Has getting high ever caused you to make a stupid mistake and get hurt?

Total Head

Total Head

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i was 18, and we were at an amusement park stoned as hell and we were on one of those indoor scrambler-type spin rides.

the ride stopped, but because the seat thingys are 5 feet off the ground you had to wait for the ride guy to lower the stairs and let you off. the ride latch consisted of some holes that you put a pin through.

i unlatched the latch myself because i'm so cool, and i started playing with the latch holes. i distinctly remember my buddy telling me to chill out because it's not a pussy.
my buddy i was on the ride with (who is much taller than i) got sick of waiting for the ride guy and jumped off and said "hurry the fuck up". so i jumped off also.

i forgot to take my finger out of the hole first. it snapped and i was stuck with my arm in the air with a busted finger stuck in a latch hole. i spent the rest of the trip in the park's infirmary place while they took ages to find ice packs. they had no splinting materials or anything and they refused to let me on any more rides.

i did get a full refund though, and i did get to go on a few rides before it happened.
 
stonerman

stonerman

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I had a beard growing for about 11 months, nice and fluffy, and my joint went out, with just a few puffs left on it. I tried to re-light it while still in my mouth, And I think I lit everything except my joint lol. My beard was burnt pretty bad, and had to start all over. haha it was such a buzz kill. :bigjoint:
 
jammin screw

jammin screw

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i walked around the liquior store like 3 times not knowing what i was looking for to get a pint behind the counter funny shit
 
Pat the stoner

Pat the stoner

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I was working on a commercial construction project pouring a concrete high rise bldg. They sent me down to some lower floors to run safety cable and knock off any chunks of concrete that stuck out at the seams of where the forms met . After days of busting these nubs off with my hammer , my arms were really sore and tired . So anyway we got some killer skunk and I blazed a little too much ( I only smoked about 5-6 puffs ) but this shit was killer red eyed stuff . When striking the nub off at face height my hammer careened off the wall right into my face smashing my teeth out - actually broke 1 tooth in half and chipped another one pretty good . I was so embarrased I never told anyone about it . Went to a dentist after work and he pulled the 1 tooth out and ground down the other 1 . Quit smoking at work for a while . A couple of guys went around throwing trash out of the building , boards plywood and concrete rubble the same day after smoking the same weed and threw a bunch of shit off onto the foremans nephew 8 stories below nearly killing him . It didn't make me feel less stupid . The whole job was stoned off that weed one of the iron workers girlfriend brought us .. So no one made a stink about the being stoned , but we all were including the nephew who all the stuff landed on .
 
bowlfullofbliss

bowlfullofbliss

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I was using a utility knife to cut a bucket after smoking, and managed to stab myself as deep as the blade would go. That hurt a bit...couple of stiches for that one.

I also watched another guy chop off 4 fingertips on an unguarded press in a steel factory on 3rd shift. Just after lunch, and he always smoked down out in his car. Never saw him again. Lot of blood.......
 
Steve French

Steve French

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Had this lung going this one time, and I was already pretty ripped. Of course, a lung setup consists of a bowl, the lung, and the lighter. I could not in my high state figure out which to put in which hand, also didn't really give a fuck. So I throw the bowl over to my left hand, and have the lung and lighter both in my right hand. Went to go take the hoot, ended up sticking the still very hot lighter to my face, and caused this terrible lighter top shaped burn. I was quite stoned, so at least it didn't hurt too much.

This other time I was smoking with a few of my friends out by the one guys shed. I was also pretty ripped on this occasion. I took hold of the bong, drew in a fair bit of smoke, then took the bowl out. At this point I realised that I forgot about the handle on the bowl, and grabbed the part that was quite terribly warm. The pain in my fingers started immediately, but I was quite unsure what to do. After all I had a hit there. I didn't want to put the bowl back in and let it go stale, but I also didn't want to burn my goddamn fingers. Another option occurred to me, just throw the damn bowl, but it was pretty snowy outside, and I didn't want to get the bowl wet. So I just sat there with a stupid expression on my face and held the bowl out, like, "Here. Take this." Nobody seemed to want to take it however, and I held it there burning the shit out of my fingers for a good 20 seconds before I came to my senses somewhat. I took the hit then threw the bowl back in the bong. My fingers were quite terribly burned and blistered after this incidence.

I've burned myself countless times getting high, but those were the two most significant.

I also once slammed my finger in a door, then slammed the same finger in the same door the very next day. It bled quite profusely and I lost the fingernail. Those motherfuckers take a long ass time to grow back.
 
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Kodank Moment

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Carne Seca said:
Was that really necessary? Do I go around busting your balls? Oh right... you don't have any. My mistake. :)
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Not necessary at all, but it didn't need to be. I could give a shit if you did...it's the internet. I do not have balls, I have testicles. Sometimes people make mistakes. Specially the gays. You're forgiven. Depending on what you believe. :lol:
 
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glvansickel

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I don't even get high and I've done stupid shit like that. So, you have to ask yourself was it the innocent little plant that made me do that Or was it just one of those inevitable moments of stupidity......
 
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smoothforyou2

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Steve French said:
Had this lung going this one time, and I was already pretty ripped. Of course, a lung setup consists of a bowl, the lung, and the lighter. I could not in my high state figure out which to put in which hand, also didn't really give a fuck. So I throw the bowl over to my left hand, and have the lung and lighter both in my right hand. Went to go take the hoot, ended up sticking the still very hot lighter to my face, and caused this terrible lighter top shaped burn. I was quite stoned, so at least it didn't hurt too much.

This other time I was smoking with a few of my friends out by the one guys shed. I was also pretty ripped on this occasion. I took hold of the bong, drew in a fair bit of smoke, then took the bowl out. At this point I realised that I forgot about the handle on the bowl, and grabbed the part that was quite terribly warm. The pain in my fingers started immediately, but I was quite unsure what to do. After all I had a hit there. I didn't want to put the bowl back in and let it go stale, but I also didn't want to burn my goddamn fingers. Another option occurred to me, just throw the damn bowl, but it was pretty snowy outside, and I didn't want to get the bowl wet. So I just sat there with a stupid expression on my face and held the bowl out, like, "Here. Take this." Nobody seemed to want to take it however, and I held it there burning the shit out of my fingers for a good 20 seconds before I came to my senses somewhat. I took the hit then threw the bowl back in the bong. My fingers were quite terribly burned and blistered after this incidence.

I've burned myself countless times getting high, but those were the two most significant.

I also once slammed my finger in a door, then slammed the same finger in the same door the very next day. It bled quite profusely and I lost the fingernail. Those motherfuckers take a long ass time to grow back.
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yeah fingernail do seem like they take forever sometimes you even wonder if they will even grow back.
 
Pat the stoner

Pat the stoner

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I also was parked under a carport and got in my car baked , started backing out when the phone rang , looked down and ran the carport pole over . The carport fell down with a huge crash and I felt like an idiot .( baked )
 
wheels619

wheels619

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im in a wheelchair and wasnt paying attention and rolled right off my 1.5 ft high porch. needless to say it sucked. crippled road rash. lmao. durka durka
 
CEEJR

CEEJR

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I put the bowl on my arizer on with the rubber end down and was wondering why my weed tasted like shit dumbest thing I have done recently while stoned. When I was a lot younger we used to get high at luch at work. So after we went back to work I was driving a forklift out the loading dock but the door wasn't up high enough to clear the forklift mast and I ripped the bottom panel of the door off and whoops was all I could muster. Its agood thing my boss was out to lunch with us.
 
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