The UK Growers Thread!

[dura72]

I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back. Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

 

[goten]

anyone pressed the security team banner at bottom of page yet lol..it a arabic site terrorists

 

[supersillybilly]

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light buld.......Wan. lol

 

[goten]

like..........

 

[supersillybilly]

What do u call an obese kid with an eye patch, buck teeth and special shoes.......................Names

 

[baklawa]

What do u call an obese kid with an eye patch, buck teeth and special shoes.......................Names

But these days I guess you'd call that kid privileged - he gets all the special PC treatment and support...

 

[Mastergrow]

What's better than winning an Olympic gold at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

 

[baklawa]

Yorkshireman, check your PM inbox

EDIT: That was fun, I love synchronity

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Yorkshireman, check your PM inbox

I'm ahead of you chick, check yours.....

 

[baklawa]

What's better than winning an Olympic gold at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

Hmmm. I've been pondering this for the last 5 mins and I'm not convinced - at least they'll all have achieved some kind of immortality and recognition etc. - whereas what do the rest of us non-disabled losers do?!

Oh my gawd somebody get me a smoke, I'm actually taking crass jokes seriously :-0

 

[dura72]

Fabrice Muamba has collapsed on the pitch at White Hart Lane. The game has been abandoned. John Terry is especially upset, saying moments ago, "I had money on the black cunt scoring"

 

[baklawa]

I'm ahead of you chick, check yours.....

Not meaning to give you nightmares or anything but every time I see your avatar I think of banana + blender + milk = milkshake.

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Not meaning to give you nightmares or anything but every time I see your avatar I think of banana + blender + milk = milkshake.

Nightmares? I'm a Yorkshireman, It's grim up north lass!

 

[Mastergrow]

I think I'd rather have a working body, ie..legs, rather than a gold medal lol!

 

[The Yorkshireman]

Back soon, Asda time.

 

[cheddar1985]

Wots happenin fuck faces !!

 

[dura72]

Wots happenin fuck faces !!

fuck, chedz , have u shot your load and let your sister go home?

 

[cheddar1985]

Haha dura ya cunt na not yet y the Q ya mad fucker?

 

[dura72]

wot ye up tae mate? im fuckin bored, 2 weeks totally clean and its begining to get on my tits. the plan is another 2 weeks but my palms are getting itchy.

 

[cheddar1985]

Just chillin lad with a few cans of breaker bro grafted all day and in tomoz so bein a good lad meself lol well tryin that is but sum fucker keeps puttin sum yellow powder under my nose haha tbh im sure the cunt is tryin to get me a bollockin off the misses and gaffa haha