TRUE Story - I ALMOST died from smoking weed

[0calli]

Why do i keep picturing dave chapelle whilst i read this quote lmfao

every time i get arrested for it the cops always ask me why i'm wearing lipstick...

And i say "lipstick?! This is pussy blood baby!"

 

[ganjames]

I just spit all my weed out my pipe cause of that lol everywheres in the keyboard fuk man thnx for that lol

It made me laugh too... now I'm cleaning pussy blood off the monitor.


and yeah I did steal it from dave chapelle. "chocolate? this is doo doo baby!"

 

[0calli]

Man im so glad i waited this time to press my pipe to my lips whilst reading your reply wudda been dejavuuuuuu

it made me laugh too... Now i'm cleaning pussy blood off the monitor.


And yeah i did steal it from dave chapelle. "chocolate? This is doo doo baby!"

 

[jonblaze420]

Cartman gave Butter a Hitler. It's when you stick your finger up your ass then smear it above their lip.

 

[ganjames]

Or the Boston surprise.

When you're fucking a chick from the back and when you're almost ready to nut you spit on her back, and when she turns around and is all like "wtf?!" you bust a huge load in her face and yell "SURPRISE!"

 

[jonblaze420]

That has another name doesn't it?

 

[ganjames]

Maybe but I always went with the Boston surprise.

 

[cannatricks]

...............wow.

 

[jonblaze420]

You'd have to actually make sure it doesn't sound like you're spitting to do that. Sounds like a master illusionary sleight of hand trick. If anyone's actually ever done that the way it's written they have some skill.

 

[ganjames]

no, the point is to spit loud so she's like "why the fuck would you..."

BAM! CUM SHOT TO THE FACE!

 

[0calli]

Evcer do a white dragon ??????

 

[ganjames]

which one is that lol

 

[0calli]

Get ya chick giving you a blow job then when ya about to blow ramm it down her throat and with the ramming u spunking and her chocking and coughing it up it will come straight from her nostrils like flames shooting out lol

 

[ganjames]

lmao

go to urban dictionary, look up strawberry shortcake... The first one is funny but the second definition had me rolling.

 

[ZenOne]

Examine ur buds next time...
what kinda person buys a bag and doesn't check it out...

 

[0calli]

HAHA THIS SHIT IS SO WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS LOL

1.	Strawberry Shortcake	6723 up, 3010 down
	The action in which the male ejaculates on his partner's face, and then the male punches his partner's nose, which causes blood to stream forth. The semen and blood fluids create a red and white image, just like the icing and filling of a strawberry shortcake. I just gave my girlfriend a strawberry shortcake. buy strawberry shortcake mugs & shirts by truflip609 Aug 8, 2005 share this add a video
	Strawberry Shortcake videos
2.	Strawberry Shortcake	3866 up, 1637 down
	A dessert consisting usually of a small yellow cake covered with strawberrys and icing. I had Strawberry Shortcake after dinner tonight. And then I fucked your mom.

 

[0calli]

Ones who like strwberry short cakes lol

examine ur buds next time...
What kinda person buys a bag and doesn't check it out...

 

[0calli]

Got some dessert to go get ready for supper ......... ill be back to check this totaly whacked out thread lol

 

[wheels619]

google donkey punch and look at the wiki def of it. lmao. check the pics.

 

[ganjames]

[video=youtube;TpR_B8D4saE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpR_B8D4saE&feature=relmfu[/video]