if i had 80-90 oz id sort all u lot out CUUUMMMOOOONNN be a nice guy :)
 

Don Gin and Ton

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Just keeping a low profile. Busy with work and other boring shite. Toon were utter gash first half, as usual the gaffer kicked them up the arse at half time. I love the toon but fuck me the knob ends that only turn up to cup games do my nut. Why boo your own players ffs.

Toon fans are mental.
 

UKHG

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FUUKIINN football full of gay over paid wankers with shit attitudes!

throw em in a cage with junior dos santos make a man outa the bitch ass mofos¬!
 

tip top toker

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Rofl ttt i nearly pissed myself readin that bru i work dam hard and more than any of you s might think im on price work anf before the recession i could easily clear a g in 5 days but as soon as it kicked in it dwindled to half of that atleast ! Last year i did 2 months without a break and towards the end of the first month i did really wonder why i was doin it but tbf i love my job and could nt give it up and we as a company need to hit targets to be successful in this trade so gettin out of bed to keep your job is the only way forward i could easily hang up my tools and just grow i could quite easily fill houses for organised crime and sum big boys but thats another story ! The only reason i grow is because i enjoy and love watchin them grow and feeling at 1 with them its like a place were i can go chill on me tod and av peace and it makes me feel a live ! You ve probley heard or do yourself talk to your plants and believe me i like nothin more than sittin in a middle of a room full to the brim of cheese and talkin to my ladies knowin they aint gonna talk back bit listen as i tell them they are amazin but could do with growing a little more haha!!

on that note morning all you bums fine sunday mornin it is no aches in this head lol!!
Haha, i had to give up on it in the end before i got too tired and went lala :D But yeah man, if i so wished, i could quit my job, and never have to wake up before 5pm again, and i'd still be eanring more than my legal income without even having to upgrade my grow :D Maybe all these growers talk about how complicated and consuming it is because they get so bored they just tinker and poke their grows. I like a full time job because without it i'd go batshit mad sitting around all day with nothing to do :D But no, i'#m afraid i've never gone as far as to talk to my plants, but hey, i won't even talk to babies :p I like growing for the fact that i like the idea that it is nature and that lot. Plus it tickles me to think that by breaking a law i am being morally and intellectually more superior than these 100k a year fat cats in parliament. Such a shame that i have to break the law to better the local neighbourhood :D

Morning folk
 

tip top toker

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I want city jsut because it's fun seeing fergie squirm. What would i know though, i know as much about football as i do about tending a flock of albatross. 2-1 city!
 

Mastergrow

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U seem pretty helpfull tip top, I've a few pics of a couple of grows I'd like to get on here, do u know if u can upload photos from an iPhone? Posted this Q a few times on other forums and got no replies m8
 

UKHG

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U seem pretty helpfull tip top, I've a few pics of a couple of grows I'd like to get on here, do u know if u can upload photos from an iPhone? Posted this Q a few times on other forums and got no replies m8
if its jailbroken ther is a image uploader!
otheriwse plug into pc and upload that way OR u can text me ur pics and il upload them for you :)
 

Mastergrow

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It's not jail broken m8, cheers for the offer but I think I'll try and get them on my laptop, I done my first grow about a year and a half ago and am just starting to flower my first scrogg attempt now, fuck what a difference a year makes, hoping to get pics up to see what u guys think
 

tip top toker

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I got really fed up of jumping from couch to computer plugging phone in and such. Just select the image and email it to yourself, takes like 5 seconds and you only have to lift a finger :)

What is the reasoning behind not being able to upload directly unless the phone is jailbroken UKRG?

I need to start finding some money, i want to buy myself a netbook. The new asus transformer pad is looking like quite a funky little device.
 

tip top toker

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You can save it to your computer from your email and then upload to the forum. It is exactly the same as copying it to your computer via a cable, just means i don't have to stand up and plug my phone in :D laaaaaaaaaaaazy :D
 

Mastergrow

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Aww rite, get ya now, was just hoping I could go on RIU on my iPhone and do it all from there, lol I must be lazier than u m8!!
 
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